Akamaru's Bath Day Ch.4
Disclaimer: Still no hope of owning Naruto tears
Kiba: I HAVE A STORY I HAVE A STORY NYAHNYHANYHANYHAN
Gaara: stabs I have more than you
Kiba: Damn you
Sasuke: I have more than both of you
Gaara and Kiba together: kills At least our hair doesn't look like a chicken's ass
Hinata: to much violence faints
Gaara: maniacal laughter HELLA
Us: blinks Hells Ya
Gaara: nooo HELLA
(notice how our chapters are getting slightly longer, note more main character bashing mostly Sasuke)
Kiba was ecstatic, now he had both Naruto and Sasuke on a leash. A big gold leash with the words "Property of Kiba" on it. He in his tiny, almost nonexistent brain, he was formulating a plan. Since he had both Sasuke and Naruto on a leash. As long as he held both Naruto and Sasuke on big gold platter, he Kiba would have all the girls in Konoha running to his aid. All he had to was head over to Sakura's house were he knew they were having a sleep over, including Hinata, Temari, Ten Ten, and surprisingly enough Ino. Kiba and Naruto headed out the door, Kiba still thinking Sasuke was tied up. He was right, there was Sasuke sitting dejectedly on the steps, looking much worse for wear.
"What happened to you?" asked Naruto curiously. Sasuke pointed to the alleyway,
"that happened to me". Kiba glanced at the alleyway, were he saw his dog looking, sitting rather innocently on a pile of trash.
"Oh" chorused Naruto and Kiba. Sasuke glanced at Naruto, Sasuke thought 'I wonder what Kiba blackmailed him with'. He noticed that Naruto looked rather shifty eyed. He noticed they were headed for Sakura's house, he paled noticeably. He screamed
"UMM HELLO I'M STILL TYED HERE". Kiba glanced and turned to Naruto, his eye glinted maliciously
"oh yes we almost forget to untie the bait". Sasuke turned and tried to run, terrified of being the bait, but was yanked back cruelly by the rope. He lay on the ground gasping for breath, Naruto didn't try to stifle the laughter and instead laughed maniacally. Kiba inched away and began untie the wretched Uchiha heir. Akamaru had in fact taken a few moments to land on the Uchiha heir, and began licking his red face. Kiba lunged for the dirty mutt well yelling for Naruto. Akamaru jumped off the red faced Sasuke well Kiba who was bent over in the attempt to catch the mutt, slipped on a puddle of mud. His head collided with Naruto's as Naruto bent also to catch Akamaru. As they collapsed on the now purple faced Sasuke, he gasped for breath and began to struggle. Naruto and Kiba began to pick them selves up off the now breathless Sasuke. As Akamaru tore towards Sakura's house. They picked Sasuke up and began heading towards the prison known as Sakura's house. But as they arrived at the front of the walk. Kiba stopped, and began to have a mad seizure, the girls wer playing very loud girly music. However sasuke began nodding his head to the beat, (if there was any), a smile playing on his lips. Naruto twitched, he heard giggling that wasn't the girls, and wasn't female at all.
"What the hell are you doing!" Kiba screamed at the oh so diligent Naruto. Naruto didn't resond and continued to drag poor Kiba over to the back window. Were he pointed at a rather loudly shaking hedge. Kiba blinked stupidly
"Is the hedge high?". Naruto rolled his eyes for once he was being the smart one.
And unsurprising the hedge broke, revealing two horny adolescent men. One was holding a camera. Naruto and Kiba stared at Shikamaru and Neji,
" their about to have a pillow fight" Neji drooled and then jumped ten feet in the air when he realized that Naruto and Kiba were watching them with the famous Uchiha brat following. Shikamaru had a Polaroid in his hand when he turned out to find out why neji had stopped manically laughing. He dropped the Polaroid and immediately adopted his "cool" pose once more Neji copied him and said
"oh hey losers" Naruto snorted
"real smooth you guys, just so not obvious, we saw you" Kiba held up his camera,
"we got pictures to, and more blackmail" he mocked. Shikamaru slouched,
"oh shit" he muttered. Kiba turned on his sly grin, which both Naruto and Sasuke understood more than ever.
"And lets just say that if the girls in there knew about you being out here, you would be saying a hell of a lot more than shit" Shikamaru grimaced, Neji turned to him,
"they are right for once". Shikamaru nodded in a stunted silence. Neji turned to Kiba and Naruto
"alright what do we have to do" Neji's head bent down in shame. Sasuke chirped up behind Naruto just as Kiba opened his mouth to speak.
"we get to be bait, and you have to bath that thing". He points to the mud ball that tore across the street. Neji remained silent, he did not want to repeat last years incident. However shikamaru could not keep his mouth shut.
"what do you mean bait". Naruto pointed inside the house,
"bait for them, need I say more" All the guys in the circle shivered, except Sasuke, he wasn't really a guy anyways.
Meanwhile inside the house, the girls were having the time of their lives. Listening to music, putting on mud masks (or in Temari's case a sand mask) and killing each other with pillows. And suddenly they heard a very strange noise that didn't belong to music, it was the sound of a very persistent doorbell. Ino turned down the music, glanced at Sakura, who had a very pleased look on her face, and opened the door. To reveal four sexy shirtless guys on her doorstep. Ino stared in wonder, then turned to Sakura,
"what did you order"
"I dunno but it wasn't this"
Temari, Ten Ten, and Hinata followed them out and began to drool, while Hinata fainted and fell on some very well placed pillows that seemingly sprung from nowhere, and looked up to see a shirtless Naruto staring down at her. Kiba stepped out form behind the guys,
"take your pick ladies, but first you have to help me"
A/N
Ok now we have realized the stupidity of our actions and have decided to give out our names, YAY cheer Alexa is the owner of this cursed account, while Taylor is the strange random side of this story. YAY SEE oh and for a fact Taylor is a girl not a guy.
People we bring pairings next chappy
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