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Disclaimer I do not own Naruto nor the characters. I do not own the pictures either, but I own the plot.
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Weeks had passed away and it was the day where Naruto with Hinata and the three children would crash a marriage. "It's time to wake up, kids, " said a sleepy Naruto as he entered his children's room. They slowly woke up ad looked at their mother. They nodded their heads and got out of bed. "It's time to crash a marriage isn't it, " said Hinata amused, and Naruto nodded his head. Normally, they wouldn't have even think about crashing someone else's marriage but this was something else.
Hinata's ex-boyfriend had made her pregnant then cheated on her just to turn out that he only used her for her body. This made Naruto sick. Very sick. Kiba also knew about it and he didn't mind it. So, Naruto found it only air to crash their marriage. Made them jealous. Looking better than them. Just for them to know that Karma was watching and coming back for revenge. "Then, let's get ready, shall we?" said the blonde receiving a head nod from his friend.
The children were getting ready for the party while the other half which could not attend got ready for something else. It was a nice Thursday morning and the children had to go to school but they didn't mind as long as they got the information about the party everything was going to be alright. "Breakfast, " shouted Hinata as the cook finished the food. The children including Naruto walked to the dining table and sat down together with the staff.
"Thank you for the food, " they said together and dug in. They enjoyed the food and chatted happily with each other. After they were finished, they cleaned up and grabbed their bags. "I will drive you to school, " said their Butler surprising them all. Naruto turned his attention to the kind man and looked at him. "Are you sure? I don't want to trouble you, " said the blonde as he looked at the man. Utakata already did a lot for them and the blonde didn't want to trouble the kind man with his children but it seemed like the man didn't care.
"Please, Uzumaki- no, Naruto-Kun. Let me drive your children. See as like a friend helping you out, " said Utakata with a fond smile on his face as looked at the young blonde man. Naruto sighed and smiled at him. "Ok, fine, but I owe you something and there are not but's in between. Thank you, " spoke the blonde as he looked at Utakata then to his children. The man nodded his head and smiled. He got ready to leave but stopped and looked at Hinata.
"Please, make sure to ruin that marriage and make some pictures including videos for us to gossip about. We need some action and Naruto's love life is not as interesting as it used to be. We need something to talk about, " said Utakata as he looked at Hinata. The woman smiled brightly. She understood it. Naruto's love life did get morning recently. "Fine, fine but I want to know all the hot topics you guys have been talking about, " Hinata said as she narrowed her eyes.
"I know that you have been gossiping about some hot topic and didn't tell me. Heck, even Shikamaru knows about it!" Hinata continued and turned around crossing her arms around her chest. She tried to look upset because she was left out of all the hot gossip that has been going around the staff but couldn't stay serious any longer. She gave up and smiled. "Well then, what are you waiting for? An invitation?" muttered the woman before she walked away.
Utakata only shook his head. This woman was strange. "Let's go children. It's time for school, " the man said, and the children walked outside. The three children who were left got ready to go to their doctor's appointment. They had to go through a small check-up due to the three kids' injury. It happened two days ago and Naruto just like Hinata finally got an appointment for their children.
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Two days ago, Menma, Hima, and Yua were outside with their siblings playing. They were playing in a nice and beautiful park. "Hey, why don't we all lay tag?" asked Mito as she looked at her siblings. They considered Yua as their sister. They literally lived together so they found it easier to call her sister than a friend. "Ok. Who wants to-, " Menma asked but was interrupted by his twin sister who touched his hand and shouted. "Tag, it's your turn, " she shouted and run away.
The others were fast to react and ran away. Menma sighed. "Why is it always me?" he asked himself aloud and shook his head. His sister hates him for sure! Menma began to run after Hima and Yua who were the nearest to him. Menma almost touched the girl as she suddenly stopped and he missed his chance to tag her. Yua snickered as Menma continued to run. The poor boy sighed but saw his twin sister near him.
