elephantroxmysox J Daisy told me that the Hilter thing was not a great idea. She was right. I'm sorry about that. But yeah. -GASP- the evil virus of doom is spreading! Everyone get away from her! Nah, jk. -pleasant smile-

inuxkagfan actually, this story is going to take a long time to end but no worries! YAY!

jontie yeah, good point about the animals. But the POOR LITTLE PANDAS, -sob- AND THE CUTE LITTLE BABY SEALS, -sob- AND THE- okay, I'll stop.

The Miss Marauders yay! Throwing People Out of Windows Is Fun! Hurray! -grins- yes, Percy did need to be thrown out of a window. HAHA!

J Daisy yay! Long Review! Actually, I have seen the movie It, and read the book as well. It was…freaky. Let me just say, very, very freaky. You gave me lots of nice new ideas for future chapters, like the Woody Allen thing, and the horrible Ron thing, and the It thing is in this chappie anyway…but LOL thanks!

Disclaimer : MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ron was in his bathtub, taking a bath with his rubber duckie. No bad images intended.

He was currently back to normal again, thank god.

But it was not to be. As Ron floated his rubber duckie on the surface of the bathtub water, he heard a voice.

Rooooooooon………
Roooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiieee………

Ron jumped and looked around.

"How strange," he said to his rubber duckie. "There's nobody here, but someone's certainly talking to me."

You idiot, it's me. I'm the one talking to you.

Ron was still looking around when the shout came, almost literally slapping him in the face with its power.

IT'S ME! YOUR FRICKING RUBBER DUCKIE!

"Ohhhhhh." said Ron, taking a good look at his duck.
It was yellow.
It had an orange beak.
It had shiny black eyes.
It didn't look alive.

Oho, but I am, Ron.

"Really?" said Ron, holding his duck up to eye level.

Of course, Ron. And I'll tell you everything you need to know to dominate the world…

Harry and Hermione were making finger puppets for Dobby when Ron rushed in.

"Ron? Are you okay?" said Hermione.

"YES! HEHEHEHEHE!" shrieked Ron in a hysterical voice. "My rubber duckie has taught me the secrets of evil world domination and I intend to use it! HEHEHEHEHE!"

"Oh, no. Not another one." said Harry and looked sideways at Hermione.

"You sure you still got Frodo locked up?"

"Yeah, I'm more sure of that than I'm sure that dumplings have tentacles."

"Is that sarcasm?" said Harry.

"No. Why do you ask? Dumplings do have tentacles, don't they?"

Meanwhile Ron was fighting a shocked Neville on the stairs leading to the dormitories.

"Take that! And…take THAT!" said Ron enthusiastically, waving his
plastic sword to and fro.

Neville stood against the wall and said dreamily, "I'm a lover, not a fighter."

"Hey, I'm the one that's pretending to be Michael Jackson!" Ron said, and whacked poor Neville on the forehead.

Harry and Hermione stood in the kitchens.

Tiny house elves were offering them a platter of dumplings with tentacles.

"That looks delicious! CHOMP CHOMP" Hermione gobbled them up.

The tentacles were still wriggling when they went down her throat.

"Ewwww, that's icky." said Harry.

Ron came hurtling into the room, dressed in a clown suit with evil looking orange pompoms instead of buttons.

"MUAHAHAHAHA!" he said, waving multicolored balloons in the air.
"Now I must go down gutters and scare five year old children with my humongous fake fangs, because that is the easiest way for quick world domination."

He jumped down a sewer and was gone.

There was a shocked silence.

Then the house elves got into a rebellious mood for no reason and threw Harry and Hermione out the window.

"Well, this is just ducky." said Harry, with twigs in his hair from the tree that they'd landed on.

"AAAAAAAAH! You said the D WORD!" shrieked Hermione, and threw him out of the tree.

Fortunately, Harry landed on a soft bush.
Unfortunately, Frodo was standing beside it with Draco's old chainsaw.

"The voice in my head! It speaks!" said Frodo in a tone of the blessed.

"What does it say?" said Harry, too tired of his multiple random adventures in this fanfic to run away.

"It says, the chainsaw must eat buttercups, where it will find the holy organization of the world of coffee mugs." said Frodo.

"What does that mean?" said Harry.

"I don't know, but I'm going to kill you anyway." said Frodo.

Suddenly Draco came running from the distance and did an ultra-secret-super-powerful ninja move on Frodo, who disappeared to some strange parallel universe where all canon characters go when they're not needed for a scene the author is looking forward to writing.

"Suddenly, I think I'm gay." said Harry.

"Suddenly, I think I'm gay too." said Draco.

And you know the rest, they kissed, had sex in the bush, had tons of babies, and so on, and so on.

Ron decided that lying in a heap of turd was not going to aid his quest of world domination, whatever his rubber duckie told him.

He got up and brushed is clown suit off.

But was that… he could hear Sugarplum fairy music!

Ron rushed towards the sound.

"MUAHAHAHAHA!" screamed It. "You have walked right into my trap! Obey my weird laws of the land of Evil Clown!"

"Ooooh, I'm so scared." said Ron, and ran away. "You'll never catch ME, I'm the gingerbread man!"

It sat down on a nearby pile of turd and cried Its heart out.
"Nobody loves me." It sobbed.
"I love you!" said Ginny, appearing from around the corner.

"Awwww, really?" said It.

"Nah, not really." said Ginny. "You're ugly, you have big yellow teeth, you have bad breath, you wear a tasteless clown suit all the time except for when you morph into a werewolf or a huge disgusting bug, and oh yeah, you murder tons of innocent children too."

She threw It out the window.

Okay, this might be the last chapter for a week or two now because on Thursday I'm going to...Stockholm and Copenhagen! For my vacation! Whoopee! (author considers possibility of some obnoxious in-your-face taunting, then decides against it)

So I might not update for a while. -sad face-

But pleeeeeeeze keep the reviews up! -happy face-

-Sammi