The Misadventures of Cheesy, Ambo and Lemo.

A/N: Chapter twooooooooo! The starts 'bout Timmeh coz people are asking 'bout him. And by people, I mean it was in a dream. OK! I'm gonna morph The Misadventures of Cheesy, Ambo and Lemo with The adventures of Timmy Weasley and Pustullio, M'k? M'k. In this chapter we meet a new character, see flying cuttlerly, and who exactly are Timmy's parents!

PS I wrote this is Math class and Detention XD

Chapter Two

It was a new year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and the Great hall was filled with students from the second year up who were anxiously awaiting the Sorting.

… Well… Kinda …Ambo, Lemo and Cheesy were throwing shite at Timmy from across the room.

Timmy was trying to ignore them and watched as the first years filed in to be sorted.

"So, Timmy," started Samuel Finnegan-Thomas –

Yes I did pair Seamus and Dean together, got a problem with that? No? Then lets continue…

"Anyway," Samuel began again, looking around for the random voice that interrupted him. "Everyone around school was wondering–" he paused so Timmy could recover from the blow that the goblet that Lemo threw at him, "–who exactly are your parents? I mean, we know you're a Weasley, but there are a shit-load of Weasley's in the world."

"Well," Timmy began, rubbing the bump on his head where he had been hit by a plate, "I'm actually an illegitimate love child conceived when Fred and George got drunk and had sex. Fangirls love mPreg y'know."

Samuel stared at him. "Roooight…" he muttered, edging away from Timmy as though he had some kind of extremely-lightning-fast super rabies.

Timmy Just shrugged and ducked when someone yell 'knife!'.

Over at the Slytherin table, the Trio of Weird Freaky Freaks had almost run out of shite to chuck at Timmy.

… Damn… It was just getting entertaining too…

Cheesy biffed the last spoon at Timmy's head – hitting him right in the giant pimple – cheered, and looking around as if a though had just hit her like the smell wafting out of the boys bathroom.

…Myea…Right, anyway…

"Hey, where's Lemo?" she asked Ambo, who was busy filling her giant mug (which she had nicked back from Professor Potter) with mince from the many pies she was dissecting.

"Eh?" she looked up from the grotesque scene of pie-ish death. "Oh, I think she went find some personage that twas sorted a few mo's ago." She said, returning to her task.

Then, as if on cue (imagine that…), Lemo appeared, clinging to the arm of a girl who looked about the same age as the Trio.

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen," Lemo announced dramatically, "I introduce, Jub!"

Jub waved enthusiastically. She was dressed oddly for a Slytherin, even a newly sorted one. Under her black school robe she wore a dress of bright pink, a colour that matched the shade of her bubblegum-ish hair.

"Greetings, Jub!" Ambo and Cheesy said in unison. "Would you care for some pie?"

"I would lobe some!" Jub said sitting down between Lemo and Ambo and started wolfing down all the steak and cheese pie she could see.

"Myay! A new friendly!" Cheesy cried.

"Who likes pie!" Ambo added.

"I thought you'd enjoy the company of Jumbles." Lemo said petting Jub on the head.

And so, the trio made a new friend and became a foursome…or not coz that sounds sick and disquesting.

TEH ENDS!