Hello peoples! I'm back! Sweden and Denmark were very fine indeed, although I think I'm boasting right now. And I love all my reviewers to a million bits! (notice I said reviewers, not readers who don't review but like this crazy stuff I'm spouting anyway.)

tre-chan thanks for the good vacation part! w00t!

The Miss Marauders 'It' is an evil spirit thingy that haunts the town of Derry in a book and movie called 'It,' for some reason that the author and the scriptwriter never bother to explain. It seems to prefer clown form when showing itself to small children for some reason that the author and the scriptwriter never bother to explain. It (the movie/book, not the actual 'It'…) were fab, btw. SEE IT!

inuxkagfan oh dear, another crazy chainsaw fan. JK! Thanks for the review :) and I probably am going to drag this along for a long time, because I adore reviews too much.

elephantsrocmysox …maybe. I'm not sure! I might be, and I might not be!…who knows?

The Future Mrs. Grint -tears springing into eyes- really? You'll never flame me? I kiss your feet with undrainable gratitude!

Ministry of Tragic ' "I assume it was a pet.."' bad images spring to mind. And it's kind of strange how many people are afraid of clowns. (I'm included in this unhappy group)

outcastx3-xox thanks! XP

Kougaismyhomeboy you can't love me? How sad. Ah well. -gorges on toast- and btw, reading that song, I nearly laughed aloud in a hotel lobby and almost got dirty looks for disturbing the holy peace. Shame on you!

xBeautifulLetDownx Really think it's well written? Really and truly? Have some of the wonderful toast Kougaismyhomeboy gave me!

KillerBunnYslippers you made me laugh very hard. And I agree with the gouging-out-eyes-Ron-bathtub thing. But Hogwarts is MINE I tell you! MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I torture my dad too (not with spikes and axes, too much work). It's awesome. I do feel sorry for my dad sometimes, because he really doesn't deserve it.

jontie yes, vacations ARE and excuse, lavish-life living pig! Jk. You are most definitely not a pig.

Maybe I should cut the reviews in story thing and just send all you guys messages instead, because they're starting to get as long as the chapters.

But anyway. On with the story!

No offence to hillbillies. Or camera-happy tourists.

Harry, Hermione and Ron went on vacation. Never mind why.

…Actually Harry and Hermione wanted Ron to take a vacation with them because his rubber duckie was starting to get on their nerves.

Anyway they decided to go to Copenhagen in a car. Never mind how.

So they slept in a small but nice motel and tried to go to sleep despite the noises coming from the room on their right that sounded like the occupants were humping, and the noises coming from the room on their left that sounded like the occupants were snoring.

The next day they woke up to find that the car had been graffitied by punks with a spray can and too much leisure time on their hands.

"I can't figure out what it says." said Harry.

"For some reason, the issue of the pair of boobs with wings disturbs me more than what the slogan next to it says." said Hermione.

"The chainsaw will sleep in the valley of Late Night Shower, where it will wake up the next morning with Grumpy Wrinkles and Bad Hair." said Ron, who had adopted the Frodo Way of life.

A dancing hillbilly alligator waltzed its way onto the scene.

"Our comrades shall never fall!" squealed Frodo enthusiastically, taking Ron by his chainsaw and dancing away with him and the hillbilly alligator.

"I thought you were supposed to be MY friend, Won Won!" shrieked Harry and dragged himself after them.

Hermione promptly started to run after them as well, screaming, "Won Won! i luv u sooooooooo much baby!"

Suddenly Dobby ran up to them and squeaked, "Oh sir, there's a riot over in the park next to the Little Mermaid Statue sir, oh sir! You must go see it!"

"Okay!" said Harry and ran to the Little Mermaid Statue. Frodo, Ron, Hermione, and the dancing hillbilly alligator followed him for no reason.

At the Little Mermaid Statue, it was obvious that someone had charmed it to walk, talk and act like a normal human being, despite the fact that the statue was made out of bronze, copper, stone, or a mix of all three and it had no clothes on.

"Ah! My wonderful, wonderful savior!" she sighed dramatically as Ron walked up to her.

"Huh?" said Ron.

The Little Mermaid Statue put its hand on Ron's shoulder. There was a pause where everyone stopped talking.

Of course, there always is the one person that isn't listening.

WON WON! GET AWA FORM TEH STA2 MERMED, ITS GETTIN ON MY FRIKKIN NERSV!1! shrieked Hermione, not even bothering to speak in parenthesis, oblivious to the silence and the little clicking sounds of camera-happy tourists taking pictures like their lives depended on it.

"I love you, Eric!" sighed the Mermaid and jumped with Ron into the sea.

Harry was tut-tutting from a safe distance nearby, for example where Hermione couldn't vent her fangirl post-breakup angst on him instead of Ron.

"Another crazy pairing!" he said despairingly. "What will those crazy fanfiction writers think of next?"

OMGOMGOMG1!1! Screamed Hermione, oblivious to the camera-happy tourists taking picture after picture of a fangirl having violent post-breakup angst, i.e., herself. RON JUST LYK BROK UP WIT ME N WNET OFF WIT A MERMAD MAD OF STONE!1! I TINKH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!1

And she slit her wrists and dove into the sea, but noone really cared about her by then because camera-happy tourists have the memory space of a gameshow audience.

Draco sat in the headmaster's chair and crossed his arms, so whoever looked at him from the opposite side of where he was sitting could appreciate the fact that he was cutting a very fine Winston Churchill pose indeed.

"I'm back!" he announced to the uncaring world in general.

Outside the room, Hedwig tossed herself out of the window because she was secretly in love with Voldemort, Pansy Parkinson, and the ever-popular Easter Bunny.

Well hello again. It's me, Sammi, in case you haven't forgotten.

GAH! Love reviews and reviewers. I think I've dropped the tolerating flamers thing because there doesn't seem to be any, thank God.

Update may or may not be made sometime during this week, because my mom is getting grouchy about me hogging the one computer all the time.

Teehee.

-Yours truly,
Sammi