Akamaru's Bath Day
Chapter 6
A/N: Sorry for the long update. We were both travelling A LOT and we were waiting for a 10th review which we DID NOT get. But alas we were bored and felt the cough artistic vibe and needed to update.
Taylor: YAY sings Guess whos back, back again we are back, tell some men……..
Alexa: slaps SHUT UP! eats noodles
All Naruto Characters: stares
Kiba: But I don't wanna bath Akamaru HE BITES
Gaara: gags Kiba, absolute defence against the maniacs
Temari: WTF?
Taylor: It blames you points at Alexa
Alexa: I feel prosecuted
Disclaimer: BLAH BLAH BLAH It owns you
Last Chapter Tease: Kankuro was staring in fear at his hovering sibling, but turned his head when Temari entered, quick as flash he ran around her and placed his female sibling between him and Gaara.
Kankuro shivered behind Temari while Gaara mentally smites him.
"If you don't give me back Mr. Fuzzles this instant I'll go Shukaku on your ass" Gaara grinned at the thought of being able to unleash his demon. Shikamaru stared quizzically at Temari and then at Kankuro who was turning a pale-white colour.
"Who or what is Mr. Fuzzles?" Shikamaru asked innocently.
Temari didn't answer him and instead turned to her oh-so calm and collected sibling and gave him a death so severe it could rival Gaara's
"What. Did. You. Do. With. The. Bear?" she demanded in a low dangerous tone that scares even the writers.
"I didn't do anything. I didn't steal it. I'm innocent I SWEAR!" The poor puppet master spluttered out shivering.
Kankuro was now turning a nasty sick pasty colour and looked on the verge of passing out. He felt oddly trapped between his two glaring siblings. At that moment he wasn't sure of which one he was more afraid. The cat-hatted man looked franticly around the room searching for an escape route, then all of the sudden his eyes locked on Shikamaru, the only non-hostile person in the room who wasn't giving him death glares. Without further adieu, Kankuro raced around his sister and latched himself on the waist of a very shocked and disturbed Shikamaru.
" Pleeaaase SAVE ME. THEIR GONNA KILL ME. HELP!" The puppet master had gone past the stage of being petrified and was now just hysterical.
Gaara stared in disgust at his blubbering sibling, who seemed to have come down with a sudden case of homoness. He slid off his sand and walked away leaving a pissed off Temari and a now very
Empty-bladder Kankuro in his wake.
"Forget it, I won't waste my valuable time on a homo like you" Deadpanned Gaara who was now heading for the door.
Temari saw the opportunity and decided not to waste it, she stepped around Gaara and said:
"No you'll waste your valuable on helping me instead."
"And why exactly would I do that?" said Gaara, who was quickly losing his non-existent patience.
It was here that Temari decided to place her trump card, and well placed it was.
"Because if you don't help me I won't give back Mr. Fuzzles" she smirked watching the glare slide off Gaara's face only to be replaced with dismay.
Meanwhile Shikamaru was still struggling with the middle sibling who was older, bigger and fatter and who was still clinging to him. Then suddenly he remembered that he had an IQ of over 200 and that he was a ninja.
Quickly he activated his shadow jutsu and removed the annoying leech (notice how there is no little in that sentence) and regained his breath. He stepped away from Kankuro who seemed to be quickly recovering now that his siblings were occupied.
"Where did you put my bear?" Gaara demanded with one of his infamous glares.
"Now now don't give me that look" said Temari who was thoroughly enjoying herself "I told you I would give it back if you helped me now didn't I?"
Gaara was trapped. Gaara did not like being trapped. He was the one who usually trapped people, HE WAS NOT HAPPY, but like I said he was trapped and forced to ask the dreaded question.
"What exactly do you have in mind?"
Meanwhile with Kibas group, Akamaru was proving to be very elusive and Sasuke was proving to be very whiney.
"This is too hard that mutt is too fast we should stop, he stinks enough anyways I don't think a bath will improve it" complained Sasuke who was managing to keep his emo look (barely).
"shut up you emo stop being a wuss" said Naruto who was taking every opportunity to bash Sasuke.
