Gaia's Hidden Craziness
OR
Never Buy Sugar Cubes From a Cute Moogle.
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy
Setting: Alexandria, Treno, The Ice Cavern, Dali, Gizamalukes Grotto
Main Characters: Zidane, Garnett, Steiner, Blank, Eiko, Vivi, and Stiltzkin
Note from the Authoress: HAHA! This part makes me laugh! One of my faves (so Far)! Poor Vivi! By the way, the alternative reality that Vivi talks about happened when I got bored and named him Puck. Oh, and I don't own Happy Days.
Part 4
In Which Vivi Learns The Joys Of Skipping
OR
Rat Boys Limited Name Definition.
Vivi had run towards the cliffs. He stopped at the end, teetering on the tips of his toes, about to fall. The next thing he knew a large bird somewhat resembling a Zuu dived out of nowhere and picked him up. He kicked and screamed as it flew him in the direction of Alexandria. It flew low over the buildings before swooping into the church tower. It dropped him in a nest. Oh dear god, thought Vivi, I'm dinner! But the next thing that happened was that the Zuu tried to feed him a worm. Vivi blinked.
"But I don't like worms!" He moaned, pushing it away. The Zuu didn't appear to understand him though, for it merely pushed the worm towards him with greater force.
Some time, and far too many worms for Vivi's liking later, the Zuu had fallen asleep, its wing protectively around Vivi. Carefully, he pushed the wing off of him. He crept slowly backwards, and then leaped off the steeple. He landed on a small person running below. He blinked several times before a voice, somewhat muffled, called out.
"Oi! Gerroffme!" He levered himself upwards, and revealed someone he recognised.
"Rat Boy!" The boy who closely resembled a rat stood up, grumbling a bit, and brushed himself down.
"Hey! It's Mage Boy!" Vivi blinked.
"Wait a second! I was never referred to as that! I was Pointy Hat Boy! Not Mage boy! How stupid could you get?" Rat Boy sniffed,
"Well, whatever, it's better than your stupid name!"
"You wanna talk stupid names? Well, let's talk about you! Although stupidity seems to be the only attribute you have! Do you know in an alternative reality I was given the same name as you and you STILL said it was stupid! I think your just nameist! I mean, if I told you my name was the Fonz, you'd probably STILL say it was stupid!" Rat Boy blinked,
"Who the hell is the Fonz?" Vivi shook his head disappointedly.
"Really, what do they teach children today? The Fonz is only the very embodiment of Cool! He was portrayed in a TV show called Happy Days." Rat Boy now looked incredibly confused.
"TV show?" Vivi blinked too. Where on Gaia did that come from? It was as if someone was placing words in his mouth.
A little way away a very bored authoress giggled evilly, and wrote on a piece of magic parchment Vivi suddenly got an urge to wear women's underwear.
Vivi turned to Rat Boy
"Where's the nearest lingerie shop in Alexandria? I have an urge to buy myself a neon pink thong" Rat Boy blinked, then screamed and ran away. Vivi opened and closed his mouth in horror. He hadn't really just said what he thought he just said. Had he? He shrugged. Well, it's not as if anyone would believe Rat Boy anyway.
Vivi wandered through the streets of Alexandria. Fortunately for the little mage, lingerie shops didn't exist in Final Fantasy games, so he was saved the humiliation of buying a pink thong. As he crossed the town square for the fourteenth time, he was aware that a bunch of girls were playing with a skipping rope. He ambled over.
"Can I play to?" The girls nodded and Vivi took his place in the middle of the skipping rope. The girls started to turn it for him to jump over. Vivi jumped over the rope. By the gods, this game was fun! He wanted to play it forever and ever and ever. He jumped over the rope, which was increasing speed quickly. He felt so confident in his ability that he started pulling off fancy moves. Then he tripped over the rope. He fell rather heavily and landed with a thud in the muddy earth behind him, where the innkeeper had just watered the plants. He stood up, somewhat dazed, and looked over his shoulder. He blinked. He couldn't possibly go around with a dirty brown stain on his coat like that. Who knows what people might think? He headed over to the tailor shop, hoping his pitiful amount of change would buy a change of clothes.
Steiner wandered through the streets of Dali. They were quiet. A little too quiet. There couldn't possibly be anyone here! They had eaten too much sugar to be quiet. He jumped up and down in rage, and then stomped out of the town. He didn't hear giggling that came from behind a bush.
END OF PART 4