Hokay, now basically I dont own AEPoes verses along with the good ol Right said Fred band and well all the other stuff oh and before You get confused we call small tubular sponge pastriesLadyFingers in my land.

again thanks for the feedback and I hope this is pepperier than the chapter 2.

Nameless here,

Morality

Blitz Zorn – Now what can I give you, fine folk, today's special is bloody ladies, fresh and warm, some of them are still breathing.

Schrödinger – I'll have a bloody Mary, no pulp, a bloody Julia and bloody Sarah for my friends here.

Seras – and one Corona for Pip, no lime!

Blitz Zorn – one minute

Ear tearing feminine screams from the backroom>

Seras – This is a neat place

Pip – I hope there are stripers here

Bone crack>

Schrödinger – It's your lucky day, they're taking participants from the saloon.

Captain – ","

Cry of agony>

Pip – yeah Bat girl, wanna join?

Seras – You freak!

Pip – Ouch!

They're such an exciting couple, I m jealous. As you have guessed, my little fledgling has mentally slapped her pervert of hallucination. Well, I wouldn't want him in my head.

(Shouts from somewhere – Perhaps you d prefer a kinky lady?)

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp>

Just between us guys – No.

(Shouts from somewhere – why not?)

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp>

I know this sounds stupid, but right now I'm occupied with my supper.

(Answers from somewhere – He's gay)

Slurp, Cough, Cough>>

Who said that? No seriously, you want to join that idiot from chapter one?

(Many shouts from somewhere – Big red and Walter sitting in the tree . . )

Say that again and I will change your gender without fine surgery.

(Shouts from somewhere - geez someone's gotten his undies in a knot)

Evil glare>>>

I will get you for that

Integra – No you won't!

Grumble, grumble, hag, grumble.

Meantime Blitz had arrived with the refreshments and a surprise for the police girl.

Seras – ooo, adornments, what is it?

Blitz Zorn – These are called Lady Fingers, madam, a complimentary treat from the lovely Sir in the corner.

You know what, after a longer examination those really appeared to be fingers floating in her drink. Oh joy, I love when girls scream.

Seras – EEEw, gross, who sent it?

Pip – Check the card.

Schrödinger – (reads) Come this evening and tap on my chamber door,

Then we'll roll down on the floor,

This is it and nothing more.

Signed

Nameless here forever more - Edgar Allan Poe

Seras – Huh?

Pip – Isn't he dead?

Ahh, E.A.Poe, my most beloved poet. I wish he wrote me something.

The song "Im too sexy" by Right Said Fred is played by the jukebox>>>

Dum dum dum dummm, the pub fell silent except for the jukebox, the door burst open and a dark figure stood in it. Barriers were flung on all routes of escape,

Alexander Anderson (AA) – Now you cannot escape abominations!

Schrödinger screamed like a little girl and everybody started to panic but soon gave up and settled, waiting for their end to come. I could be a good ghost story teller, what do you say master? We could make Hellsing radio and I could be the star of the witching hour.

Integra – I'm busy now, go disturb someone else.

Ok, remember, the jukebox was playing now the Fred was singing

I'm a model you know what I mean and I do my little turns on the catwalk>>>

I have never seen his eyes light up like that, the man stepped on the bar table and started wiggling.

Schrödinger – OMG, help, please somebody!

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts>>>

With this verse, the priest threw his shirt off. You know, recorded, this material would be a good how-to preview for Chippendales. Again some of the bar attendants fainted.

I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, would you take off that?>>>

But instead of the hat, he ripped his pants off which landed gracefully on the terrified Captain. Honestly, boxers with Garfield print?

Schrödinger – Oh make this monstrosity end, I cannot take anymore!

I shake my little cheeks on the catwalk>>>>

No comments, which was what he precisely did. Priest, when I said you had to change your tactics, this wasn't quite what I had in mind. Walter you have to give me that recipe of your cookies.

Walter – What are you going to do with it?

Well, I am planning a surprise gift for master Integra and I happen to know what song she likes.

Integra - Alucard I will have your head for that,

Perhaps you would consider a heart, master? Here I go again, SOMEBODY stop ME, I dare you!

I smirk and plunge the palm inside my chest, drawing the bloody organ holding it inches from Integra's face, her eye twitched. In some five minutes she mastered

Integra - Alucard! Don't be disgusting; leave your entrails to yourself!

Aww master, you're right, It's a bit too early for St Valentines, don't worry, I will keep it fresh for you in the freezer.

Integra – this is sick

"The prancing Millennium" huh? Mental note, I really should pay a visit or two there. What do you think master? Wanna come? You know you want to. Naked priests and everything, you might want to take some spare change with you.

Integra – ","

Master I would expect Captain saying this! I really hate to describe movements, but my master fainted, oh crap. Very well now she cannot stop me from my evil plan.

Guess who accompanied the boxers wearing priest on the bar table? Well?

Ok I like EAPoe and some of those lines "Nameless here forever more", "rapping on my chamber door","only this and nothing more"are verses from his poem the Raven. Dont sentence me t death for using them. Oh I know EAPoe is going to get me. But till then the 4 chapter chall be finished. (Insert unholy laughter)