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Chapter Six - Enter The Forman Brothers.
Back in the living room at the Forman Residence, Red, Kitty, the Girls, D.J., and the Twins are in the living room.
Red - What are you two idiots doing here? The school year isn't finished yet.
Ron - See what had happened was….
Red (interrupting) - Get to the point.
Ron - It involved a prank gone wrong, and both of us got suspended.
Lil' Red - I was already suspended, got sent to a different school.
D.J. - Been there, done that.
Red - So what are you two doing here?
Ron pulls out something from his pocket, it's a letter.
Ron - Read this letter from my dad.
He reads the letter.
Red (reading) - To whom it may concern..The twins have gotten in trouble again, but because we're on a book tour, we are unable to deal with them at the moment, so we're sending them to live with you, ciao, Mr. and Mrs. Eric Forman..
He frowns.
Red - Even when he's not here, Eric still likes to get me mad.
Kitty - So, how long are you boys gonna stay here?
Ron - All summer long.
Red - Well, thats just great!
Kitty - Now, Red. they're our grandsons.
Red - If either of you get in trouble while staying here, I'm gonna stick both of my feet in both of your asses.. And then, I'm gonna look for your parents and the other two, and do the same thing to them.
Lil' Red - I got it, Gramps.
Ron - Man, who made you mad today?
Kitty - Now, boys, your Grandpa isn't mad, he is just concerned about the both of you.
Red - You two will stay in the basement with D.J.
D.J. - Cool.
Red - We'll discuss this in the morning, goodnight.
Red goes to the kitchen.
Lisa - I guess we're stuck with Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb.
Kitty - Your sarcasm is starting to annoy me, Lisa Marie.
She makes a face.
In the basement, D.J. and the twins are on the couch, Kelly is also on there.
Ron - Glad to see the basement still intact.
D.J. - Yeah, Red had it renovated a few months ago.
Ron - I can tell.
The side door opens, Ashton enters.
Ron - Hey, look who it is, Point Place's resident dumb rich kid.
Ashton - You guys are back?
Lil Red - All summer long.
He sits in the lawn chair next to the couch.
Ashton - No way!
Ron - Yes, way.
Ashton - Awesome.
Lil Red - I think this calls for a special celebration.
Ron - Like what?
D.J. - I got an idea.
Circle P.O.V.
In the circle, we see D.J. and Kelly, both of them are grinning.
D.J. - This was a good idea.
Kelly - It sure was.
Cut to Ron.
Ron - I almost forgot about this. Glad to see it's still cool.
Cut to Lil Red.
Lil Red - Of course it is, why else would Dad write about it.
Cut to Ashton.
Ashton - What do you mean, write about it?
Cut back to Lil Red.
Lil Red - Didn't you know? Our Parents are writers.
Cut back to Ashton.
Ashton - Eric Forman is a famous writer? Why didn't anyone tell me about this?
Cut to D.J. and Kelly.
Kelly - I'm surprised your mom didn't tell you, she went to school with him.
Cut back to Ashton.
Ashton - She never does, only thing she talks about is how she's better than everyone in her graduating class.
Cut back to D.J. and Kelly.
Kelly - That's not surprising.
D.J. - Got that right.
Cut back to Ron
Ron - I think my dad wrote a book based on the exploits of Pam Macy, he referred to her as the Village Bicycle.
He starts laughing.
Ron - It was the dirtiest thing ever.
Cut to Lil Red, who's also laughing.
Lil Red - Yeah, I think they made a dirty movie based off the book.
Cut back to Ron.
Ron - With the money he made writing that book, Dad took us to Disneyland!
Cut to Ashton.
Ashton - Ok, guys, enough bashing my mom. I know she was crazy back in the day, but she's a different person now.
Cut to D.J. and Kelly.
Kelly - No she's not, she's a complete bitch.
D.J. - Yeah, man, you gotta admit, she acts kind of stuck up.
Cut back to Ashton.
Ashton - Well…..Umm….Shut up!
Cut back to Lil Red.
Lil Red - He's right, guys. Let's change the subject.
Cut back to Ashton.
Ashton - Thank you!
Cut back to Ron.