She didn't notice him until he tagged her. "Ha! It's your turn blondie!" shouted Menma and ran away. Mito huffed and searched for a new target. And there he was. Haruto! She ran as fast as her little feet could carry her. "Ha! Got you, " shouted Mito, and ran past her brother. Haruto's eyes widened. How fast was that little girl? He looked around and spotted Menma, Yua, and Hima. His decision was made. He would get after them.
The raven-haired Haruto ran after the trio and almost caught them as they suddenly tripped. "Ahh, " they screamed and fell down. They fell down a hole and we stuck. "Are you ok?" shouted Haruto as he ran over to them. Mito who heard her brother shout ran to him and gasped. "Oh my God! We need help!" she said and looks around searching for help. "Don't panic. We will get auntie Karin and Mommy Hinata, " assured Haruto as he looked at his siblings.
The children nodded and both Haruto and Mito ran towards the two adults who were carelessly chatting about whatever they found interesting. "Auntie, mommy, Menma, Hima, and Yua are hurt! They fell done a hole and can not get out!" shouted both children as they neared the two adults. Karin and Hinata shot up and ran with the two children to the three who had fallen in a hole a few minutes ago.
"Hey, are you ok? Is anyone hurt?" asked Karin in panic. We are fine but we landed on something sharp, " shouted Menma from the hole as he looked up. Hinata and Karin looked around for something like a rope to get the children out. They sadly found nothing and had to come up with another idea. "You know what? I'm going in, " said Karin without thinking and jumped in. She too landed on something sharp but ignored it. "What? What are you doing?" Hinata asked Karin in panic and frowned. Was this woman that stupid?
"Look, I will give them to you and you will take them. Understood?" asked Karin as he picked Hima and hold her over her head. Hinata immediately took the child and sat her down next to her. Karin then took Yua and the last one was Menma. "And how are you going to get out? You dumb a-, " Hinata shouted but was interrupted by Sai. "Het, no swearing around the kids. Remember?" he said casually with a bored expression. "You! Why are you standing there? Help us or I will push you down, " said Hinata dangerously sweet.
"And I will use you as a chair and climb out. Then will leave you here on your own to starve. No more Naruto and paintings for you!" shouted Karin, and Sai looked at her. "You wouldn't dare!" he protested but saw how serious the women were. "Fine, fine! You two sure are Satan's children, " he gave in and helped Karin out. After the red-headed woman was free she sighed and looked over the children. Their knees were bleeding and it seemed like a small infection.
"We need to call a doctor, " sighed Hinata, and Karin got her phone out to call one. "Hello? My name is Uzumaki Karin and I wanted to go ask for an appointment. My nephew and nieces fell down a hole and landed on something sharp. We think that it could be infected, " said Karin as the person on the other line picked up the phone. "Hello, very well. Our next free appointment would be in two days at 7.50 am, " said the kind woman on the line.
Karin agreed to the date and hang up. "What did they say?" asked Hinata as she looked at the red-haired woman. Karin put her phone away and smiled at Hinata. "Appointment in two days at 7.50 am. Now, who is going to tell Naruto?" Karin asked Hinata worried after giving the date of the appointment. Hinata's eyes widened then she looked at Sai. "He will do it, " the woman said and took Yua's and Hima's hand. They ran off.
Karin looked at Sai and he looked at the woman. "Yes, you, " she said quickly, and grabbed the other three children, and ran off to where Hinata was heading with the other two children. Sai sighed and mentally prepared himself for the scolding he would get. "Please, Kami-sama, let be survive this, " he pleaded and took his phone to call Naruto. It went terrible. Sai promised himself to get back at the two women.
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"Come on. We have to go or we will be late, " said the blonde as he looked at the three children. They nodded and walks outside. They drove off to the appointment. They had to wait a bit until the children were looked after. "Everything is fine. I cleaned everything. None of them will have a serious symptom and can go home, " assured the doctor, and the two adults nodded. Everything was fine with the children and they went home. "How much longer until the party?" asked Menma curiously.
