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Know Your Stars: Lost Style

Sawyer

Sawyer entered the hatch, looked around, and saw a stool in the middle of the room. He sat down on it.

A bodiless voice called out 'Know you stars. Know your stars. Know your stars.''

"Oh wow," Sawyer said sarcastically. "I am so scared of this creepy bodiless voice."

'Are you mocking me?'

"Don't you have something to do?"

'Oh yes, right. Sawyer, his real name is Barney.'

"Haha, very clever, Bodiless Voice."

'Sawyer, his real name is Britney Spears.'

"Is that the best you got, Hot Shot?"

'Sawyer, his real name is Michael Jackson.'

"I am so offended!" Sawyer said sarcastically again. "How dare you say that to me!"

'Sawyer, his real name is Adolf Hitler.'

"Are you running out of bad things to say?"

'NO! Sawyer, his real name is James Ford.'

"Bingo, you actually said something right. I bet that I can think of some better insults! Bodiless Voice, he is in love with his own voice!"

'Agghhh! You're not supposed to insult me! Sawyer, his real name is Batman!'

"Bodiless Voice, his life is so pathetic, he has to think of lame insults to tell people for fun."

'Sawyer, he wants everyone to hate him.'

"Rightagain Hot Shot! Bodiless Voice, he is really ugly, and that's why he doesn't want anyone to see him!"

'Sawyer, he killed someone!'

"Where have you been? Are you stuck in last season or something? That is old news. Bodiless Voice, he sucks at coming up with insults!"

'I do not! Sawyer, he-he-he comes up with really lame insults!'

"You're just copying me! Bodiless Voice, he can't think for himself, he has to steal insults from other people."

'NO! I just happened to like that insult! Sawyer, he brings sadness to the world!'

"Did you actually just say that? That is the most pathetic insult you have come up with yet!"

'I hate you! You're mean! I'm gonna come down there and beat you up! you better get ready!'

"Wow, I'm really scared!"

Above Sawyer's head, there were footsteps walking, a door opening, then the sound of something heavy following down the stairs. Thud Thud Thud 'I am not okay!'

"And know you know Bodiless Voice."

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