The Misadventures of Cheesy, Ambo and Lemo.
A/n, Here it is folks! The random, non-plotted fic about the Trio of weird freaky freaks! Yaaaaaay!
It was December at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft, Wizardry and Mutant Ninja Vampires. Lemo, Cheesy and Ambo loved winter here because it snowed. It never snowed in New Zealand or Australia.
"I love winter." Cheesy declared as she packed a snowball in her mittened hands and threw said snowball at Timmy Weasley, who started to cry.
"Me too." Lemo said. She was digging through the snow with a large spoon, on her tall cat-in-the-hat hat she had a dozen or so buttons (that said things like 'I heart PIE' and such) and a sign sticking out of the top proclaiming 'China or bust'.
"Me seven." Ambo added. "Though it's kinda shit ever since the Dark Lord Harry banned Christmas."
"Yeah, I miss Christmas." Cheesy said chucking another snowball at Timmy.
The all paused in whatever they were doing and sighed.
Then they got over it. After all, they had Harrymas now, which was basically the same.
"Shall we pelt Timmy with snowballs?"
"Yes, lets."
Lemo climbed out of her hole while Cheesy and Ambo packed snowballs. Cheesy transfigured a couple of rocks into a cannon and the loaded it with their precious ammo.
"FIRE!" Ambo yelled.
As instructed, Lemo pulled the little cordy thing and the magic powered snowball flew at Timmy…
"FUCK!"
"GOTTEM!" Cheesy shouted in triumph. The three girls then proceeded to dance like crazy milk cartons.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The cackled.
"And now I'm bored." Lemo muttered as she tripped over the cannon and fell down her hole.
"Me too." Cheesy said.
"Me seven." Ambo answered, helping Lemo out as the sides of the hole to China collaped.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the all shouted falling to their knees.
"And now I'm over it." Ambo said.
"Myes."
"Myes."
"Let's go inside."
And so they did.