"Hm, around two hours. It starts at 1.30 pm, " said Naruto who was driving. "We have to change and get ready. Make-up and everything else, " listed Hinata as she turned to the children in the back seat. "Ok, mommy, " chirped Hima as she moved her legs to the front and back. They started to call Hinata mom or mother because they found it too annoying to call her auntie. They called Karin auntie because they knew that she was their mother's cousin and not just a good friend.
"I can not wait to see their faces, " said the blonde amused earning a nod from Hinata. "Say, Utakata's and Fū's birthday are coming up soon, right? What will you buy them?" asked Hinata the blonde curiously as she looked out of the window. Naruto's eyes were fixed on the road while he thought about Hinata's question.
The blonde man wanted to buy them something worth and not just something that you can find every. Naruto hummed and nodded his head. He knew what he would gift them. "Remember the cafe Fū loved to go to? I will take her out and let her buy the store empty. And about Utakata. He likes to read books so I thought about a unique book which he always wanted to but never had the money and time, " answered the blonde, and the raven-haired woman nodded her head. "It would fit them.
I thought about a girls day with Fū and the others and a nice meal for Utakata, " chirped Hinata, and the blonde nodded. "We want to buy them something too!" said Yua excitedly, and Hinata including Naruto started to laugh. "Of course you want, " said the blonde, and smiled at the child. The ride back home was nice and relaxed. As they reached the house the chaos started.
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"Where are my shoes?!" Hinata shouted as she rushed around the mansion. "I don't know but where is my watch?" shouted Naruto back while searching for his watch. The adults were pacing around the mansion looking for their clothes like wild animals for food. "Mom, where are my sandals?" asked Menma as he put on his Kimono. The boy decided to be outgoing and an eye-catcher.
"Nobody knows that. Search it yourself! I need to find my trousers!" shouted Yua as she looked under the pile of clothes. Hima had the same problem. She was looking for her skirt. The staff who watched them sweatdropped. How did it end like that? They had no answer. "Found it!" they shouted together as they found what they were searching for. The maids and Utakata sighed in relief. They could have helped them but they said that they wanted to do it on their own.
"We are finish and good to go!" said Naruto happily as he looked at his children and Hinata. The woman nodded her head and opened the door. "Let' go and ruin a marriage, " said the woman, and walked to the care not caring if they followed her or not. They took one of the most expensive cars and drove off. "We are thirty minutes late. This is good, " said Hinata amused. She was going to crash her ex-boyfriend's marriage who only used her for her body. How could she not be excited?
They arrived forty minutes later and stole the attention. They looked amazing. Hinata was dressed in a beautiful black dress that went down to her ankles. Her hair was tied up in a perfect bun and her eye make-up was on point. She wore sunglasses and a moon and sun earring. A golden necklace to round everything up and a nice bracelet. Her nails were done and her body scent was amazing and she didn't even need perfume but she still uses it to shine out more. Her shoes matched her necklace and the dress. And rings on her fingers to make the outfit complete.
Menma's Kimono was amazing. It was white with a black 'belt' which matched Hinata's dress. He too had sunglasses and a nice necklace. He decided on a bracelet that matched his outfit. Traditional sandals with socks and his hair in a low ponytail. His hair had grown since the day his mother dyed his hair back to its natural color. The boy had one earring on and looked amazing for his age. Menma had thought about something more shinier but thought that this was enough.
Yua wore a black suit. She wanted to look mature and more like she felt. Sure, skirts and dresses were nice, but she preferred trousers and jeans. She had a nice tie tied around her neck and a small watch around her wrist. The girl's hair was styled and in a high ponytail. Yua decided against earrings and a necklace but made sure that her sunglasses were shiny enough. The girl's shoes were black and made her outfit whole. She looks like a mini CEO. Maybe someday in the future, she would be a CEO.
Hima. She was wearing a nice wine red skirt and a matching white long arm shirt. Her raven hair was free and she looked like a little angel. She had a necklace that matched her eyes and shoes to complete the style. She wanted to bring color into her outfit and decided on a skirt and not a black or white skirt. Sure, she could have matched with Hinata, Yua, and Menma but she was special. The girl wanted to show them that she was her own self.
