Akamaru's Bath Day CH.3
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto, although we still wish we did. Hella hella wish we did
Gaara: hella hella?
Sasuke: Shut up no brows raises pointy nose in air its obviously a cult thing
Us: Hella yup grins ….. wait nooo cult thing
Gaara: Your nuts
Us: we know
Sasuke: Hella
A/n probably more Sasuke bashing actually were out to bash everybody, except Akamaru, so no hard feelings, jking jking I know were losing fans with this but we like it and its called fanFICTION people we have the keyboard we are the writers DEAL WITH IT POWER OF THE KEYBOARD…..
Sasuke slammed the door in Kibas face and began yelling random things at him, and Kiba being the smart cookie he body slammed the unlocked door causing his momentum to carry him straight into the wall. Kiba rubbed his head for the third time that day, and decided to wait in the living room rather not wanting to see a naked Sasuke getting dressed. He didn't swing that way…..yet.
Sasuke was in his room completely dressed and having lengthy totally one-sided conversation with his dog. Sasuke glared at the fluffy pink poodle.
"well thanks to you and that troublemaker mutt of yours, I'm in trouble up to my eyeballs and trouble has blackmail". Princess stared stupidly at him with her sickly sweet stare,
" Oh well I cant stay mad at you, after all we've been through" Sasuke reached under the bed to retrieve Princess's favourite toy, her perfect blue rubber ball which she loved to chew. As Sasuke threw the rubber ball absentmindedly at the wall it hit a pretty pink flower vase, that he had made in honour of princess. His thoughts run long and far until they reached the night he met his own true love, Princess.
FLASHBACK:
Sasuke had gone to the most popular Sake bar in Konoha at the request of his older brother Itachi. Now he regretted his decision as he was completely drunk and wearing something that resembled a mini skirt. Itachi meanwhile was enjoying his cruel little game as he watched his brother stumble out of the Sake bar still wearing the mini skirt. Silently he followed his brother out of the Sake bar and watched as he stumbled into the pet store, looking for a place to throw up. He looked around the pet store, Itachi was still watching as his completely drunk little brother paid four-million yen for and expensive barking pink fluffy thing. Itachi smiled evilly and thought, well I made my brother look like a fag this has been a great day. His brother stumbled out of the pet store,
"what is that?" Itachi frowned as he caught up with his little brother.
"It's a miniature poodle" sang eight year old Sasuke happily..
"What are you going to name it?" said Itachi slyly
"I dunno" murmured Sasuke still completely totally and utterly drunk.
"How about……Princess?" Itachi suggested sneakily
Sasuke clapped his hands in sheer drunkenness delight.
"Yes her name shall be Princess, thank you Itachi" Sasuke hugged his older brother tightly around the waist, almost choking the life out of poor Itachi
END FLASHBACK
Sasuke happily remember snatches of that night, but that was the last time he spoke with Itachi, before his parents were murdered. But the smile slipped of his face as he recalled the problem that awaited him downstairs.
Akamaru tore through the alleyways getting dirtier and dirtier with every step. He had left a pretty good trail the game wouldn't be any fun if Kiba didn't catch him once or twice. Sasuke rejoined Kiba downstairs and resigned himself to his fate.
"Alright" Kiba grinned "time to blackmail more recruits". Sasuke sweat dropped and wondered how many more innocent people would be submitted to Kiba's cruelty. However he had to admit, admit but never ever tell Kiba that this might be kinda possibly maybe fun. Kiba dishevelled Sasuke through the streets. Kiba stopped at Naruto's shack house type thing, he knocked on the door. 'This will be so easy Naruto is such a baka', thought Kiba to himself, grinning. A half-asleep Naruto opened the door, immediately Kiba said
"we know your secret"
"Come in" said Naruto with shifty eyes, ' wow I didn't think it would be that easy' Kiba thought to himself. Naruto glanced at Sasuke,
"you better leave him out here" whispered Naruto to Kiba, Kiba once again being the smart cookie he was, slipped a rope around Sasuke's neck and attached it to Naruto's doorknob, and smiled happily, closing the door behind him as he went inside. Sasuke smirked 'what a baka, I could just untie this if I wanted to'. He reached for the rope when a thought popped into his head, one word, blackmail. Sasuke sat down miserably on the steps, as he waited for Kiba and Naruto to emerge.
Naruto and Kiba sat down on Naruto's very dirty couch.
"So, Kiba, how did you find out the I am the Grand Master of the cult of Sasuke haters". Kiba blinked and struggled for an answer.
"ummm ummm um………BUG BOY TOLD ME"
"did he now" said Naruto quietly
"yes' said Kiba loudly, thinking quickly, "and I promise I wont tell Sakura if you promise to help me" Naruto's eyes widen
"nooo don't tell Sakura, she'll hate me, then she'll kill me" naruto panicked "ok ok I'll help you" Kiba grinned.
"Naruto meet your task". Kiba pointed at he open window just in time to see Akamaru run by covered in everything imaginable. Naruto blinked.
"noo not this again" Nauto wailed to himself.
A/N: Yeah well we may few fans, with the cult of the sasuke haters, we were debating what cult to do and Sasuke haters was perfect.. So now that you've read our monsterous creation, click the damn purple button, you know which one. Next chappy more girls.