"HEY DON'T BASH SASUKE BAKA!" screamed the maniac fan girls at the same time.
Sakura punched Naruto's head into the ground while Ino glared at Sakura. Kiba and Hinata distanced themselves away from the peanut galleries, and were currently doing their jobs and looking for Akamaru while trying to cope with the noise from the now screaming crowd to their left.
Meanwhile Hinata with her Byakugan was kicking major ass. Hinata had found the dirtiest most disgusting thing on the planet. 'Oh wait' she thought 'that's Kiba, I meant to find Akamaru'. All then inside of and upturned garbage can, she found him, sniffing something that looked like a mouldy half-chewed hairless dog.
"OH MY GOD I FOUND HIM SNIFFING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE NARUTO'S ASS!" screamed Hinata, then she blushed madly and fainted. Everyone turned to stare, just in time to see Akamaru jump over Hinata and run blindly in the opposite direction.
"Screw Naruto's ass catch the damn dog" yelled Kiba. Then everyone except Hinata and Naruto, who mumbled incoherently and wandered off with a thought of black curtains for his windows, and strangely Kiba screwing Naruto's ass….which disturbed him, less than Kiba normally did, ran after. All the other ninjas went into hard kick-ass ninja mode, and chased after the strangely illusive puppy. Ino attempted her mind controlling jutsu, and ended up controlling Rock Lee instead, who stopped and stared as most of the Genin ran after a small white thing, that was really fast. Ino went all tantrumy and ended up screaming at the poor innocent spandy clad……thingy. Rock Lee stared in amazement 'wow she can actually see me' he thought,
Ino concluded that thought..
"What its not like your invis-strong deodorant….are you?" she smirked.
"I'm invisible, you cant see me BE GONE!" he screamed in agony. Ino let him out of her mind jutsu, then he pranced off, muttering something about being Gai's little invisible minion. Ino paused and stared at the drunk Rock Lee, then she realised that Lee wasn't drunk he was just always like that, silly Pig. Then Naruto came back and used his oh-so-awesome Shadow Clone jutsu. Five clones appeared, Akamaru bit one, Kiba the smart cookie he was thought it was evil and attacked another. The clones left ran after Akamaru and miraculously caught him, but poofed away when Naruto fell asleep. Everyone stopped and stared at the lethargic Naruto, Kiba just shook his head but an idea was forming in his small pathetic peanut gallery sized brain.
Tenten made small cooing noises as the deranged Hyuuga prodigy was curled in the fetal position and mummering with maniacal laughter. Tenten was beyond scared, she was terrified, Neji had only been like this once before when, (A/n: guess what? ITS FLASHBACK TIME)
FLASHBACK
Its Friday night. In the village of Konoha all is silent……well almost. Down a back alley and through a field of man-eating daisies, there is a house. A seemingly normal house with an all girls sleepover, until this fateful night, when a terrified blood-curdling scream emits, breaking the nightly silence.
"HOW DARE YOU, MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR, THERES NO POINT IN LIVING IF I CANT BE BEAUTIFUL!
Screamed Neji as he stared the mirror, only to see a problem, a very bright problem, a problem made of pink. The girls giggled manically as he dropped onto his knees dramatically and prayed to the fates it was temporary. Tenten picked up the box, giggled so loudly and handed it to Ino, who then shoved it underneath Neji's nose.
"My Neji looks what it says, its underneath the flap" grinned Ino happily. Neji's hand trembled as he moved the flap, and his eyes watered at the sight,
on the box in big heartbreaking letters, there was one word.
PERMANENT!
USE AT OWN RISK
Neji died inside, then turned to the source of his torture Rock Lee.
"HOW IS IT FUNNY TO BOTHER 5 VERY HYPER GIRLS, EPSPECIALLY WHEN THEY HAVE HAIR DYE! I BLAME YOU!"
END FLASHBACK
Tenten was thoughtful, 'I remember that night, Neji fell asleep for 5 minutes and Rock Lee took full advantage, if only Neji hadn't dropped that stink bomb'. A satisfied Temari, a skittish Kankuro, and a very pissed off Gaara, exited the rundown hotel. Where upon Neji broke into crazed laughter.
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