The plan was simple yet devious. Dress the part, throw on racing suit over it then wait until opponent was suitably paying attention and strike! Simple enough on paper, in reality however...

Britannia was known for many things, tact and decency were not among them.

"Yo Luna!" She called, waving her arms to get the Italian's attention. As she did so, her phone activated and started streaming what she was doing straight into the racing broadcast. Once she had that attention she tore off her racing outfit, showing off a very revealing Italian gangster outfit that made a Leah slave dress look conservative. She heard Ben choke behind her. Apparently Aurora was right, leather did look good on her.

"Oooh, big strong boy, your Jimmy, I bet he could hold me and then-"

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Topic: Racing
In: Boards ► Yachtgirls ► Competitions ► America's Cup Forums
► HeroineofBermuda (Original Poster) (ETNZ) (AC50) (Cup Winner) (2017)
Posted on December 17, 2020:
As requested, created for commentary on the upcoming races. Now some rules: first off no hateful comments despite what you may think is fair or unfair. Leave those calls to the umpires. Secondly, this thread is private to Cup competitors past and present so no one else can see the shenanigans that happen here.
Okay, with that, let the racing begin!

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► HeroineofBermuda (Original Poster) (Temp Banned) (ETNZ) (AC50) (Cup Winner) (2017)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
...well that happened.

►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
An international incident.
A whole new genre of porn.
Three bans in one day, HeroineofBermuda, Vigilant, and LadyPrada and I'm not one of those bans. It's amazing!

MaoriGirl75 (ETNZ) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
Britannia wasn't either which I find even more shocking. My sister on the other hand, well it should be an enjoyable month off for Aroha.

► Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
Don't talk to me about enjoyable! I doubt anything I can do will ever erase what I have just seen from my mind.

► WithLuvFromBritain (INEOSTeamUK) (Masochist) (Verified Lewdmarine) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
In my defense, I had no idea my phone could do that!

►FirstAndFinest (NYYC) (USN) (Moderator) (Civil War Veteran) (WWII Veteran) (Cup Winner) (1851)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
Which is the only reason I'm letting you off the hook for this. But you are on very thin ice with me Britannia.
Now if you girls will excuse me, I have to go and calm every mother in New Zealand!

► CrazyKiwi13 (ETNZ) (AC72) (Scientist Boat)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
*shudders*
That is not an enviable task.
BTW StarzNStripes88 you know how to fix a broken helmsman? Pete still hasn't snapped out of it since well, that aired.

►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
Give me an hour to round up another shipgirl to take my place and I'll go over there. Dean and I are trying to fix Terry. I think he'll murder Britannia if he sees her.

► CrazyKiwi13 (ETNZ) (AC72) (Scientist Boat)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
Fair enough. How did everyone else take it?

►NewYork'sFinest (NYYC) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
All my aunts hit a puke fest within the first five minutes and that is saying something, believe me. I think Courageous is still throwing up. Terry's broken and torn between tying me up and locking me in my room for all eternity or murdering Britannia in extremely painful ways. Dean's okay though surprisingly.
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► CrazyKiwi13

(ETNZ) (AC72) (Scientist Boat)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
He's been around us enough that pretty much nothing surprises him anymore.
Besides Pete I think we're all good here.
Well Aroha is still nursing a fast hangover and Bree is in the docks for trying to stop her drunken rampage.

► WithLuvFromBritain (INEOSTeamUK) (Masochist) (Verified Lewdmarine) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
I am so, so sorry!

►NewYork'sFinest (NYYC) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
No you're not.

► WithLuvFromBritain (INEOSTeamUK) (Masochist) (Verified Lewdmarine) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
No, I'm not.

►FirstAndFinest (NYYC) (USN) (Moderator) (Civil War Veteran) (WWII Veteran) (Cup Winner) (1851)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
Because I know someone's going to ask eventually:
Britannia is hereby eliminated from the regatta. One of the other girls will substitute for her.

► WithLuvFromBritain (INEOSTeamUK) (Masochist) (Verified Lewdmarine) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
... I honestly was expecting worse.

► IsleofWhite (INEOSTeamUK) (AC75) (Prototype) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
But I've never raced before!

► WithLuvFromBritain (INEOSTeamUK) (Masochist) (Verified Lewdmarine) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
I'm sure you'll do fine sis.

► Defiance (NYYC) (AC75) (Prototype) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
So if I'd gone out, it would have been because my sister literally had a hole in her back and almost sunk, if you go out, it'll be because your sister said she wanted to do extremely inappropriate things to Luna and her crew on international TV?

► IsleofWhite (INEOSTeamUK) (AC75) (Prototype) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
We don't choose our family!
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► WithLuvFromBritain

(INEOSTeamUK) (Masochist) (Verified Lewdmarine) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
Wow my own sister, really?
And Ben just shoved me into the base and won't allow Patriot in.

►NewYork'sFinest (NYYC) (AC75) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
Oh yeah? And how long do you think he'll hold you to that punishment?

► Defiance (NYYC) (AC75) (Prototype) (2021)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
I've opened a betting pool if anyone wants to take part!

►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on February 13, 2021:
We are truly horrible people!