I'm sorry I can't write any reviewer replies because I'm VERY BUSY right now, but here are the thank-yous:

Hipeoples001, J Daisy, jontie, elephantsrocmysox, The Miss Marauders, inuxkagfan, Mrs. Radcliffe 13, Ministry of Tragic, and RoxyLeo.

If you haven't read the repost of the twelfth chapter after it was changed from an author's note to a real chapter then do so, please. :D

Harry sat down.

"Doctor, Doctor." He said "I feel terrible."

"You're dead." Said the knowing Dr Marigold. "Of course you feel terrible."

"But you're not mad." Added Marigold kindly. "At least you don't brush your hair in front of a window naked, like that poor man Beethoven used to do."

"That's not mad!" said a voice in the audience. "I do that all the time."

"I'm a unicorn!" squeaked Harry suddenly and started jumping up and down on his chair, pencil to forehead.

"So are we!" squeaked the audience, and turned into mice and ran around on the floor, eventually eating up poor Dr Marigold.

"Hooray!" shouted Harry, and led the mice up a cliff, where they jumped off after each other like lemmings.

Hermione ran up to Harry, quite excited.

"Hey Harry, look what happens whenever I throw this time turner thing into the air!" she said, and threw it. It fell on the floor and broke.

"Whoops!" said Hermione. "Now we'll go back in time, meet your parents, have a fantastic mass orgy and I'll fall in love with Remus-whoops, Lupin I mean, - and you'll accidentally-on-purpose kill Snape and Pettigrew and we'll all live happily ever after."

Then they went back in time and fell in front of James, Sirius, Remus, Peter and Lily.

"I'm your son!" shouted Harry in James' face.

James blinked, then waved a hand dismissively. "You can't be," he said. "You're too ugly."

"OMGOMGOMGOMG!" shrieked Lily. "You're my SON!"

She ran up to Harry and hugged him so hard that he suffocated to death, and died again.

"Whoopsies." Said Lily.

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Hermione was pregnant. Again.

"Who's the father?" asked Ginny.

"YOUUUUU!" screeched Hermione.

"Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum." Guffawed Ginny , growing chest hair and a beard and a little extra down there, and promptly ran off to the nearest brothel.

"GASP! SOB!" said Hermione. "I'm sad, I dunno why, but I'm sad."

She grieved for 0.03 seconds, gave birth, and ran away.

Ron came along.

"What's this?" he said, picking up the baby. "It looks like a human being, but it's too small!"

He christened it Elvis and threw it out the window, where it will be forgotten for the next two chapters.

Draco came along.

"I saw you throw a baby out the window." He said to Ron.

"Oh. It was a baby?" said Ron.

"DUH." Said Draco, and broke a time turner, thus enabling him to travel back in time.

He fell in front of James, Sirius, Remus, Peter and Lily.

"I think I came back in time," said Draco, and fainted.

"My, there seems to be a lot of people dropping from the sky today," said Peter.

Everyone kicked him and ran away, because Peter was a looooser.

Draco woke up.

"GASP!" he said. "You're so…

Beaooooootiful to meeee

Can't you seee?

You're everything I hope for

You're everything I need

You are so beauuuuutiful

To meeeheeeeheeeeeeheeeeeeee!"

And they fell in love, because they were both looosers.

Harry walked up to them.

"I think I'm dead." He said.

"So do I," said Draco. "except I'm dead dead, which is the same as being dead only it's more dead, and dead means that you're more dead than being dead dead by dead dead dead is less dead than dead, and I think I'm dead dead dead dead now only that means I'm dead dead with some more dead."

They both died.

Everyone pretended to cry at the funeral.

"You will forever be in our thoughts. You leave with out respect and prayers. The end." Said Priest Marigold in his rat-bitten suit.

Everyone went home.

"I brought you a ring." Said Draco to Harry.

"Oh, goody." Said Harry. "One Ring to rule them all, eh?"

He jumped out of his coffin and conquered the world.

"I shall kill everybody!" he said.

"No, you shall not!" said a candlestick, and

TO BE CONTINUED

A little question for my lovely reviewers:

It's a kind of personality quiz, okay? For each one, write down the first thing that comes into your mind. And be honest, please.

First, choose a color.

Then choose three words that describe that color.

Second, choose an animal.

Then choose three words that describe that animal (NOT what it looks like)

Third, choose a body of water (Example: the Mississippi River, Atlantic ocean.)
Choose three words that describe it.

Lastly, imagine that you are in a white boxy room with no windows or doors. You are trapped in this room without any hope of getting out. Choose three words that describe what you feel like to be in this room. (example, trapped.)

Thanks a bunch!

Love,

-Sammi