Chapter Four: Gaara the Ultimate Dancer and a Jealous Hinata!

Naruto: NO WAY! YOU ARE SO GONNA GET JEALOUS HINATA-CHAN!

Hinata: y-y-you don't know that….

Naruto: Uh huh! The chapter tittle says so!

Hinata: I wont get j-j-jealous Naruto-kun.

Naruto: OK you win (She still gets jealous any way….) !

Sasuke: Anyway, the guy that wrote this fan fiction doesn't own Sasuke!

Naruto: No! He doesn't own Naruto! That's the name of the show!

Sasuke: Loser…
Naruto: GRRR!
Hinata: I want Naruto to pull his pants down again just like in chapter two…

Sakura: Are you some kind of Naruto pervert?

Me: No…She's just gonna get jealous!

Hinata: I WONT GET JEALOUS!

Me: Shut up Hinata and just let me type the story or I'll take you out of it!

Hinata: NO! Don't do that!

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Sasuke was on the wall watching the people dance. Sakura was with him as usual.

"Sasuke-kun! Let's dance!" Sakura said happily.

"No…" Sasuke said plainly.

"Can you even dance Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked. "Its okay if you cant…I mean all it means is that you're the only one in Konoha that cant dance." Sakura said trying to provoke him into dancing.

"I know what your trying to do," Sasuke said.

"Come on Sasuke-kun! I mean look at Naruto!" Sakura pointed at Naruto in the crowd.

He had two Konoha chicks and one sand babe dancing all around him. "Yeah baby!" Naruto said. Naruto was looking actually like the grand master G.!

Sasuke was feeling bad. Naruto was cooler than him! HE could never live that down.

Hinata stopped the song. "YO! YO! THIS IS HINATA-CHAN MAX! NOW LETS GET DOWN OLD SCHOOL STYLE! WE GONNA HAVE A DANCE OFF!" Naruto left the girls. "Yeah I'll kick any body's butt in this challenge!" he yelled. "Any one want to take me on! The Nine Tailed Break Dancer!"

"I will…" a creepy voice said. Naruto turned around and saw Sabaku-no-Gaara

"GO GAARA, GO GAARA, GO!" Temari and Kankuro yelled.

Gaara took off his gourd and then all of his cloths to reveal and silver disco outfit. He grinned. "Bring. It. On."

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Hinata took out a CD and played "Super Freak!". (Hinata: If you don't now what that is then read the lyrics).

She's a very freaky girl!

The kind you don't take home to mother!

She will never let your spirits down!

Once you get her off the street!

Gaara started doing the robot and then began spinning on his head. Naruto grinned.

He got up and did a one-hand-stand and then grabbed his foot. He jumped back on his feet and started mimicking Gaara's head spin break dancing technique.

SUPER FREAK SUPER FREAK!

She's SUPER FREAKY YEAH!

EVERYBODY SING!

Naruto and Gaara continued dancing and they were equally matched. Naruto grinned and looked at Temari. 'Temari-chan! That'll tick Gaara off so much he wont be able to concentrate!' Naruto had seen Gaara's development. He loved his siblings (Still doesn't love Kankuro as much as Temari) and was protective over them. Very protective….

Naruto grabbed Temari by the waist and she blushed. During the time his hand was on her waist you could her Ohs and Oohs and Hehes.

Hinata's faced turned read with anger but controlled herself! ' NO! Temari-chan could still Naruto-kun from me! I won't let that happen! NEVER' Hinata thought in fury mode!

TEMPTATIONS SING!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SUPER FREAK SUPER FRAK!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

YEAH!

Naruto and Temari were getting their dance on, as Gaara was about to fall out. And he did just that! "Uh sand come…" he said as the sand broke his fall. He moved his head from facing the sand. "Now I know why every one doesn't like it when I shut them up with sand in the mouths."

Naruto smiled. "YEAH! I did it!" Naruto let go of Temari and a jealous Hinata started playing the ordinary music.

Naruto and Temari started dancing and Gaara went outside in shame. "Humph. All that time…Thanks a lot Shukaku!

"SHUT UP! I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE GOIN AGAINTS HIM!" Shukaku roared in Gaara's head.

"Dumb. You are so dumb!" Gaara ranted.

"HEY! LAST TIME I DISCOED WITH HIM HE USED HIS TAILS TO WHIP OF MY GROOVE DOG! DON'T MESS WITH ME G-DOG! NEXT TIME I'LL KICK HIS BUTT! FOR RIZZLE!"

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"COME ON SASUKE-KUN!"

"NO!"

Sakura was getting on Sasuke's nerves. She continued to ask him to dance.

"Hey Naruto!" Naruto was too busy dancing with Temari.

"HEY, HEY, HEY! Sand Girls got some moves!" Naruto said

Temari blushed. 'Why is he such a hotty now?' she thought.

'I'll kill that son of a Kazekage!' she thought fiercely.

Hinata did a few hand signs. "Turn-Table-Mixer-no-Jutsu!" she said. You could see that Hinata was furious! 'Naruto-kun is MINE!"

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Hinata: I WILL KILL TEMARI!

Naruto: (whispers to Sasuke): see? She's jealous.

Sasuke: Yep.

Sakura: Mmmmmmmhmmmmm.

Hinata: I AM NOT FREAKING JEALOUS!

Kakashi: Anger management… hey a new volume is out. (Runs to bookstand).

Me: Thanks for the reviews…oh yeah and don't tell Hinata that she is a little….crazy…

Hinata: I HEARD YA!

Me, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke: RUN!
Temari: Review. Naruto come back you hotty!

Hinata: IIIIIIIIIIII WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!