Ron - Let's talk about your such a momma's boy.
He starts laughing.
End of Circle P.O.V.
Donna enters her old bedroom, she's dressed in a red blouse and dark pants, the ruined posters are still there, but have since been cleaned up, same goes for the room, which has been turned into a big closet, there are clothes hanging on a rope, and some dresser drawers, she begins undressing, starting with her blouse, unknown to her, someone is watching.
In the tree next door, D.J., Ashton, and The Twins, are watching Donna undress, each of them are using a pair of binoculars to see into the window.
D.J. - Wow, I always knew Miss Pinciotti was hot, but wow.
Ron - Now I see why my dad based a character off of her.
Ashton - He did?
Ron - Yeah, it's in one of his books. You should read them sometime.
Ashton - Will do.
Lil Red - I hear that Dana Delany is gonna play her in a movie.
D.J. - I'd pay money to see that, especially if she wears a swimsuit.
Ashton - I'll be first in line to see that.
Lil Red - She's about to unhook her bra.
Ron - Come on, let them free.
She notices them.
Donna (off screen) - HEY! YOU PERVERTS!
D.J. - She spotted us! Bail!
D.J. Jumps off the branch.
Lil Red - See ya!
Lil Red drops down to the ground.
Ron - Okay, be careful, I don't think this tree branch can….
Too late, the branch breaks, and both of them fall to the ground..
Ron (off screen) - Ow!
Ashton (off screen) - It's ok! I fall out of trees all the time!
In the Kitchen at the Forman household, Red is at thr table, drinking coffee, and reading the newspaper, kitty is on the phone, talking to someone.
Kitty - They didn't….They did?….well, that does it, I'm gonna give those boys a good talking to….don't worry, I'll have Red tear the tree down….ok, thank you, Donna.
She hangs up the phone.
Kitty - Red, do you know who was spying on Donna changing clothes?
Red - Which one was it?
Kitty - The twins, Dylan, and the Paper boy.
Red - No wonder I got my newspaper late again.
Kitty - You have to talk to them, this is so inappropriate.
Red - The twins are already screwed up, they have Eric for a dad.
Kitty - Red…
Red - Ok, I'll talk to Dylan and the Twins, and set them straight.
Kitty - What about Ashton?
Red - Let his mother worry about him.
Kitty - Red…
Red - Fine, I'll talk to him too.
Kitty returns to the sink, to wash dishes.
Red - I knew there was gonna be trouble brewing the moment Donna moved back in.
He returns to his newspaper.
At the Hub, Donna and Jackie are at a table, talking.
Jackie - They were watching you undress?
Donna - Yeah, luckily I caught them before my bra came off.
Jackie - Teenagers.
Donna - Yeah, tell me about it.
Jackie - Who was it?
Donna - The Twins, Hyde's son, and the paper boy.
Jackie - Paper boy?
Donna - That kid, Ashton.
Jackie - Ugh! Pam Macy's idiot son.
Donna - I know, right?
Jackie - Make sense for him, as for the twins, I'm not surprised, they definitely take after Eric.
Donna - What's that suppose to mean?
Jackie - I mean that because of your peepshow, they are so gonna crush on you now.
Donna - Eww.
Jackie - It was bound to happen soon or later.
Donna - What do you mean by that?
Jackie - Oh, come on, admit it, you enjoy the attention that both boys and men give you.
Donna - No, you enjoy the attention.
Jackie - Of course I enjoy it. That's because I'm beautiful, like Madonna.
Donna - You're comparing yourself to Madonna?
Jackie - Hey, she is beautiful.
Donna - I liked her old stuff better, you know Borderline, Lucky Star, then she became a bitch.
She scoffs.
Donna - Like A Virgin, my ass.
Jackie - Don't be jealous.
Donna - I'm not. I'd rather be admired for my intelligence, and not my looks.
Jackie - Okay, Donna, its a new era, your way of thinking died along with Disco Music.
Donna - You're crazy.
Jackie - Am I?
Donna - I'll talk to you later.
She gets up, and leaves the hub.
Jackie - What a bitch.
End of Chapter Six.
(Author's Note: Stay tuned for the next couple of chapters).