Akamaru's Bath Day CH.5
Disclaimer: We still don't own Naruto but I do own this computer, wait my mom bought it, Damn it
Taylor: snickers
Alexa: Nooo my computer
Naruto: Compooter?
Gaara: strangles with sand nooo clue
Sasuke: glares prissily
Taylor: gouges out Sasuke's eyeballs with spoon
Alexa: …..Ok now we start the story 0.o
A/N: We take the few reviewers thing off the summary and people stop reviewing, what is wrong with you, also more bashings, we may post story with no pairings so feel free to give us ideas
Ch.4
Temari, Ten Ten, and Hinata followed them out and began to drool, while Hinata fainted and fell on some very well placed pillows that seemingly sprung from nowhere, and looked up to see a shirtless Naruto staring down at her. Kiba stepped out form behind the guys,
"take your pick ladies, but first you have to help me"
"What now mutt" said Temari, tearing her eyes away from the almost naked guys. Ino smirked
"whats wrong Kiba need help tying your shoes again"
"my shoes don't have laces" Kiba looked down, there we laces on his ninja shoes,
"when the hell did those get there" Kiba looked up from his shoes, and regained his composure,
"no actually I need help bathing my dog". The girls who had been present at last years incident shivered. Temari meanwhile said
"so it's a dog what wrong with bathing a dog?" said the clueless kunochi. Ino stared,
"Oh yeah I forgot you weren't there last time" she said horrified. Sakura meanwhile had made their decision for them.
"ok we'll do it" said Sakura eyeing Sasuke, who backed away from pink haired scary lady.
"WHAT! NOOO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'LL DO IT!" screamed three girls, Hinata was to busy staring at the oblivious Naruto to notice. Kiba grinned
"hey its not that bad, if you help me I'll give you a free date with the guy of your choice" he casually remarked.
This time it was the guys turn to scream bloody murder
"WHAT! HELL NO!" screamed the four guys. Kiba appeared behind the guys and whispered one word,
"blackmail". All of the girls looked extremely hurt and pissed off as in ready to kill pissed. Some how four of the girls had weapons in their hands except Hinata who we all know is to sweet to do something like that right?……RIGHT!
All of the guys sweat-dropped and stepped a couple feet back, big feet. Kiba meanwhile whispered bloody blackmail into all of their ears, they instantly held their ranks, like a group of well trained army soldiers……shirtless. The weapons were put away. Kiba stepped up to Temari,
"Temari, any chance you could drag your brothers into this" Temari looked horrified for the first time in her life, then grinned.
"Well I was looking for an excuse to use my new Kankuro make up hidey hole, and the new Gaara blackmail thing" Temari laughed evilly.
"Ok now we need to organize this mission, one group will go to get Akamaru and the other shall help Temari get her brothers, oh and for those going to get Temari's brothers, bring weapons and be prepared, ok group one is Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Naruto, Hinata, and ME". Sasuke unable to hold it any longer, finally cracked,
"YOUR PUTTING ME WITH OBSESSIVE FANGIRLS! ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE? THEY'LL TEAR ME APART". Kiba grinned,
"that's kinda the point". Naruto was fuming,
"and of course Sasukes on my team as usual". Kiba rolled his eyes,
"I am so glad I have blackmail on them or they wouldn't agree to this". Totally pissed and thoroughly disgusted with each other, the groups set off in their separate directions. Group one head for the downtown part of Konoha.
"how hard can it be to find a dirty mutt" said Sasuke, Naruto retorted
"not that hard since he's standing in front of me, the catching part is tricky". Sakura and Ino were to busy staring at Sasuke to reply.
Meanwhile in group B Shikamaru and Temari were having a shouting match.
"Temari why wont you tell me pleeeeaaaaaaaassssee" Shikamaru begged pitifully, Temari stared at the stupid ninja.
"How about NO!" Temari plastered the evil grin on her face. Neji stared at Shikamaru and said to Ten Ten
"I thought he was to lazy to beg and shout". Ten Ten rolled her eyes,
"you learn something new everyday" . Temari was back to yelling at the grovelling Shikamaru,
"BECAUSE ITS NOT BLACKMAIL IF SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS IT!". Shikamaru finally clamed up long enough for them to get moving back towards the hotel where her two siblings were currently residing. As they approached the street, Neji broke into a crazed laughter,
"Where….exactly…did…you…say…the….Kazekage….was…staying" He choked. Temari pointed at the shabby hotel that tilted in front. Neji broke into a grin,
"the shame, the shame" He said cackling madly. The group sweat dropped and backed away from the mentally instable Neji.
"Right, Neji wait outside and the rest of you come with me". Temari glared at the laughing Hyuuga, and motioned for them to follow, except him. Temari entered the building followed by the slightly terrified group B. Temari entered the building, headed up the mouldy, disturbing stairs, and paused at Door 7.
A/N: Sorry for long wait for updating, we were busy enjoying the summer sun and the exams, which incidentally weren't so enjoyable.'
Next Chapter Tease: Kankuro was staring in fear at his hovering sibling, but turned his head when Temari entered, quick as flash he ran around her hand placed Temari between him and Gaara.
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PS: Note there is hardly any Sasuke bashing in this chappy, more next time, cackles evilly