Title: Jessica Alba's in Town

By: Nikka Flores

Summary: Jessica Alba's in town. And Luke seems to know her pretty well (wink wink). And Lorelai's jealous of her.

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CHAPTER 5: Jealous Lorelai is just so Wrong

"Hi Sookie." Lorelai mumbled as she entered the inn's kitchen.

Sookie popped up from somewhere, with that smile on her face. "Hey, you're back early." she grinned. "I thought you'd still be at the diner, annoying Luke."

Lorelai just shrugged, and poured herself a cup of coffee.

"What's the matter honey?" Sookie asked, inspecting her kitchen a bit more.

"Nothing." Lorelai sighed, leaning her back against the counter. "Hey Sookie?"

"Yeah?"

"You've known Luke longer than I have, right?"

"Yeah?"

"Then, you would also know the girls that he went out with asides Rachel, right?"

Sookie looked at her with brows raised. "I guess. Though Luke really isn't an exclusive dater. The only girl I know that he went exclusive with was Rachelle. Who knows how many girls he went out with." she giggled.

Lorelai giggled with her half-heartedly. "Yeah, he's a regular Hugh Hefner." she mumbled.

"Why are you so interested?" she asked suggestively.

Lorelai rolled her eyes. "Nothing, it's just…" Sookie looked at her with anticipation. "Word has it, that there's this girl, Becca. She came in the diner this morning and nobody knows this Jessica Alba look alike, except for Luke, who, apparently, was really happy to see her. Now what does that say? It says that Jessica Alba knows Luke, and Luke knows her, and not just in a friendly way. But in a 'Hello, I'm Jessica Alba, and this is my boyfriend Luke Danes' kind of way."

Sookie stood there, stunned in silence, taking all in Lorelai's rant. "So…" she said after a moment. "Luke use to date Jessica Alba?"

Lorelai rolled her eyes. "No!" she said in an exasperated tone. "Luke use to date Becca who looks like Jessica Alba."

"Oh."

"I mean, it's not like it's any of my business or anything. So what if this Jessica Alba impersonator is in town. She's just here to see Luke. To visit him. Surely they haven't seen each other for a long time. So they're just having a little reunion. It's not like they're gonna get back together…oh my god, what if they get back together?" Lorelai felt the pain back. "They can't get back together." she said sadly to herself.

"Well honey, it would be ok if he dated again. I mean it's not like he's seeing anyone right now. And he could use a nice gal to hang out with. And who else can qualify than non other than his ex-girlfriend, who apparently he missed so much. Does she really look like Jessica Alba?"

Lorelai shrugged. "How should I know? I haven't seen her. I heard it from Miss Patty. So she probably is cause Miss Patty thinks so, and Kirk thinks so, even Gypsy thinks so."

"So she must be Jessica Alba pretty."

"She must be." Lorelai said bitterly. "Boy, what a guy that Luke is. First Rachelle, who was Elle McPeerson, and now this Becca, who apparently is Jessica Alba. I mean, who's next? Carmen Electra?"

"Maybe Pamela Anderson." Sookie giggled.

Lorelai glared at her saying 'Not Funny!'

Sookie stopped. "Well honey, can you blame them? Luke is a nice, sweet, caring guy. No matter what his exterior is like."

Which is why I love him…wait, no I don't…wait a minute?…love?…since when did it became love?

"Anyways," Sookie said, interrupting her thoughts. "why are you being so obsessive about this anyway? It's not like…" then she gasped. "Oh my god." she said, then she started squealing and jumping up and down excitedly.

"Sookie? Honey? What's wrong?" Lorelai asked in concern.

"You're jealous!" she stated excitedly.

Lorelai scoffed. "I…I…am…NOT!" she stuttered.

"Mh-hm." Sookie replied, with a knowing smile.

"Sookie! I'm…not ok?"

"Oh look, you can even barely get it out." she pointed. "Admit it, you're jealous."

"No." she said, rolling her eyes. "I'm…not…jealous. I just want to know more about this Jessica Alba girl. Cause, you know? She's a part of Luke's past. And Luke is my friend. And his past is important to me…cause Luke is important to me."

"Cause you like him?" Sookie teased in a sing-song voice.

