Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, but here's the next chapter! And just in case you're wondering, the song in here is from the 4th Harry Potter movie.

Know Your Stars:

Desmond

'Know you stars. Know your stars. Know your stars.'

"Brother, what's going on?"

'Desmond Hume, he is an alcoholic.'

"You're wrong, bro."

'Desmond Hume, he drinks 15 bottles a day.'

"It depends on what you're talking about. If it's Jolt- then you're right. Or wait, do I drink 42 a day? I kind of lose count after the 8th one. Hehehe."

'Desmond Hume, he's crazy.'

"I'm sugar crazy! Crazy for sugar! And caffeine!"

'Desmond Hume, he needs to take it down a notch.'

"No, bro! I need to lift it up! Lift it up with me! Come on, lift it up!"

'Lift what where?'

"Lift your voice and sing! Put your hands up in the air, like an ogre who just don't care! Can you dance like a hippogriff!"

'Desmond Hume, he sleeps with a teddy bear named Mr. Pink Sparkles!'

"Mamamamamamamamama! Flying off from a cliff! Mamamamamamamamama!"

'Desmond David Hume! He wears a pink tutu!'

"Swooping down to the ground. Can you dance like a hippogriff? Mamamama-"

'Shut up. Stop singing! And dancing! I'm the only one who's allowed to dance! Stop it! What are you doing! Come back here! I'm not finished with you! Fine. And now you know the dancing hippogriff.'

"And around and around and around and around."

'Oh, so you're back?'

"Everybody dance now?"

'Desmond David Hume, he will calm down and sit on his stool like a good little hippog- I mean boy and let me insult him.'

"Insulting people is very mean. You could have a lot more friends if you gave someone a compliment once in a while."

'Shut up, or I'll kill you.'

"Dying is very un healthy."

'Control yourself. Just breathe. In. Out. Do what the anger mangement person told you. I am not going to attack. I'm not going to attack. AHHH! I can't help it. DESMOND DAVID HUME! HE BETTER START RUNNING!'

"Is that a threat?" Suddenly the bodiless voice burst through a door off the stage. "Ooh! I saw what you look like! I'm going to tell everyone!"

'Maybe you will, and maybe you won't. But I can tell you. You won't live much longer.' The bodiless voice charged at Desmond. Desmond screamed like a little girl and took off in the oppposite direction.

"Ummm guys?" RandomAvocados shouted into the silence. "Aren't you forgetting something?" No answer. "Fine. I'll do it myself. And now you know Desmond David Hume and the Bodiless Voice. Now, review, and make sure you read the next chapter, coming soon!"