Authors Note: uh… Naruto's not mine. Narumi is though. Um.. uh.. Shonen-ai, yaoi, mpreg, stuff ItaNaru SasuNaru.

"Daddy… does Mommy hate me? Is that why she left me?" Narumi asked.

"Narumi.. why would mommy hate you? She had to leave.. she had to leave for your own safety. She didn't want to leave you. I remember. She loved this village and she wanted to help it.. she'll return.. I know she will.."

"Wait a minute. Didn't you say that the mother was a guy?" Asked Sasuke.

Itachi smiled. "Yes.. she was a guy. Not anymore though."

Narumi nuzzled his head into Itachi's chest.

"Narumi.. are you sleepy?"

"Yes."

"Sorry Sasuke but I have to put Narumi to bed. See ya later." Itachi walked away and Sasuke stood there wondering what had happened to his crazy brother.

"Sakura.. don't you think Itachi's so hot?" asked Ino.

"Ino, you shouldn't be saying that when you have Shikamaru as your husband."

"hmph.. Hey Sasuke-kun, do you want to know why Itachi's not a maniac murder?"

"Hell yeah. I finally became strong enough to defeat him, I left Naruto to defeat him, I abandoned Konoha to defeat him, I even chased after Orochimaru to beat him. Why is ITACHI NORMAL?"

"Sasuke-kun… Itachi was always normal. He killed the clan. We all know that. He just wanted to make you stronger.. or something like that. I really don't know the real reason why he joined the Akatsuki or why he actually came back to leaf. The only person who knows about him is her. His lover, his wife, Narumi's mother. She had a future set for her here. She knew that she wouldn't stay here forever. She knew that they would come and get her. She knew that she had to go with them to protect the village. She loved this village so much. I know she did. She was my best friend."

Sasuke thought about it for a moment. 'Who is Itachi's lover? I know it can't be Naruto.. since.. well since.. because he hates Itachi.. Gaara? Does he even know how to do Oiroke no jutsu? Okay.. maybe not.. WHO IS IT?'

Sakura and Ino both thought the same thing… Sasuke is really dense.

At Itachi and Narumi's place.

"Jiraiya-sama.. I heard you have some information on Naruto and the Akatsuki."

"Yes I do."

"When will they act next?"

"In about a month."

"Do you have any information on how Naruto's doing?"

"I heard that Deidara.. was it?" Jiraiya asked.

Itachi nodded.

Jiraiya continued. "I heard that Deidara decided that Naruto was going to be his new partner because Sasori had died during the battle against Haruno Sakura and Cho-ba"

Itachi sighed. "Deidara.. annoying as always."

"I heard that he had started a bond with Naruto. I don't know what he had done though." Jiraiya explained.

"Naruto has a habit of making friends where ever he goes. Whether if it's a little kid at the lake, or an S-ranked criminal." Itachi laughed.

"Yes I can see that. He merely seemed like an annoying little brat the first time I saw him. I never thought he was the Kyuubi no youko."

"Yes."

"Only one month left."

"…."

"Aren't you happy about this Itachi?"

"I am.. though I'm also concerned about Sasuke. If he finds out that Narumi is actually Naruto's kid, he's going to have a heart attack… which would be a burden since I have to prepare the funeral."

Jiraiya laughed.

"But then again, it wouldn't be so bad seeing Naruto again.. but he's going to be on the opposing side. We're going to have to defeat him. Defeat the Kyuubi. Which is not going to be easy." Itachi frowned.

"I agree. With Orochimaru dead, we have no other threat but the Akatsuki. You're our wild card. If we lose you, were done."

"Understood" Itachi nodded.

"We don't know how Naruto is going to act when he sees you. We don't know any information on him. We don't know if he became a criminal, or a spy."

"Indeed. We're going to have to get Naruto into our hands sooner or later."

"I hope.. that were not too late." Jiraiya silently whispered.

The next day came by so early for the two ninjas. Jiraiya and Itachi were trying to come up with a plan on finding Naruto.

"Nii-san." Sasuke walked up to Itachi.

"Yes?"

"Could I see Narumi?"

"Sure." He handed Narumi to him.

"Hi Narumi.. I'm your uncle Sasuke." Sasuke faked smiled. His plan was to pry information out from the little boy.

"Uncle Sasuke, were you in love with mommy?"

Itachi stared at Narumi. "Narumi.. why don't you talk to Uncle Sasuke about your new book?"

Narumi stared at his daddy for a moment, and then his eyes lit up. 'So daddy doesn't want Uncle Sasuke to know about Mommy?' "Uncle Sasuke! Play with me!" Narumi screamed.

