Sorry for the horribly slow update, but I kinda lost heart with this story and then found it again, so that's alright.
Okay, the way the test worked was that the COLOR means what you think of yourself; the ANIMAL means what you think of other people; the BODY OF WATER means (hehe) what your sex life is like, and the EMPTY ROOM means what your death will be like for you.
So.
RoxyLeo: what you think of yourself: Sunny, firey, hot
What you think of other people: Graceful, powerful, tough
What your sex life is like: Silky, sandy, salty
What your death will be like: Scared, doomed, violent
The Miss Marauders: what you think of yourself: Fluffy, bright, warm.
What you think of other people: Pretty, fierce, dangerous.
What your sex life is like: Dirty, long, blue.
What your death will be like: Scared, claustrophobic, insane.
J Daisy: what you think of yourself: Bright. Burnt. Cheese.
What you think of other people: Dynamite. Super. MAD SKILLZ.
What your sex life is like: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. Narrow. Lanky.
What your death will be like: Worried. Bouncy. Confused.
Mrs. Radcliffe 13: you think of yourself: fast, bright, and happy
What your death will be like: cardboard, polka dotted, and fragile
Elephantsrocmysox: you think of yourself: pretty, shiny, sparkly
What you think of other people: cute, strong, memory
What your sex life is like: blue, cold, big
What your death will be like: Depressed, angry, cabin-fever
Inuxkagfan: you think of yourself: blood-rose-shirt
What you think of other people: playful-loud-sweet
What your sex life is like: wet-dangerous-loud
What your death will be like: Claustrophobic-Frustrated-Paniced
Spymaster E: okay, so you didn't get to this quiz yet, but THANK YOU very much for writing all those reviews, for me; they really made my day, and I have seriously never received such a good compliment as 'You have redefined randomness.' I'm not sure if I'm a saint, people refer to me as 'that girl that's fun to scare,' but thanks A BUNCH anyways. :D
BrokenPorcelainDoll: you think of yourself: white, snow, glaring
What you think of other people: puffy, round, bouncy
What your sex life is like: Big, blue, deep
What your death will be like: claustrophobic, scared, confused.
If ya got a strange answer then you didn't play by the rules –wags finger- I told you not to describe the look of the thing you chose! Anyhoo here is the chapter :
"And today's guest iiiis…" said Dr Marigold, "PETER PETTIGREW!"
Everybody booed.
"Well then, Peter," said Dr Marigold. "What happened to you to make you come here?"
Peter sniffed. "E…everyb..body k…keeps i…i..interrupting me –"
"BOOO!" said the audience.
Peter burst into tears. "And..and… they…they ke..keep c..calling m,..m..m..e nam-"
"SKEET SKEET SKEET" said Dr Marigold into the microphone.
Peter burst into tears. "An…and…they ne…never… ev…ever try to-"
"SKEET SKEET SKEET" said Dr Marigold.
"SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!" screamed Peter, thrust out a machine gun and killed the audience.
"GASP!" said Dr Marigold.
Ginny ran into the room. "I can't find my daisy!" she sobbed. "I've looked EVERYWHERE for it and it just isn't THERE and…and…"
Harry ran into the room. "I am dead," he said in a dull, flat voice. "I am dead, as you can see, because I'm saying that I'm dead, but because being dead is characterized as not speaking I'm really not dead, but I'm saying that I'm dead because I'm dead, and dead is not talking but I am, I'm talking about being dead and I'm still alive but I'm obviously dead."
He ran onto Marigold's lap and died.
Hermione ran into the room. "Mr Burns! Mr Burns!" she shrieked.
Draco ran into the room. "The studio's burning! The studio's burning!" he cried.
Neville ran into the room. "I'm burning! I'm burning!" he cried.
"Which one should we trust?" said Dr Marigold to Pettigrew.
"NEVILLE!" said Pettigrew, ran up to him and immediately started burning.
"GASP!" said someone dead in the audience. "the studio is on fire!"
Everybody ran out except for Marigold, who was still burdened with Harry's body.
"HELP ME!" he cried, but nobody was there to listen.
Marigold fell asleep with the flames surrounding him. Suddenly, he started to sleepwalk, carrying Harry's dead body in his arms. He made it out of the building and everyone saw him.
"OMIGOD!" said someone dead previously in the audience. "He's rescued Harry's dead body! He's a HERO!"
They paraded him on their shoulders, despite the fact that he was still sleeping and threw Harry's body into the fire because his hair had been burning and it smelled very nasty.
Ginny ran out of the burning studio with a dead cat in her arms. She obviously had been sleepwalking.
"OMIGOD!" said someone dead previously in the audience. "She's saved a dead cat! She's even more of a hero than Marigold because saving animals from burning buildings looks more heroic than saving people from burning buildings! She's a HERO!"
They threw Marigold into the flames and paraded Ginny on their shoulders.
Ginny woke up.
"Where's my daisy?" she said.
"Here's your daisy!" said a sheep, and bit off her head.
"We are cannibals!" said the previous audience and promptly commenced to eat.
Strange note to end on I know, but still REVIEW and look forward to the next chapter people! Thanks for reading!