Jontie gah, how can I not make fun of rap? Lol. Sorry. And thanks for the nice comment about it being the best random story on the site.

Buffy the Mary Sue Slayer well, I twisted the left one in the middle of PE, god knows how, and I twisted the other one going down the stairs (they were really steep!) to the changing room. And about a week later I twisted the right one going down a downwards hill. Maybe I should go to an acupuncturist or something.

The Miss Marauders yippee, yippee. Thank you for the chapter idea thingy.

RoxyLeo wow. I really needed that idea because I can't think of anything to write, GAH! Thank you so much. I kiss you fondly on your feet. (I'm not going to really do it, ew. No offence to your feet.) …ah. Wish you luck on the root canal thing if you haven't had it done already. And I twisted my other ankle the second time going down the stairs to the changing room after PE. My PE teacher looked unjustifiably annoyed. :D

KillerBunnYslippers Have I told you I hate the happy birthday song? Especially with creepy background music. Lol. Jk. (but I really wasn't kidding and you should know that for when I climb into your bedroom with a chainsaw in my hands and an evil grin on my face…anyway my birthday's happened like a month ago and nobody cares now. –weeps hysterically- whoops, I got your shirt wet for like, the second time…or is it the first? Anyway thanks for the review!

Christipotter you're welcome. :) a pickle on a stick!

Mrs. Radcliffe 13 why, thank you!

Inuxkagfan really? I didn't know that. Hmm. How strange. –writes it down on a piece of notepaper and forgets about it- thanks for the review!

BeBopALula who doesn't hate Hitler? Except for of course those neo Nazi skinhead people but we do know that they're warped and crazy, aha, no offence meant to any of you skinheads out there, haha, I really did mean that.

Picturesque Grave lol. Actually people tell me that in real life too, except they don't mention the helping to break out of a mental institution thing. Hmm. I wonder why.

Radioactive Penguins thank you:D :D :D :D

Ok this hasn't been updated in like, AGES and I guess nobody will want to read. –cries in a corner- Anyway the story must go on.

DISCLAIMER: Credits for ideas go to RoxyLeo and the Miss Marauders. The song 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' does not belong to me. Neither do the characters of Harry Potter.

Frodo was in love. Awww. With Ginny. Awww.

So they were singing. Awww. Because they loved each other. Awww. In the tower. Aww.

Frodo looked romantically into Ginny's romantically big baby bonny blue eyes, which were romantically smudged with tragic black mascara, which meant that Ginny was romantically in love with Frodo, romantically.

Frodo started up a romantically wonderful song, which pondered on the romantic aspects of romantically beautiful romantic love.

"Somewheeeeeeeeere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a laaaaaand that I heard of
Once in a lullaby."

Ginny romantically looked up into Frodo's romantically beautiful romantic brown hair, romantically closed her romantic eyes, and romantically sang a song.

"Somewheeeeeeeereeeeeehhheee overrrr the rrrrrrrraaaaaainbow
Skies are bluuuuuuuuuue,
And the dreams that you dare to dreeeeeeeeam
Really do come true."

Hermione came screaming into the Tower.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" she screamed. "I CAN SEE DEAD PEOPLE!"

She tore out tufts of her unromantic bushy hair, and screamed some more.

"Shh, we're having a romantic moment." Said Frodo impatiently.

Suddenly Dumbledore's ghost came shooting out of Hermione. It was not a pleasant sight to see.

"Let us dance…the peanut dance!" he said, and danced with Hermione. The peanut dance was a romantic dance, so everyone danced.

Then Dumbledore threw Hermione off the window, and everyone was happy, especially Marigold and Princess because she was their mother.

Marigold decided something. He said, "I shall be the next Doctor Phil."

CONTINUED IN A DOUBLE BILL OF NARP IN CHAPTER 13