Welcome to the magical chapter of 'Lemo and Cheesy roleplay on Neopets'. Yes, we are the nerdiest of the nerds. Love us and our glory. Cheesums is teh bold Lemo is teh unbold.

Buttock.

Wooo Some random person joined! Our new buddy 'jadetreeko' or Penguin! is underlined.

Also, Mr. Sexy is known as Mr. I.W.H (Or Mr. Insert Word Here) Coz we couldn't say 'Sexy' on Neopets.

Lemo skipped merrily through the hallways of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft, Wizardry of Witchcraft, Wizardry and Mutant Ninja Vampires. It was Pie Day, the day of wonderful pie, and she was on her way to meet Ambo, and they would meet Cheesy, and then they would eat pie all day!

Or until they got full. Or bored. Or died. Whichever came first.

Cheesy ran at top speed through the halls of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She was running from the man-eating tapato, which was slowly gaining on her.
"PASSING ON THE LEFT!" Cheesy shouted.
"Walking on the right", a random student said.
"Standing by the lake", said another random students.
"Looking at the ducks", said ANOTHER random student.

"DUCKS!" Lemo screamed, throwing herself into the lake and onto a group of ducks that had been swimming happily. Ambo, who had been chasing after her, started yelling.

"Lemo! Cheesy's being chased by a man-eating tapato!"

"Not on my watch!" Lemo cried, striking a heroic pose. "And NOT on PIE DAY!"

"IT BUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNSSSSS!" Cheesy screamed as she ran through fire. Yes, apparently fire randomly appears in the hallways.
"And the Lord said - LET THERE BE WATER!" Jebus, who randomly appeared, shouted, and the fire disappeared under a shwa of wawa.

"Dun dun dun da da, dun dun dun da da, dun dun dun da da, da da da da!" Lemo and Ambo sung as they flew through the hallways Superman style. Yes, flew. They had gained these flying pwas from the magic talking hippo they passed on they way back from the lake.

Suddenly, they were hit by a giant shwa of wawa.

"Nuuuuuuu! I'm melting!" Lemo cried.

"Leeeeeeeeemooooooo!" Ambo yelled dramatically.

"Nuuuuuuuu! Lemooooooooo!" Cheesy yelled, running in slow mo towards Lemo before she started giggling, "Ahahaha... Moo."

Lemo and Ambo stood up in the calf (or canckle if your name is Martin) deep wawa and giggled.

"Ahahaha, moo."

Ambo pointed at Cheesy. "Cheesy's a cow!"

Cheesy rolled her eyes. "I WISH! Nah, I'm totally the All Mighty Foreign Girl... of DOOM!... I guess."

Lemo looked wistful, "I wish I was a cow. I want udders."

Ambo looked at Lemo like she was a slice of talking orange. "Right-o… Hey… Where's the topato…?"

Penguin appeared out of thin air before the three, and fell over. "Oww! Meanie groundy!"

Cheesy grinned sheepishly. Ahahahaha... sheepishly... "Well, y'see, my darling - OMG PENGUIN!" she screeched, poking her, "Squuuuuuuishy."

Penguin burst out in a laughing fit on the ground at the pokes. "Nuuuuu! Pokies . . ."

Lemo and Ambo completely forgot about the topato and stared at the penguin. "OH EM GEE!" They yelled.

"Squeeze it!" Ambo shouted.

"Squeeze it like you would an udder!"

Silence.

"Or is that just me?"

"No, Lemo my lobe! You are not alone in the udder squeezing!" Cheesy said, striking a dramatic pose, "For I am also an udder-squeezer! For years I've done this in secret but now I can finally bring it out into the open! I LOVE YOU, LEMO MY LOBE!"
And Cheesy then threw herself at Lemo.

Penguin looked up and wriggled around off her back to get up. "No squishie! No squishie!" And ran around in a square yelling the word 'udders'.

Lemo somehow caught Cheesy with her magic catching pwas of catchyness, and cried happy tears of lemon goodness. "I am so glad I am not alone in my udder squeezing loveness! Oh the joy I feel! I'm almost as happy as that time I realized you could write 'crap' on Neopets!"

Ambo, on the other hand, was chasing Penguin around in the square (SQUARE DANCE!) muttering "Squeezie!" under her breath.

Cheesy too cried tears of... Cheesy goodness, I guess... "I, too, felt joy when I realized I could write 'crap' on Neopets! BUT ALAS, THIS JOY IS MUCH BETTER! For now we can squeeze udders together FOREVER! JUST LIKE THE SADDLE CLUB!"

Lemo narrowed her eyes. "There's a chick that looks like me on Saddle club. Damn her. Damn her to Hell. With Mumbob. And Steve. Where is Steve anyway?"

"In Hell." Ambo said from where she was still chasing the Penguin.

Penguin ran around and around, and eventually collapsed. While stuck on her back again, she listened to the conversation. "Ahhh, yes. Lovely, lovely word . . ." And closed her eyes, 'udderly' exhausted and not breathing.

