A/N: Yo! Okaaaay... let's get this show on the road. First off, for those who don't know... The moon medallion is a necklace that is able to warp time and space. It's from a comic I'm writing. Also, if you wanna get in the story, review with a note saying your bishi and personality. I'm making this up as I go, folks... To Oliversgurl, I haven't gotten the chance to read Gravitation, so give me a basic storyline, and it might happen. Final note; the rating is back to PG-13.

Disclaimer: Even though I would like to, I don't own any characters in this story, except Cage and Jet (you'll find out), not to mention the 2 weirdos... but we'll get to them later...

Chapter 3:

Agent Spazz: (glares at Chibi IY)

Chibi IY: (clings on InuYasi1) She's scaring me, mommy...

InuYasi1: Kelly, just 'cause you hate InuYasha doesn't mean you can do it in front of me...

Selah: (comes in) Did I miss anything?

Shelby: Didn't you leave in the first chapter with Josie to go catch Sesshomaru?

Josie: We made an alliance... (drags in a tied up Sesshomaru)

Sess: Reye-chan, you had better tell these evil girls to lay off...

InuYasi1: Sorry, pretty-boy... I don't take orders from anyone... except the voices...

Cloud: Voices!

Wolfboy245: Oh god... don't talk about the voices...

Shippo: I'm curious too!

Sango: Not this again...

InuYasi1: You wanna meet them?

All who don't know: YES!

InuYasi1: (turns to empty corner) Hey, you morons, feel like being social?

Anonymous Voice #1: Sure, why not!

Anonymous Voice #2: Uh... no... publicity isn't my thing...

AV #1: C'mon! It can't hurt!

AV #2: You can, but I'm staying put...

AV #1: You're no fun, big bro... (cries)

AV #2: FINE! (grumbles)

(two people appear; a little girl and a teenage boy)

Girl: (bows and smiles) Hiya! My name's C.C.! This is my big brother, A.C.!

Boy: ... pleasure...

C.C.: A.C.! (nudges A.C.) Don't be a stick in the mud!

A.C.: Hmph... (pouts and crosses arms)

Agent Spazz: What's with the prick!

A.C.: And of course, YOU are one to talk, maddam!

C.C. and InuYasi1: DON'T START FIGHTING!

A.C.: I WASN'T! (defensive)

Samantha: Yah right! You were itching to fight!

A.C.: (twitch) That's it... C'MERE, BITCH!

Smiley: Rhianna, you might have to change this fic back to R for violence...

Vashlover323: Yah, this is getting out of hand...

Sephoroth: (looks at InuYasi1) Is he always like this?

InuYasi1: Um... yah. Angry and depressed pretty much make up A.C.'s personallity...

Selah: Kinda like someone we all know... (looks at Chibi IY)

Suddenly, a wall is blown up. Two new people are standing in the wreckage; a tall boy and girl, both in their older teens.

Girl: Dammit, Jet! Did you have to make such a mess of it!

Boy: You said we should "make an entrance"...

Girl: Not that way...

Buggaboo: KAGOME! (hugs girl)

Girl: (kicks Buggaboo off) I'm not Kagome! Wrong comic, dude.

InuYasi1: Cage! Jet! So glad you could make it!

Cage: You created us! Of course we made it! But you didn't say I'd be attacked by an insane fanboy who likes that slut!

Wolfboy245: Just ignore Trevor. He's grieving over the loss of his bishi...

Samantha: (spots Jet) So! Come back, have you!

Jet: (eyes go from green to black) Bring it on! (punches Samantha)

Wolfboy245: (looks around) Where'd A.C. go, Sam? Weren't you just fighting him?

A.C.: (poofs up behind Wolfboy245) Sorry, but I didn't come out simply just to babysit that noisy chit all day...

Wolfboy245: Then what did you come for?

A.C.: (smiles evily)

InuYasi1: He came for the candy...

A.C.: DAMN STRAIT! (dives into pile of candy)

Josie: (sweatdrop) Okaaaaay... (looks at Samantha) (glances back at InuYasi1) Uh... What's with them?

