A/N: Hiya! Well, I got my reveiws! Thanx to everyone who decided to R&R! Here's the next chappie! (P.S. I'm changing this fic to rated R)
Disclaimer: I don't own squat!
Chapter 2:
InuYasi1: (turns) Yo Trevor! Your turn!
Buggaboo: Kagome... [I guess.]
InuYasi1: (ignores him) (listens to 'InuYasha Soundtrack')
Buggaboo: --' Heh-LOH!!!!!
InuYasi1: Oh... right...
(Kagome appears) poof
InuYasi1: (starts polishing katana)
Smiley: Oo Where did you get that?!
InuYasi1: Ebay.
Smiley: Don't you have to be 18 to get a sword anywhere?! (suspicious glare)
InuYasi1: Yeah. So? whistles
All: Oo YOU CHEATED EBAY!?!?
InuYasi1: NO... [well... yeah] But, I'm also practicing whistling!
All: --'
Vashlover323: (comes back in) Cloudy please! [I can get Koga later!]
(Cloud appears) poof
Cloud: Hi every--... Uh Oh!
Vashlover323: That's right! (grabs Cloud & drags him into a walk-in closet)
InuYasi1: (hands Vashlover323 incense) Don't take too long. [I want to use that closet later.]
Vashlover323: (smiles & shuts door)
All: Oo ...
Smiley: (breaks silence) Can I have Sephoroth?!
(Sephoroth appears) poof
Shippo: (hides behind Shelby) He's scaring me!
All: (glances at InuYasi1 suspiciously)
InuYasi1: (continues to polish katana) WHAT?!
Sango: We all know you too well...
Wolfboy245: Why haven't you taken a swipe at Kagome yet?!
Shelby: Everyone knows you hate her!
Kagome: How rude!!!
Sephoroth: You mean you didn't know?! I mean, COME ON!!! After what happened in 'the unbearable', we all thought you would GET A CLUE!!!
Kagome: ?
InuYasi1: It's no use Seph, so don't waste your time. I've met rocks with higher I.Q.'s than her.
Kagome: What'd you-- gunshot Xx
Buggaboo: RHIANNA!!!
InuYasi1: Wasn't me.
Agent Spazz: ALL RIGHT!!! I GOT HER!!!
Excel: COOL! [Now gimme my gun back!]
InuYasi1: Glad you could make it, Kelly! (slips her a $100)
Wolfboy245: I saw that. An assasin hiring an assasin. That's so wrong.
Sango: Well thought-out plan though...
InuYasi1: Yeah! Every one was supposed to suspect me while Kelly got ready. Then, when everyone's suspicion and attention on me was at it's fullest, Kelly would KILL the bitch!
Agent Spazz: - It was so fool-proof... so sniff BEAUTIFUL!!!
InuYasi1: Now... for the final touch! OOOOHHHHH INU-YAAAAAASHAAAAA!!!
(InuYasha appears) poof
InuYasha: Huh? (looks down) K-KAGOME!!!
InuYasi1: (tapping foot) What's this, InuYasha? sniff You care about this whore more than ME!?! (eyes glow red)
Agent Spazz: (whips out popcorn) This will be good!
InuYasha: (see's InuYasi1 geting demonic-ly pissed) N-Now-now, Reye-chan! L-Let's not jump t-to con--
InuYasi1: OSUWARI!!! {traslation: SIT!!!}
(InuYasha "sits")
InuYasi1: (whips out moon medallion) (A/N: The moon medallion is a joke from a comic I'm in the process of making. If you dun know 'bout it, dun be 'fraid to ask.) I WISH INU-YASHA WAS A KID!!!
(InuYasha turns chibi)
Chibi IY: ?
Vashlover323: (comes out) WOAH!!! THAT WAS INTENSE!!!
InuYasi1: Oo OH...MY-- JORDYEN!!!
Samantha: (while in the bathroom) (bangs on door) Let me out, you MOTHER-FUCKERS!!!
Cloud: (opens bathroom door) She's all wet.
InuYasi1: There's ONLY a toilet in there...
Shelby: Ew.
Wolfboy245: That's not right.
Samantha: I fell in, you morons!
(A little device on InuYasi1's belt buzzes)
InuYasi1: That's the 'excuse alert'.
Chibi IY: A doggy girl drank out of the potty!
Samantha: DID NOT!!! [meow]
Chibi IY: You're a POTTY-MOUTH!!!
Samantha: SHUT UP, ASS-HOLE!!! (charges at Chibi IY)
InuYasi1: (steps in front of Chibi IY) PURIFICATION!!! (slaps spell-scroll on Samantha's forehead)
Samantha: AHHH!!! THE PAAAIN!!! IT BURRRNS!!! (drops into fetal position)
Chibi IY: THANKS MOMMY!!!
InuYasi1: Oo "MOMMY"!?!
Wolfboy245: WOAH!!! RHIANNA, ARN'T YOU A BIT YOUNG?!
All: (stares)
InuYasi1: OO God, if you're there,kill me please.
InuYasi1: Well... that was embarassing... OO
Tae: Wow... you created a new face thingie!
Saluki: Cool.
InuYasi1: Well... R&R! BUH-BYE!!!