TITLE: It Won't Fit!
AUTHOR: Vid Z.
PAIRING: Harm/Jen
TIMELINE: Spring of 2004
CATEGORY: Romance, Humor, fluff
DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc of the TV show JAG are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this fic. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: the idea for this fic came from reading sohard2c's review for the first part of my fic "A Sign Of Possession". Thanks for the review and the idea!
SUMMARY: Mattie convinces Jen to do something.
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"Mattie, it won't fit."
"Of course it'll fit."
"No, it won't."
Harm stopped in front of Mattie and Jen's open apartment door. The voices from the inside had drawn his attention and he couldn't have stopped himself from listening in.
"What do you mean it won? It's perfect."
"No, it's not."
Their voices were getting louder now as the argument escalated. 'What the hell is going on?' Harm wondered 'Are they about to come to blows? I should stop it.'
"Just try it on."
A low growl could be heard. Harm figured Jen was at the end of her patience.
Huffing was heard then, as well panting from exertion.
Finally Jen spoke again. "See, I told you it's too small."
"Still, it looks great on you."
Harm couldn't help himself and peeked around the door to see what was going on.
He lost his breath at the sight of Jen in, what was obviously, Mattie's waaaaaaaaay too small tank top. The thin fabric stretched across Jen's bountiful, full breasts at extreme material-stress levels, obviously just seconds away from tearing apart. Every contour of her breasts was visible, the cotton moulding to her every curve with a loving caress of a long time lover, her dark nipples clearly visible and making the fabric stick out, her flat belly accentuating the size of her chest even more. Harm was frozen to the spot, unable to tear his gaze away from the captivating sight.
Just then a tearing sound was heard as the fabric gave way and revealed her chest to his, very, appreciative gaze.
His blood pressure and arousal sky-rocketted...
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Jen had just turned away from Mattie to have some privacy while she removed the remains of Mattie's tank top. The tank top that Mattie had insisted would fit her and that she should wear it.
She was about to put on her own T-shirt when she and Mattie heard a thud from the direction of the door.
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The beautiful sight before his very eyes, the sudden jump of his blood pressure, the due south direction most of his blood had suddenly taken and the lack of oxygen all conspired against Harm and he fainted, making a loud thud as he hit the ground. His last thought before passing out had been 'Wow!'
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Jen and Mattie's heads whipped towards the open door and saw a familiar head laying face-down on the floor.
Jen quickly, completely forgetting about covering herself up, shot towards the fallen man, Mattie following her close behind.
They reached Harm and with joint effort turned him onto his back, checking his pulse and breathing.
Suddenly Harm eyelashes fluttered.
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