20 ways to make Temari punch you
It could evolve to more...but for right now It's 20
1. Ask if her boobs are "enhanced"
2. Ask her if she is a natural blonde or if she's always been dumb
3. Poke her non-stop….and I mean non-stop!
4. Get Gaara to lend you some pictures of her after she just woke up and post them on the internet
5. Try and steal her fan
6. If you get away with stealing her fan…sell it on Ebay….
7. Take her on a trip to a Zoo….and lock her in the monkey cage
8. Make her eat Kankuro's cooking
9. Send her a picture of Gai in his boxers….
10. Tell her she looks fat
11. Throw a pie in her face
12. Strap her to a chair and make her watch Naruto's home videos….for 9 hours..
13. Cut off one of her pigtail…. things….
14. Tell her that she's crazy… I mean one of her brothers plays with dolls and wears a cat suit and the other is a psychopath insomniac… it's gota run in the family
15. Ask her what color bra she's wearing…if she's wearing one at all
16. Stick a dead skunk in her bed
17. Ask her if she plans to have Shikamaru's babies anytime soon
18. Record a c.d. of her singing in the shower and distribute it among all her friends…
19. Go on the news and tell every one she is a lesbian and have clearly doctored photos to prove it
20. And finally…. tell her to read this list…
A/n this was made all becuase me and my freind were bored...we had a sub for band (yes i know I'm a band geek) so we were forced to watch Flubber for the whole period... we also drew a demeted/alien/emo picture of Gaara...but that's beside the point...