Hokay, now Im at my petty little deeds again. Due to one cute request I added RipVanWincle to the story with minor consequences and yes sorry all Sailor Moon fans, I happen to be ironic sometimes, just dont skin me alive for that. Again thanks for the nice rewiews and on with the story

Exhausted and sleepy but for Your enjoyment,

Morality

addition to the crew:

Tubalcane Alhombra - Artemis

Rip Van Winkle – Sailor Mars

Integra happens to be a part time tooth fairy, Intriguing don't You think?Darkness and silence fell in the room. Oh master, wakey, wakey, the public is waiting.

Integra – Huh, what? What happened?

You fainted

Integra – What? Where am I?

You're on the table and about to dance when lights go on.

Integra – I refuse, this is humiliating.

Basically I am the narrator not you, so you will just have to obey me. Don't be such a control freak; this is for fun after all

Integra – YOU CALL DANCING WITH A HALF – NAKED PRIEST FUN?

AAnd the lights went on revealing Alexander Anderson being held by the evil witch. Whoa, Master you definitely look pretty. . Toothfairyish.

Integra - oh no, noo, no not a purple costume with wings, I asked Seras for something black, but this, this is ridiculous and just look at it, I'd expect a molly to wear this shred of cloth for a skirt.

Master, when did you manage to grow those long legs of yours?

Integra – While You werent looking.Hm actually, not bad, now that I look at it, it's quite gothic, I mean, the spiked belt, chains and black and purple stockings, combat boots, hey I've even got a Goth ring that looks like a talon of sorts.

MMM this has potential. I didnt know you were into such things, what do you say if we took it to the bedroom once?

Smirks at Integra>

Integra – One more word and I'll come after your teeth!

Now I'm being frightened by a purple-winged Goth tooth fairy that is holding a priest in a bear hug. Has a world come to an end?

The tango-Cuba piece is the next one played by the jukebox, sit back and enjoy.

Now Integra flips the priest and places her hand where? OH HELL are those the dirty dances? I'd understand some classic moves from waltz or polonaise but this! Did she grind against him? Seras, cover your eyes! Mmaster, where did you learn to dance like that?

Integra - I liked the movie.

Well ja, but somebody has to practice with you, you know.

Integra – Well, yes, and?

Who the heck is it!

Integra – Walter

Don't tell me that warhorse is wiggling with you in such pattern; he's older than my grandma when she hopped the twig and you want to convince me he's your teacher? You know that one requires a different sort of affection to dance like this, my Dutch?

Integra – He's had a cosmetology lately, you should see him, so cute.

Master, you know Nazis did it to him AND this is fraternizing with the enemy.

Glare at Walter

Walter – What did I do?

Integra – The hell with you, he's still cute.

Thanks, which, been there, done that. As for your current partner, you know he's a regenerator, right? Well the drugs are beginning to wear off.

Alex – Huh, where am I?

Integra - Oh no not another Alice in the wonderland.

OK I just HAVE TO interfere, this is priceless. Master Imagine what a view the people at the bar table are having. Your panty-girdle is pink, right?

The tooth fairy turns a brilliant shade of roseate.

Master now your face and girdles match! Ouch, what was that for? In fact what is it?

Integra – A brick.

That is the most cliché thing I could have ever imagined, perhaps a silver object or a bottle of holy water, even a stake, but brick? Ouch! a rosary, Ouch! a bible? Master where do you get all those things?

Integra – The priest.

Whoa If I didn't know better, I'd say that Anderson's boxers hold more ammo than the fort Knox.

Integra – They do.

OO . ..THE PRIEST CARRIES BRICKS IN HIS TIGHTS . . . Oops my eyes fell out of their sockets.

(Voice from somewhere – We're having slight technical malfunctions, please wait until Alucard replaces his eyeballs.)

Annoying music and clips from the show "The amazing life of a sea cucumber"

Hokay, I'm back and lookie, my orbs are as good as new and even polished. As for the priest, he is awake and he seems so surprised that has cornered my beloved master on the bar table.

Alex – I will rid the earth of your heathen existence you . .

Integra – ALUCAAARD!

Sorry master I m the narrator not a superman, so suit yourself. Honestly, what does the woman think I am, her bodyguard? By the way the rescue is coming; sadly, I can't kill her even in the story, that bond thing and all. That is why the door flung open and there stood two dishes of mine – Rip Van Winkle – the dinner and Tubalcane guy – the lunch. Well at least they didn't protest about their outfits, like they had a choice. Mwwhahahaha

Rip – Unhand her you villain!

Artemis – It s her! (Pointing at Integra)

Integra – WHAAAAA

Sailor moon, master, didn't you love those back when you were 14?

Integra - You mean that toothpick-legged, bug –eyed chits with gigantic breasts and ultra short skirts? Yelling something about makeup and love? Who called them anyways?

Pip - OOO sailor Mars I never got her signature.

Seras - I personally admire sailor Mercury.

Yeah, charming I kinda get annoyed by them myself, well a quick peek into the classic cartoonery and here we go. Ok so there suddenly is an anvil levitating over the two heroes, I wonder what will happen next. Oops,

Artemis – Rip, look out! Insert a strangled cat cry. (The dandyman meatball, flat but a bit fuzzy though, he is a cat, doh).Pesky fur-ball, I should have gotten them both.

Rip – Oh, Artemis, I will never forget you.

Schrödinger – Nice touch with the anvil.

Captain - "-,-,--,-,-,-,-- ,-,- --,- -- ,-,- -- - -,- -, - - ,- -,- - -,-,-! "

Blitz – Darn I we just washed the floors!

Rip - That is it, in the name of love, Mars and third Reich, I shall destroy you. (At the priest)

Alex – HUH?

Rip – The pretty Yodeling voice attack!

Cover your ears, mamma mia, she's worse than Seras. Luckily I was prepared – Signature earmuffs. Now I can continue, according to the muffled sounds of screeching the pretty Yodeling attack is rather nasty, just look at all that shattered glass. I didn't know she could do that, well perhaps I could learn to yodel as well, at least Walter wouldn't be bored.

Walter - I'm not bored. I just love cooking.

Yes, we know. Anyways, during all the ruckus, the feline fuzzy-ears creature and Captain had fled with my fledgling and Pip in tow.

Ok no need to tell me this chapter was kinda empty But this is a serious turning point in the total chaos which this story is.

Anyways feel free to rant, I dont mind