Hogwarts Halloween Karaoke Party

By Herpaghonasyphilitis

Disclaimer: I own nothing here, except for the plot, and I don't even have the rights to that.

Warning: slight mentioning of slash in later chaps, very slight. Also, characters are OOC (out of character) pretty much Hogwarts is kinda more punk-rock in my story.

Read on dear viewers, read on!


"Our next performer will be Parvati Patil!"

All the students, most already hyped up on sugar, started clapping wildly as Parvati walked onstage. Her outfit was now made up of slouched black designer boots over black fishnet stockings and a jean mini skirt. She also had on a black t-shirt that was slightly ripped over the stomach, showing off her toned, dark skin. Her normally pin-straight hair was put up into a messy bun, with locks of hair coming down from it, to gracefully frame her face.

The three judges, who were now sitting at a table all to themselves in the front row watched with anticipation.

Parvati walked up to the mic and began to speak, "Hi everybody, most of you know me already, but I'm Parvati, and I'm going to be singing 'Infatuation' by Christina Aguilera." Then as the music started and the lights once again went down Parvati took the mic out of its stand and began singing.

Parvati:

Hey

He comes from a foreign place

An island far away

Intrigues me with every move

Til I'm breathless, I'm helpless

Can't keep my cool

Steals my heart when he takes my hand

And we dance to the rhythm of the band

Feel his fingertips grip my hips

And I slip as we dip into a state of bliss

The muggleborn students all recognized the song and many were singing along, and even the purebloods couldn't resist the beat.

Parvati:

Mama used to warn me to beware those Latin lovers

She said I gave my heart too soon

And that's how I became your mother

I said ay mama you seem to forget

I'm not in love yet

Sweet talk don't win me over

But I realize

Big brown eyes can hypnotize

When he says

I am full blood Boricua

Reads the tattoo on his arm

He tells me "Mami I need ya!"

And my heartbeat pumps so strong

Getting lost in a ritmo

He whispers "Te quiero"

Te quiero

I begin to give in with no hesitation

Can't help my infatuation

It's pure infatuation

Skin the color of cinnamon

His eyes light up

And I melt within

Feels so good it must be a sin

I can't stop what I started I'm giving in

He brings life to my fantasies

Sparks a passion inside of me

Finds the words when I cannot speak

In the silence, his heartbeat is music to me

Parvati's sweet alto voice rang through the Great Hall. With a slight Spanish accent given to her by the music, the melody was beautiful and sensuous.

Parvati:

Mama used to warn me not to rush love with another

She said I'm not trying to lecture

I just care about my daughter

Ay mama, you seem to forget

I never would let

A man control my emotions

But when he smiles

I feel like a little child

When he says

I am full blood Boricua

Reads the tattoo on his arm

He tells me "Mami I need ya!"

And my heartbeat pumps so strong

Getting lost in a ritmo

He whispers "Te quiero"

Te quiero

I begin to give in with no hesitation

Can't help my infatuation

It's pure infatuation

Caught between my mama's words

And what I feel inside

Wanting to explore his world

But part of me wants to hide

Should I risk it

Can't resist it

This has caught me by surprise

Should I let him take me to Puerto Rico

I can't hold back no more

Let's go tonight

I am full blood Boricua

Reads the tattoo on his arm

He tells me "Mami I need ya!"

And my heartbeat pumps so strong

Getting lost in a ritmo

He whispers "Te quiero"

Te quiero

I begin to give in with no hesitation

Can't help my infatuation

It's pure infatuation

Can't help my infatuation

It's pure infatuation (infatuation)

The music faded out and Parvati bowed to loud applause, though not as loud as Leviosa got, and stayed onstage waiting for the judges' decisions.

Ryan spoke first. "Hey man, that was like wow. I mean that was AMAZING. You were just awesome, I- good job, good job."

Pamela went next. "You were really good honny. That was a beautiful song, and I love your outfit, it's really cute!"

Samuel finally spoke up. "…" almost. After just staring at Parvati for a few seconds, Pamela pinched his arm and he snapped out of it. "OUCH! Pam-dear did you HAVE to pinch so hard? I think you've felt me a bruise, see- right there."

"Oh don't be such a baby Sam, there's not even a scratch on you. And you know how I hate it when you call me that! Keep it up and I will pinch you harder!" Professor Dumbledore cleared his throat and Sam finally got around to his decision.

"Oh alright then, you were horrible. Next!" Yelled Samuel, not even noticing when Parvati burst into tears and ran off the stage.

Dumbledore (who had apparently also not noticed Parvati's obvious sadness) stood up to announce who the next performer would be.


This is going to be my last post before I go to Colorado on Wednesday, so I hope you enjoy!

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Thanks so much to Catri Howlman-Carthaki spy for reviewing!

Yay the second chapter is up! Woohoo me! Ok, so tell me what u think, was it good? Do you like the song? Was it believable? Was it funny enough?

Did you get the parody of the American Idol judges? I thought it was funny.

Tell me what u think! R&R please!

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Kat