"He's always in hell!" came the usual complaint from Cheesy, Lemo and Ambo's good friend Josh, A.K.A Mr. Insert-Word-Here.
"Get over it", Cheesy said from where she was still clinging to Lemo like there was a giant man-eating tapato after her.
...oh wait, there was.

"Oopps…" Ambo muttered, poking the Penguin with a stick. "I think I killed it."

"Oh well done Ambo!" Lemo scolded, waggling her finger at Ambo. "Now what are we gonna squeeze? Not Cheesy's butt!"

Silence.

"Ok well maybe Cheesy's butt."

Lemo turned to Mr. I.W.H. "Y'know, according to the latest chapter of ToWFFs, me and Steve are in separate bodies so... Y'know. He's here somewhere."

Mr. I.W.H looked at Lemo, then at Cheesy, then at Ambo, then at Penguin, nudging her with his foot. "Heeey. Y'come here often?" he asked, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

Penguin screamed at the poke and ran around in circles again. "Tapato! Tapato! Tapato!" She eventually ran into everyone and fell down again. Thus was her hobby.

Steve appeared out no where and slapped Mr. I.W.H. "You cheating insert forbidden swearword! I go to Hell for ten minuets and you're all over some Penguin!"

Lemo and Ambo went "Ooooooooooohhh! Steve said a bad worrrd!"

Mr. I.W.H squealed and threw himself at Steve. "I'm so sorry, Stevie!"
Cheesy giggled. "Stevie's the girl out of Saddle Club. I loiked her horse for a while there. Good times, goooood times."

Penguin rolled over. And licked the ground. "Geh! It taste isk! Isk, isk, isk! Nuuuuuuu!" And rolled back over, not breathing again.

Lemo narrowed her eyes. "Damn the Saddle Club. Damn it to the North pole."

Steve hugged Mr. I.W.H. "There there, it's alright. You can make it up to me by (censored)ing me with a (censored)."

Ambo looked at Penguin. "Ahaha, ground licker!"

"Oh I'll (censor) you with a (censored) (censor)", Mr. I.W.H said, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"Awww, sweet, sweet lobe..." Cheesy said, before glaring at Lemo, "Why won't you (censor) ME with a (censored) (censor)!"

"Because…" Lemo trailed off as music started, then began to sing. "Turtledoves and pigeons feet

Salamanders and old lunch meat

And I love you

The cardboard box that I ate through

Naked little boys in the locker room

Whoa

And I love you!"

"SALMON!" Ambo yelled.

Standing in the shadows was the ebil man-eating tapato, laughing evilly. And loudly. But nobody could hear him. 'Cause they're stupid. "Silly Penguin-lady-person. It was /I/ who set the evil little chickens and stars on you. ME! ALL MEEEEEEE!"

Cheesy clasped her hands together, her eyes all anime-sparkly like. "I LOBE YOU TOO, LEMO!"
And with that, she hugged Lemo tightly like a chicken on spaghetti rolls.

Penguin giggled real loud. "HEHE! CHICKIEZ GO BOOM!" Said she then she ran over to the weird old man guy and kicked him. Then fell asleep for a few seconds on the ground, then got up hyper and ran in a square.

Steve looked around, pausing temporarily in his (censored) acts with Mr. I.W.H. He thought he heard an ebil man-eating tapato, laughing evilly, but his overriding stupidity (not the mention the begging Mr. I.W.H begging underneath him) forced him to continue with his (censored)ness.

Lemo grinned. "AH LOVE SPAG-HETTI!"

Ambo followed the Penguin in her square dance of square-y awesome. She then prodded the half dead old man, before eating Mr. I.W.H's pants, which had flown over when he and Steve had started their (censored) acts.

"AH LOVE HOT DOGS!" Cheesy shouted, and ran around in a rectangle before running into the wall. And dying. Just like that. No questions asked.
...

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It was an hour before Penguin stopped running in a square and going over to Cheesy. Though, it hadn't been an hour yet, and she continued.

"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Cheesy my lobe!" Lemo sobbed over Cheesy's dead…ness. "I CAN NO LONGER LIVE!" Lemo went all Juliet ('sept awesomer) and ate a poisoned pickle, joining her lobe in the land of dead…ness.

Still running, unaware of the two deaths. (Was that a record of su of the cide?) Still running. . . .though slower and slower.

Ambo paused in her Penguin chasing. "Hey, Lemo and Cheesy are dead, nuuuuuu- ooooh pants!" Yes, Ambo had located Steve's pants!

Will she eat them? Stay tuned for next weeks episode of-

Oh whatever, she ate them.

Penguin kept going, almost like superman! Oh, wait. She was superman. Penguin had died, and turned into superman! Humming the superman tune, SuperPenguin kept on running

And Lemo went to bed, Penguin took a shwa, Cheesy was abandoned, Ambo died of pants-poisoning, Steve and Mr. I.W.H carried on with their (censored) accts coz they had no pants, and the topato was eaten by the half dead old man.

THE ENDZ, BITCHES!