Naruto. The blonde wore a wonderful black suit just like Yua. A white jacket and a red tie around his neck. Black shoes to round his outfit. He too had a watch but also wore a tiny erring. His blonde locks were styled and his outfit matching Hinata. The man had sunglasses like the others. The blonde wore black hand gloves and looked like a mafia boss if he had to be honest. All of them looked like a mafia family and they were proud. They stole the whole show. And that was the plan. Shino and Kiba were annoyed.
"I'm so thankful that you waited for us, " said Hinata as she lowered her sunglasses and looked at the couple. "Oh, no problem, Hinata, " said Kiba sweetly. He couldn't lose his cool in front of the guest. He had to stay calm. "Please, sit down, " said the man, and pointed to five free seats on a table. It was the only seats which were free. And that to be where they would sit. The adults nodded their heads and sat down. They chatted a bit until the pastor came. "Oh, it's finally starting, " whispered Hinata annoyed.
"Yes, finally. I can not wait to see their faces after this, " mused the blonde while smirking. "Will you Kiba Inuzuka love Shino in good and bad days and never leave his side until the day you die?" asked the pastor and the man answered with yes. They were finally officially married. "If someone wants to say something they shall speak now or shut it forever, " spoke the master and two hands shot up. People started to gasped. Naruto and Hinata looked around. They saw someone else raising their hand.
"This is going to be fun, " whispered Naruto, and Hinata nodded her head. "Please, speak, " said the pastor as he looked at Hinata and the other person. The woman looked to the other woman. They nodded and Hinata spoke first. "All I wanted to say is that Shino is a cheating asshole. He has been cheating on me and used me for his little games but I am over him. I just wanted you to know that your husband or soon-to-be husband is a cheater who gave me a child. I'm happy now so I don't need him or revenge, " said the raven-haired woman as she smiled.
The guest gasped. Was she for real? Why would she say this now? Hinata turned her attention towards the other person who had raised their hand. "I'm against this marriage. Shino has been cheating on my brother and my brother has been and is still cheating on him with someone else! I can not accept something like that! It's not right!" said Hana, Kiba's older sister. The gusts gasped again. "Is this all they can do?" Naruto asked himself quietly, and Hinata nodded her head.
"Is that true?" asked Kiba with tears in his eyes. Shino looked at him with anger. "And what about you, huh? You are cheating on me too! I thought you loved me!" shouted Shino with anger. Menma had already started filming this scene since the minute they arrived. "You can't be for real, can you? You cheated on me with her no, you cheated on her with me but you are still cheating on me? How can you?!" yelled Kiba with venom, his eyes narrowed and tears daring to fall.
Naruto and Hinata smirked to themselves. They did not plan this but it was amazing. "Shut it, idiot! Who do you think you are?" asked Shino angrily as he looked at the man who should be his husband. The guests couldn't believe it! "You bastard! You made me pregnant and told me that you would leave him for me but no you are marrying him?! His could you!" shouted a five-month pregnant woman who had entered the room. "It's getting better and better, " said a smirking Hinata. "You do what!" shouted Kiba with anger.
"You know what? I'm done! I'm done with you and your bullshit!" yelled Shino, and threw the ring away. "You are such a bastard! How can you?" spat Kiba and slapped his husband or rather ex-husband hardly. Everything went downhill. The good mood was completely gone and the marriage over. Hana walked towards Naruto and Hinata. The pregnant woman too walked towards the two. "What was your reason to crash their marriage?" asked Naruto amused. Hana sighed and plopped down.
My brother ruined my marriage. He slept with my husband and I saw everything. He wasn't even a bit sorry or guilty about it! I told him to stop sleeping around with other people but he never listens. So, I decided enough was enough. I found out that Shino was cheating on him and he on Shino so why not letting them both know?" said Hana with a dark chuckle. "Yes, yes. Completely understandable, " agreed Naruto and Hinata including the pregnant woman.
