A Twisted Family Reunion
Summary: The Dukes go and visit their relatives in Pennsylvania. Then things turn a little twisted. Dedicated to HazzardHusker, Fullmetal Shinobi (jonfriend), and Ashley. If you don't like this story, screw you, it keeps me occupied in Consumer's Ed.
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One beautiful June day, Jesse Duke got a phone call from his sister, Winifred, who lives in a small town called Carmichaels in Pennsylvania.
"Jesse, dear, I'm hosting a family reunion, and I want you to come and bring the kids." Winifred said.
"Well, I'd love to. When is it?" Jesse asked.
"This Saturday." Winifred answered.
"Well, alright then. We'll see you Saturday!" Winifred said, obviously glad Jesse was coming.
"Alright. Love you dear." Jesse said.
"Love you too." Winifred said, then hung up/
"Kids, that was Aunt Winnie, she invited us to a family reunion. Now, go get packed so we can hit the road!" Jesse said, going to his won room to pack.
A/N: If you thought this was scary, read on…
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