Im baack didnt take too long did it? Ok It did and Im sorry but I tried to elaborate at this chappie although it is not too long. ok Enjoy, Hope you missed me

Morality

Integra aka Integras ghost.

Todays special guest – Bloo Q Cazoo from Fosters

Integra – Why do I have to play such minor roles and why pray tell am I dead?

Well, master first of all this is a low budget story, sponsored by one insane student. Imagine students these days, secondly you were killed by a falling chandelier during the pretty Yodeling attack.

Integra – You were supposed to protect me!

Well yeah havent you noticed you still exist, in a different form though.

Integra- I am a ghost, for christs sake!

Whatever.

So our fluffy ears wolf, cat or SOMETHING and the white bunny accompanied by my simpleton of a fledgling escaped the awful invasion of austrian tunes in an othervise good club.

Enrico Maxwell – Wait a minute, why am I not mentioned here? Im stylish, I have good appearance and am classy and all you did was mention that I was Margaret.

Isnt that enough or would you also like to suffer in a suspiciously unexpected incident?

Enrico Maxwell – Are you threating me? Youll hear from my agent about this, I will sew you for threatening an actor as great as I!

Oh really, and who are you gonna call?

Voice from somewhere – Ghost busters!

Integra – WHA!

Good Idea, hear that master? I think your ectoplasm has plagued this world for the last time, what was their number again?

Morality comes out of the curtain and gives me a sheet or two. Hey gorgeous so youre the one whos put me in charge?

Morality – Yah, now start reading or else

Or else what?

Read!

Reads Stop flirting with Integra (stop) Insert Maxwell in the storry (stop) Start telling like all normal narrators do (stop) Or else I will put you on brolcoly diet till the rest of your unlife (stop) Take out the trash(stop) Buy milk and bread on your way . . .. Oops that one slipped.

OK encouraging enough except IM NOT FLIRTING WITH INTEGRA! That would be all.

Now for the jolly goodie storry. The floppy ears creature and little red ridinghood went through the forest. Capptain smelt a bunch of vegetarians near and exchused himself for a reason of heavy sangvinism.(sangvinism – bloodiness).

Schrodinger – We have some trouble you could help us solve, fair lady.

Seras – Oh my dear is that the castle of the sleaping beauty, my good friend?

Wow how can she still see clear after so many margaritas?

Schrodinger – Yes and there lies our chief, we need to prowoke him, the legend says that only a man of pure underwear can wake him up.

NOO Seras , If you say Yes, I will never look at you the same way again, NEVER! Wait a minute, underwear huh, shes not wearing any.

Voice from somewhere – OOOOOOOOOO. How do you know that?

Duh, her catsuit is so tight it looks like it has been painted on her and if she was wearing underwear, that would certainly stick out.

Voice from somewhere – YAY, Lets go after our binoculars!

What have I done.

Ok suddenly Captain leaped out of the bushes, wearing deers antlers for some reason from which a pair of clean boxers hung.

Schrodinger – Ooo you certainly look horny this evening Chap!

Seras – Oh look what hes got!

Schrodinger – A pair of pure underwear! Where did you get that?

Captain - ",-,-,-,-,-,-,-,- ,-, - -,-,-,- - -,- - -,-,-,"

Schrodinger – At the picknick site huh?

Seras – Lets hurry up, we need to find the poor man, he must be terrified.

Captain looks guilty.

Schrodinger – Dont tell me you ate him!

Captain ,-,- -, -,- - - ,- -,- - -,--,-, --,- -,-, -!

Schrodinger – What do you mean just nipped him a few times? Do you not know of the prophecy?

Seras – Aww poor bunny was hungry! Perhaps it is carrots what he wanted?

My poor, poor fledgling, which reminds me – Wheres Pip?

Pip (emerging from the bushes)– Heya folks!

Everybody – WHAAAAAA

Pip – Dint you knw about the prophecy? When a falling chandelier kills a Hellsing.

Integra – Im not dead!

Pip – One hallucination becomes real. Well I was the closest to the site, Ian and Luke who plagued Zorns mind were too busy arguin and planning how to take Hellsing down.

Everybody – OOOH why didnt you say so.

Bloo Q Cazoo – Amateur. (I know it is only one word, but hell do you know how much hiring a celibrity costs?)

Pip – soo whats shakin?

Seras – We need to find someone whos underwear is pure. Everybody looks at Pip

Pip – Hey, hey, dont look at me, my underwear is in the dirty laundry.

Schrodinger - WOOHOOO another one whos walking around commando. Join the club!

Captain - ,- -,- -- -,- -- ,-- -,-, .

Seras – Bunny, you too?

Pip, Schrodinger, Captain – YAY,-,--,-!

Seras – We really have to find a person whos underwear is pure.

Maxwell – ME

Seras – Schro, do you happen to know someone?

Maxwell – ME MEEE

Schrodinger – Nope, what about you, my barebutted friends.

Captain - ,-,- -,- -,-,-,.

Pip – You want to join the nudist club too?

Maxwell – MEE MEE

Schrodinger – NOOO stop daydreaming, we need to find a man of pure underwear!

Maxwell – Wawing flags and signs MEE MEE

Pip at Maxwell – What about that freaky guy on the corner?

Maxwell – YESS

Captain - ,- -,- -,- -,-,.

Schrodinger – ya, I dont know either, he looks a bit too obwious.

Maxwell wawing a pair of clean boxers. Mee mee

Seras – Margaret!

Schrodinger – Ok he will have to do.

Soooo how did you like it, It will become crazier, promise