"I didn't buy any gifts tho. Should I feel bad about it?" asked the pregnant woman and all three adults shook their heads. "Neither did we, " replied Hinata with a chuckle. "Let's grab the present and leave, " suggested Naruto, and the others nodded their heads. All guests got a small present so they decided to go for it and take theirs. "Let's go and have a small talk shall we, " said Hinata to the two females who happily agreed. "Mommy, I filmed everything. I think that this would make Utakata very happy, " said Menma happily.
Hinata and Naruto started to laugh and agreed with the boy. "Come on. My car has enough space for all of us, " said the blonde and walked towards his car together with the others. The car -unsurprisingly- hadn't had that much space so Hima decided to sit on Hinata's lap. "Ad you said we have enough space, " muttered a grumpy Hyuuga. "Oh, shut if woman. You were the one who stole almost all the gifts, " said the blonde, and Hinata crossed her arms.
"Tsk, " she replied playfully and sighed. "May I ask where we are going to exactly?" asked Hana, and the pregnant woman nodded her head. "Oh, we are going to my house and have a nice chat about today, " mused the blonde, and the ladies nodded their heads. "I can not wait to show the others the video, " said Yua excitedly while swinging her leg back and forth. Naruto and Hinata sighed. They couldn't wait either.
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They soon arrived and entered the house. "Welcome back. How was it?" asked Karin who sat on the couch lazily, while turning her attention towards her cousin. "Huh? Who are they?" asked Shikamaru as he walked inside the living room together with Temari from the kitchen. "I will tell you soon but where are the others?" asked Naruto his friends, and at this moment the others walked down the stairs to greet them. "Ok, now that we all are here let introduce ourselves, " announced Naruto earning a nod from everyone.
"I'm Hana Inuzuka and I crashed my brother's marriage " introduced Hana, and Naruto's and Hinata's friends choke. What a nice way to introduce yourself they thought. "Hello, my name is Yuri Shō and I am pregnant from Shino, " the five months pregnant woman introduced herself. Shikamaru, Karin, Temari, Sai, Utakata, Fū, the maids, and the children introduced themselves including Naruto and Hinata. "So, tell us. What happened?" asked Sai who was ready for the gossip. The others giggled and Menma showed them the video.
"Oh my God. They did not, " said Karin as she gasped loudly. "Tell me that it's fake, " said Temari with shock. The others shook their heads no. "It's all true, " replied Hinata. The others stared at the tv where the video played and said nothing. It was silence until now. Suddenly they all started to laugh and speak. "I can not believe it! Ha! This is the best thing no, the second best thing I ever saw!" said a crying Karin. Her eyes started to water due to all her laugher.
"What's the best thing you saw then?" asked Yuri between laughter. Karin stopped laughing and became serious. "Naruto's love life of course! This boy is so messed up you won't believe it!" said Karin with a sigh. "Hm, why? What is going on?" asked a curious Hana as she raised her brow, the laughter already gone. "This guy over there, fell in love with his abusive ex-boyfriend's brother but pushes him away although the brother is perfect for him, " replied Shikamaru with a sigh.
"Hey! You can not just say that Maru!" said Naruto a bit annoyed. "What? It's the truth! You fell head over heart in love with him and he loves you too and you knew it! Why can't you just accept it?" asked Hinata as she shook her head in frustration. She loved her friend but sometimes he could be a pain. "Yes! You children love him too and you can not deny it!" added Temari and the children nodded their heads. "It seems like all of you are against me, " sighed Naruto who presented to be hurt.
"I need to see that man who stole your heart! I have to make sure that he is not a cheater!" exclaimed Hana, and Yuri agreed to her. "Yes, yes. If he's good then you can, no, you have to date him and if he's not good enough then you are not allowed to take him. Alright, " said Yuri, and the blonde nodded his head. He had given up on arguing with them. The blonde knew that they were right but it just didn't seem right. Something didn't sit right for the blonde.
They continued to chat about a few topics until it was too late. "Please stay the night. It's too late for you two to go home alone, " commented Naruto not leaving any space for them to argue. The two females sighed and agreed. They are together and got their own rooms to sleep. Tomorrow would be a pretty long day for the blonde. The meeting would embark and he had to face Itachi again. How was he going to survive the next day?
Choke yourself to sleep
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