Chapter Something: I am Batman

It was Halloween (myea I missed a lot of shit, but STFU or GTFO) and Cheesy, Ambo, Jub, Mr. Sexy and Steve were sitting at the Slytherin table. Duh. Steve sat between Mr. Sexy and Hub; Ambo and Cheesy on the other side of the table, he had one arm around Mr. Sexy, the other was rooting (Ahahaha rooting) around in a bowl of candy, looking for the delicious caramally ones to later put in a bag for Lemo.

"Cheesy, could you pass the mint humbugs?" Jub asked.

"Sure I ca-" Cheesy paused. "What the stuffed orange penguin is a mint humbug?"

"I dunno," Jub shrugged. "They just sounded cool at the time."

"A perfectly adequate answer!" Ambo exclaimed, passing Jub the 'mint humbugs', which were, in fact, chocolate covered toast balls.

"Why thank yo-" Jub's courteous answer was cut off by the loud slamming sound the Great Hall doors emitted as they were...erm…slammed open.

"AFRO!" Professor Spartacus Batman yelled as he tumbled into the Great Hall. Of Greatness. "Afro in the dungeons!" With that he fell to the ground dramatically with a pathetic whimper of 'I am Batman'.

There was pandemonium in the Great Hall. What is pandemonium? I don't know! (Oms the dictionary says it's Hell! Cool!)

"Calm down, midgets!" Yelled Professor/Headmaster Potter. "Y'all go to your common rooms and…do your frigging homework for once or something! The teachers'll take care off all this shit."

"But the Slytherin common room in the fucking dungeons!" Random Thought Student #6 yelled.

"Look kid, my boyfriend stopped putting out because I hinted at his "Non-existent" Veela genes, so I;m in a bad mood, and I don't give a flying armadillos ass! Go to your Santa-forsaken common room!"

There was a mad rush for the doors; no one wanted to stay and face a sex-deprived man's wrath.

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Half way into the dungeons, Cheesy suddenly paused, causing Ambo to walk into her, Steve to walk into Ambo, and Mr. Sexy to walk into Steve (not that he minded too much). Where was Jub you ask? In front of Cheesy. Duh. Anyway, back to the glory that is Cheesy.

"Hey, why're we scared of an afro?"

"Um…coz it might be flesh eating?" Ambo suggested.

"Is it?" Steve asked no one in particular.

"No," answered Professor batman, who had conveniently passing by via ventilation shaft. "I only got a glimpse of it before fleeing like a frightened schoolgirl, but I don't think it was flesh eating," he said, before running off to his Batcave – er, I mean Quarters.

"Right then," Mr. Sexy began, ignoring the professors shouts of 'I am Batman!'. "I say we hunt down this 'Afro' and capture it and use it against our fellow man for evil, and not good! Who's with me?"

Everyone in the small group shouted "Meh!". Except for Ambo, who shouted "Spoooon!".

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"Dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dadadadaaa dadadaaaaa dadada dada- "

"Ambo will you stop with that infernal tune?"

"Silence, Jub! Do not diss the awesomeness that is the Mission Impossible Theme Song!"

"SHUTTHEFUCKUP!"

The five teens were currently slinking through the darkened corridors of the dungeons, each dressed in matching black ninja/spy suits that they'd found in Ambo's trunk. Not even Ambo knew where they'd come from.

"Target located," mumbled Steve.

Indeed, they could see a large, fluffy blob of hair just around the next corner.

"DIE MONSTER!" Cheesy screamed in battle cry, leaping off the wall and throwing herself at the Evil Afro.

Ambo, Jub, Mr. Sexy and Steve could see nothing but a large cloud of random…stuff that was randomly passing through.

"Oh dear god! They've got me, Bookbag!" An unfimiliiar voice screamed out.

"I'll save you Poofy!" A blck blur dived into the cloud of random, brandishing what looked ot be a spoon.

"I'm comin' for ya, Cheesy!" Ambo cried, running into the fight. "I'll save j0000!"

Steve, Mr. Sexy and Jub looked at each other, before pulling out there wands and yelling, "IMPEDIMENTA!", causing the four people in the cloud of random randomness to freeze in mid air. The cloud eventually decided this place sucked and went away. In its place were four airborne teens: Cheesy and Ambo obviously, and two other girls. One, the 'afro', had a large poofy tuft of blonde hair on her head (Duh where else would it be?...Oh EW!) and wore green and yellow stripped clothing under her Hufflepuff robes. The second girl had short, pointy black and red hair, and under her Ravenclaw robes she wore what looked like a fishnet outfit, with two thick strips of silver leather strategically placed over her chest and waist so that that the author didn't have to up the rating. She had the spoon. "See, it's not flesh eating," Jub said, ending the spell and making the four girls fall to the floor with a KAPOWZO! Lemo, who had taken Steve's place in thei shared body when no one was looking, dived onto the two unidentified girls.

"NEW BUDDIES!" She cried hapiily. "Tell us thou names, buddies of new!" "I'm Poofy, and this is Bookbag," The 'afro' said, pointing to her self and then her fishnet ocered friend. "Well that was a completely random and pointless adventure…" Mr. Sexy muttered to himself.

"LIES!" Cheesy cried. "We have gained new friendlies!"

"Come friendlies!" Ambo shouted. "We shall raid the Great Hall for abandoned candy!"

"Myay!" And so, they all buggered off to the Great Hall to eat candy. Myay. TEHENDBITCHES! A/N: Well it's 1am now so I shall shleep. THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO CHEESY! AKA RIANNA! COZ IT'S HER B'DAY TODAAAAAAY!

'Twas Ambo/Amber's yesterday, but whatever. She can have the next chapter.