It's been a long time since I updated by my standards. I'm very sawy. Yeah, yeah I know, I sound like a demented six year old trying to sound cute.
Anyway, cheers to my reviewers! 4 chapters so far and no (actual) flames! This must be a record.

jontie here. I HAVE updated. Now will you stop trying to make me feel guilty? -guffaw- jk. I love it when you do because you (nearly) always actually DO make me feel guilty.

Buffy the Mary Sue Slayer thanks! XP

Christipotter -thinks of a real Ron in a real Hitler position- -shudders- you're right. Anyway, thanks!

Freja the sympathetic psychotherapist thing was a JOKE. I mean, a JOKE. If I really did need a psychotherapist, I wouldn't even be writing this story, I'd be locked up in some hospital with a very cheerful name like The Happy Clown Mental Facility. Although I really don't need to write this because as you have said, you won't be reading much of this anymore. But thanks for the good luck thing.

The Miss Marauders the throwing people out of windows thing? I really should make that into a running joke, if not an inside one. Then we could joke about it in reviews and other people would be like, "huh?" jk, I detest inside jokes because I'm never in on them. People never tell me anything! WAAAAAH! Oh yeah, here's a hug back! -hug- :)

Elbereth Gilthoniel lol! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks!

Puer2 yup, I'm working on making the chapters longer but long chapters have never been my strongest point. I always run out of ideas before the third page. How depressing. But thankee for the review!

Ministry of Tragic hey, I love sheep too! GO SHEEP LOVERS! But they're not my fave animal, that has to be the kiwi bird. Still. GO SHEEP LOVERS!

J Daisy you are NOT a hypocrite. Thanks for the…wassa word? Oh yeah, constructive criticism on the Hitler thing. I adore honest opinions. No, really.

Kougaismyhomeboy actually, I'm not an Inuyasha fan. -weeps on Kougaismyhomeboy's shoulder- I've just never gotten into that stuff. But thanks!

inuxkagfan Happy Birthday to Pepptio. :D That's so cute! I mean the pencil birthday thing. And I've updated in a week so HA! No horrible deaths for me.

The Future Mrs. Grint at first I thought you were a flamer and my stomach went -crash- in my chest. But then I discovered that you weren't and I was very happy. -cracks grin- thanks!

WARNING : Ok this chapter isn't really a chapter at all, it's a short interlude in which Harry and his multiple buddies sing a cheery song, push people out of windows, and have lots of fun. Let the interlude begin.

DISCLAIMER: Harry, his multiple buddies, or the song Do-Re-Mi do not belong to me. Please don't sue me.

Harry was driving along in his car (don't ask me why, this is a RANDOM story) and it was raining.

A deer suddenly crossed the road. Its mild blank eyes looked at him for a second then passed on to more interesting things, such as making more deer.

Harry could hear singing from the back of the car. Hmmmm? What was that? It sounded like, lalalalalalalalalala-
G

inny leapt into the back seat and sang,
"DO!"

Hermione, Ron and Percy sat in a row beside her and chanted merrily, "A deer, a female deer"

Ginny leapt out of the car and sun started to shine. "RAY!"

The trio behind her shook their pompoms and chanted, "a drop of golden soooooon"

Harry sang along, under his breath.

"MI!" Ginny exclaimed, and threw Snape out of a high turret.

Hermione, Ron and Percy swayed to the beat. "A name, I call myself"

"FA!" Ginny grabbed Harry and ran off with him into the distance.

The three people behind ran after her, holding hands. "A long long way to"
Dumbledore, Hagrid and purple rabbits popped out of bushes and sang,
"RUN RUN RUN RUN"

"SO!" exclaimed Ginny, and tossed Percy out the window.

"A needle pulling threeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaad-" sand Percy as he fell.

CRASH.

"LA!" sang Ginny, looking out the window.

"A note to follow SO SO SO SO" sang Hermione, Ron, Dumbledore, Hagrid and the purple rabbits.

"TI!" shouted Ginny, grabbing the purple rabbits and throwing them out the window one by one. The rabbits seemed to like it.
"A drink of jam and breeeeaad" they sang in their squeaky little voices as they plummeted towards the ground.

"That will bring us back to-" chirped Ginny and pointed to the rest of the people, who shouted,

"DO!"
Harry sang. "A deer, a female deer"

"RE!"
Hermione sang. "A drop of golden soooooon"

"MI!"
Hagrid sang. "A name, I call myself"

"FA!"
The dead purple rabbits sang. "A long long way to RUUUUUUUUUN"

"SO!"
Ron sang. "A needle pulling threeeeeeeead"
He sounded a bit like Michael Jackson.

"LA!"
Dumbledore sang. "A note to follow"

"SO so SO so" squeaked the rabbits happily.

"TI!"
Snape sang, dancing with the deer, who was clapping its hoofs to the beat, "A drink of jam and breeeeeeeaaaaaaaad"

Everyone sang, put their arms over each other's shoulders and did the traditional Russian dance.
"And that will bring us back to"

"DO!"

"RE"

"MI"

"FA"

"SO"

"LA"

"TI"

"DO!Remifasolati"

"Do! So, do!" sang Harry, Harry's buddies, Snape, Percy, and the purple mutant rabbits.

The music stopped.

Everyone took a bow.

Then the curtain went down.

END OF INTERLUDE…ONE

Was that really okay? Especially the purple mutant rabbits and how Ginny threw them out the window? Would that count as Cruelty To Animals and earn me a lecture session with the RSPCA?
And is the whole interlude idea "disruptive"?
Please tell.

Love,
-Sammi