"Wait! Narumi-chan! Who was I in love with?"

"Mommy."

"Who's your mommy?"

"My mommy."

"I know that, but I mean like.. who is she? Any names?"

"Daddy calls him. Lo$&#$" Narumi rolled his tongue while pronouncing the last letters. He smiled.

"Narumi-chan.. I mean like.. I mean like her actual name?"

"Oh! I see what you mean!"

"Yay! Now tell Uncle Sasuke her name."

"Mrs. Uchiha."

Sasuke sweatdropped. He finally figured out that trying to get information from the son of Itachi was the last thing he could possibly accomplish.

Itachi smirked. He trained his son well. "Narumi-chan. Do you want to tell him about…"

"Did you know I have a sister?" Narumi asked.

"No. You do? What's her name?" Sasuke asked.

"I can't tell you." Narumi laughed.

"Why?" Sasuke asked.

"Because.. our sister's name is taboo around here."

"Why?"

"I'm not telling."

"Sasuke.. haven't I trained my kid well?" Itachi grinned.

"Yeah yeah.. but it's not like I'm going to give up."

"So… why can't we say your sister's name?"

"Because." Narumi smiled.

"Because why?"

"Just because." Narumi screamed.

"Just like a 3year old is suppose to act."

Narumi glared at Sasuke. "Give up already?"

"No. Why can't we say your sisters name?"

Itachi turned around. "Narumi-chan's sister…"

"DADDY DON'T TELL HIM!"

Itachi gave a weary smile. He bent down and caressed his cheek. "Narumi.. he's my brother.. I have to tell him about your sister." Itachi kissed him on the forehead. "Now run along and play with Tsunade-sama."

"Alrighty! TSUNADE-BABA!"

"Just like his mother." Itachi whispered.

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh nothing."

"So.. why can't you say your daughter's name?"

"Because it's taboo."

"I KNOW THAT ALREADY!"

"Well, my daughter was killed 3 months after she was born. She was killed by the Akatsuki. Now.. the Akatsuki has my wife, and my son's mother. I don't know what to do. The Akatsuki are planning to attack next month. Then, I'll be able to see her again." Itachi sighed.

"Brother.. why did you return here anyways?"

"Nosy as always. You're on your own on this."

Itachi smirked. "Foolish little brother."

At the Hokage tower

"Tsunade-baa-chan!" Narumi ran up to her.

"Whoa Narumi! You're just like your mother.."

"Why does everybody bring up the subject of my mother? She's been gone for 3 years. She left me when I was one!" Narumi cried.

"Narumi.. your mother's safe. I know where she is. She's coming back in a month." Tsunade spoke softly. "I hope in a month."

"Really! Mommy's coming back?" Narumi's eyes brightened.

"Hopefully."

Sasuke and Itachi

"Nii-san, who did you marry?" Sasuke asked.

"No one concerning you."

"Hey, the mother of my nephew does have something to do with me. She is my sister in law. Or should I say brother in law?"

"….."

"Itachi, I never knew you were gay. I thought I was the only one in the Uchiha clan who's gay."

"whatever."

"But.. who is it? And where is Naruto?" Sasuke asked curiously.

"He's on a mission of some sort." Itachi mumbled.

"Oh. When's he getting back?"

"I don't know."

"Where's Narumi?"

"Probably at the Hokage towers. Seriously, the whole village loves him."

"That's because he's a heir to the Uchiha clan." Sasuke said proudly.

"He's not your son. He's mine."

"I know."

Hokage Towers

"Tell me about my mommy.. please!" Narumi begged.

Tsunade chuckled. "Alright."

"Yay!"

"Your mother was a sweet person. Loud, but sweet. She cared about this village a lot. It was her favorite place in the whole world. Even though the villagers treated her badly, she still loved this place. She always said that she was going to be the Rokudaime hokage," Tsunade was on the verge of tears now. "She always said she was going to take over my place.. but, that's before she was taken away by them."

"Tsunade-baba, do you miss her?" Narumi hugged her.

"Yes.. very much."

Itachi and Sasuke

"Nii-san, did you love her?"

"Very much. She was the reason I returned. She told me that everything wasn't suppose to be covered in darkness. She knew everything about me."

"Nii-san, is it the girl Akatsuki member?"

"No."

"Oh. Itachi, do you love Narumi?"

"What a stupid question. Of course I do."

"Is it because he reminds you of her mother?"

"What?"

"I believe what I see. I see that you're using him as a replacement."

Authors Note: I'll update again since I love writing this story!