Cage: Jet beat Samantha at poker.

Josie: That's all?

Cage: Jet doesn't know how to play poker. He doesn't even know what cards are.

Josie: Ouch!

InuYasi1: Yah, she never got over it...

Samantha: THAT'S CAUSE HE CHEATED!

Jet: NO, YOU'RE JUST CAN'T PLAY CARDS!

Suddenly, a little dog with a tranquilizer gun walks in and sticks a rather large needle in Jet's arm. Jet then passes out.

Sango: Hi, Kiss! (A/N: Kiss is the name of the dog in "Snow of Petals". She basically keeps Cage and Jet from killing each other, among other things)

Kiss: (salutes) (walks out)

Wolfboy245: Well, we won't be hearing from Jet for a while...

Shippo: Why not?

Wolfboy245: Judging from the size of that needle...

Smiley: ... Jet has enough tranquilizer in his system to bring down a full-grown bull elephant!

Vashlover323: Dang... oh well, who wants a soda?

All (that are consious): Ooooh! Soda...

Samantha: (looks over at ghosts) Too bad you guys can't have any... (sarcastic smirk)

A.C.: (looks up from his candy heaven) Yah, keep talking, wench. You'll find yourself six feet under.

Samantha: (rolls eyes) Puh-leez!

A.C.: (grits teeth) I'll show you soda drinking... (chugs old-fashioned coke) (breaks glass bottle against table)

C.C.: (too busy socializing to notice impending danger)

Josie: Uh oh!

Selah: (whispers) Reye-chan, do something!

InuYasi1: Nope. I wouldn't get in the middle of that. (smiles) I'd rather die.

Josie and Selah: How cheerful... (sweatdrop)

InuYasi1: Such is my nature...

Chibi IY: Mommy, the ghost guy is scaring me!

InuYasi1: Don't make a gesture. His sight is based on movement. (stands still)

A.C.: ... Where did you go? (looks around)

Chibi IY: Wow, mommy! How'd you know that!

InuYasi1: Family Guy, the most educational show on T.V. today! Peter knew hookers couldn't see you if you stood completely still, so, I know that A.C.'s brain compacity is about the same as a hooker's, and therefore will be able to be fooled easily by lack of movement. (A/N: To A.C.; Sorry, but the opportunity was too good to pass up. Also, Seth MacFarlane, please don't sue me. I'm funny.)

A.C.: (glare) I loathe your existance more and more each day...

InuYasi1: I love you too, A.C...

Sephiroth: (taps InuYasi1's shoulder) Will you fufill you obligation to Jordyn?

Cloud: Please, Lady Reye-chan! I need rest!

InuYasi1: Okies!

(Koga appears) (poof)

Vashlover323: Thanks, Rhianna! (pulls Koga into closet)

InuYasi1: Have fun! (hands Jordyn insence)

(suddenly Kagome poofs in)

Buggaboo: Thank you, Rhianna!

InuYasi1: NOW WHO THE FUCK DID THAT? I DIDN'T!

Kagome: An ogress stole my ashes, and my body is now a mixture of bones, clay, and graveyard soil.

Smiley: Deja vu!

Chibi IY: (eyes widen) Zombie lady...

InuYasi1: (whispers to Chibi IY)

Chibi IY: (pissed) DIE, LIVING-DEAD LADY! IRON REAVER SOUL-STEALER! (kills Kagome)

Agent Spazz: What did you tell InuYasha to get him so pissed off with Kagome?

InuYasi1: He's a dog. I told him Kagome was a veternarian.

Cloud: Ouch...

InuYasi1: Wasn't this a fun chapter! I got to introduce A.C. and C.C., not to mention the infamous Cage and Jet from my comic "Snow of Petals"!

A.C.: I don't find the point in introducing us...

InuYasi1: Nonsense! You guys are the reason I'm insane in the first place! Anyway... (turns to readers) Pweez R&R!

C.C.: See ya on the home stretch! Buh-bye!