Interlude: Stinkehs Birthday.

It was October the 15 and all was quiet in Hogwarts. Everyone had gone to class except for Lemo and Cheesy (even though it was a Sunday, but it was Sunday school then. Lemo and Cheesy are Santanic, they worship Santa) who were busy sneaking through the castle to the Headmaster's office, carrying a large brightly wrapped package between them.

"Right," Lemo said as they stood in front of the large flying moose statue that had replaced the gargoyle. "What's the password, you're Professor Potter's favorite student, due to stereotypical-ness you must know the password."

"Oh, and I do," Cheesy cleared her throat regally. " 'Draco is still as tight as virgin'."

The flying moose rotated on its axle (or it's magical turning thingy) and Lemo and Cheesy jumped on the Rotating Stairs of Death, humming the tune to 'I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts'.

Cheesy carefully opened the door and peaked inside. She looked left, then right, then up before deciding the coast was clear and throwing the door open with such force that it slammed against the wall and plaster fell from the ceiling.

"Honey! I'm home!" She shouted.

Silence.

"Right, no ones here."

"Success!" Lemo cried, initiating a high five before prancing over to the fireplace like a thirty-five year old llama on crack.

"Oi, Forks, where's the floo powder?" Cheesy asked the large phoenix that had been sitting on it's perch in the corner of the room (insert description of Headmaster's Office that is so not copied straight out of the book).

"My name is not Forks, you pantsless imbecile, it is Reginald." The bird replied, puffing out it's chest like he was all that and a bag of po-ta-to chips.

"Oi, Regi, where's the floo powder?"

Reginald sighed. "Right there in the pot marked 'Floor Powder." To your left. No, your other left."

"Ingenious," Lemo muttered, picking up the pot that was at least three times the size of her head with large flashing neon letters on the outside saying "Floo Powder".

"D'ya think there'll be enough in it?" Cheesy asked, leaning over Lemo's shoulder to open the lid and peer into the pot.

"Maybe," Lemo lit the fire with her magical pwa's of awesomenss and dumped the whole pot of green soot-like crap into the 5 centimeter high fire, ignoring Reginald's cries of 'Don't do that you retarded balloon sucking two dollar coin'. No, I wasn't just making an insult up of this found on my computer desk. Shut up.

Cheesy and Lemo hurriedly grabbed the large gift and jumped into the flames. "Shizzle's House!" they cried.

After a lot of spinning, adventures with gnomes and the gaining of free ketchup packets, Lemo and Cheesy were spat out of the fireplace and onto a floor. A floor called Dances With Ducks. Cheesy's lounge room floor.

"Hi Cheesy and Lemo!" Cheesy's mother greeted them as she appeared out of nowhere like mother's do.

"Hi Shizzle!" they replied with grins as large as Jub's TV. Believe me it's fucking huge. That's what she said. :cough: Sorry, inside joke. "We have some to deliver Stinkeh's gift of awesome!"

"Kay! He's in his room!"

Cheesy and Lemo picked themselves off the floor, brushed not-so-imaginary soot of each other (sexily) and ran out of the room.

Fifteen seconds later they returned for the present.

And left the room again.

The stopped in front of one of Cheesy's older brothers' rooms; The Master of All That Is Smelly.

No that's not his name, that's the room's name.

His name's Stinkeh.

"Stinkeh! Open the door!"

The door swung open dramatically, and out walked (gasp) Stinkeh!

"LOVE MEH!" He shouted.

"Happy Vaginal Expulsion Day!" Lemo and Cheesy cried, glomping him in a super birthday glomp.

"LOVE MEH!"

"We got you a present of awesome!" Lemo cried happily, pulling the giant gift into view.

"LOVE MEH!" Stinkeh threw himself at the gift, and the brightly coloured wrapping flew everywhere in his quest to gain access to his present.

Eventually, after five layers of wrapping, the present was reveled!

Dun dun dun dun daa!

A giant yellow top hat! How could Cheesy and Lemo have ever have known this was what Stinkeh had always wanted?!

'Cause they're just cool that way.

Stinkeh gleefully pulled on his hat and ran around the house holding up a sign that proclaimed "Ah'm Fanceh!" and shouting "LOVE MEH!".

Lemo and Cheesy grinned at one another.

"We did good?"

"Yeah, Lemeh, we did good."

ENDZBITCHES!!

A/N: Well welcome to the random chapter that has nothing to do with the suddenly devolved plot. This is an early birthday (VED) present for Cheesy's brother Stinkeh. Happy Oldnessday, Stinkeh!

EDIT: AHAHAHAHAHA DIE TYPOS! shoots typos