"No. cause, he's my friend. You know that already. And, I just want to know more about him, cause he knows a lot about me. And getting to know more about him, includes knowing his past, which also includes his ex-girlfriends. I already know about Rachelle and how she hurt him by leaving multiple times. Now, I just want to know more about Becca. I mean, what's her story, what's their story. But apparently. Nobody knows about Jessica Alba. Not even Miss Patty. So, she's still a mystery." she breathed. "Are you sure you don't know her at all?"

"Nope. Sorry honey. Though if you want, you can just ask Luke himself."

"Maybe." Lorelai said, putting down her coffee mug. "I'm gonna go out and get some more supplies for the inn." she said, heading towards the door.

"Ok. Maybe you could go to Luke's and see Jessica herself. See how pretty she is really, and see how sweet her and Luke are. I wanna know more about her."

Lorelai grunted in response and left. After Lorelai left, Sookie started jumping up and down again, squealing in excitement.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Once Luke and Becca was downstairs, the diner was already empty. The lunch crowd already disappeared. Which was weird, seeing as how there should be at least thirty more minutes until lunch ended. But he shrugged it off.

"Now Bec, you wont be starting today. Maybe tomorrow." he said as he led her behind the counter. Becca pouted, which Luke tried to ignore. "Today, you're gonna be trained just so you'll know the procedures here."

"What's there to know?" she grumbled. "You write down orders, and you serve food. Easy."

"Yes, you also clean the tables, do inventory. Making sure the food actually gets to the customers." he said pointedly.

"Ok, that was one time." she defended herself. "And daddy should have known that I have no clue what the difference between a club sandwich and the bar's special."

"Yes, well, luckily for you, this isn't a bar. This is a diner. Where we serve food. Which some may look the same, like pancakes and bacon and eggs. but there's also the side dish to tell the difference." he explained. "And the only drinks we serve here is coffee, water and juice."

Becca shrugged. "Still it should be easy."

Luke shook his head just as Lane came out from the storage room.

"Oh, Lane great." he said, pulling her towards them. "Becca this is Lane, she works part time here. Lane this is Becca, I just hired her. I want you to train her ok?"

"Sure thing boss." Lane replied with a smile. Becca smiled at her politeness.

"Kay, great. Now, I have to go."

"Wait, where are you going?" Becca asked in worry.

"I gotta go run an errand." said Luke. "Don't worry, Lane will take care of you." then he left.

Becca looked after him still in worry. How can he leave her right now? Alone? Not knowing anybody from this crazy town?

"So," said Lane, causing Becca to jump a little. "you're the mysterious Jessica Alba?"

Becca's brows frowned. "Jessica Alba?"

Lane explained, "When you came in here, it kind of caused a scene. Specially with Miss Patty. Even more so that you know Luke and yet we don't know you. And the whole Jessica Alba thing is because you look like her."

Becca smiled at that. "Really? You think I look like Jessica Alba?"

"Everybody thinks you look like Jessica Alba. I can kind of see the resemblance."

Becca smiled at the compliment. "Last year, during summer vaca, daddy's bar was filled with celebrity. And Jessica Alba was there and we bonded. She's nice. And people actually thought I was her twin." Though the real story was she only served her her martini and stammered a hello to her. And the only people who thought she was Jessica Alba were drunken haters.

"You actually met Jessica Alba?" Lane asked in amazement.

"Oh. We're like this." she crossed her fingers and showed Lane.

"Wow." breathed Lane. "How Luke manage to be with a girl like you is beyond me."

Becca giggled. "What?"

"You know, I never really though Luke would be into girls like you." explained Lane. "Not that there's anything wrong with you. It's just that, you're kind of different from what I imagined Luke would be into. But, he was young when you two were going out. So his taste then was probably different from now."

Becca stared at her, eyes wide, and jaw dropped to the ground. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. This girl thought that she was Luke's girlfriend. Or, maybe ex-girlfriend would make much more sense. She wanted to puke. How can she think she was Luke's girlfriend? That would be just wrong on so many levels.

"Wait, you think I use to date Luke?" she asked, swallowing hard, waiting for her response.

"Oh not just me, everyone else in town thinks so."

Becca's eyes grew wider, if it were even possible. Not just this Asian girl think that her and Luke use to date, but everyone else in town too?

"Oh…um-" but before she could explain to her, the bell above the door jingled, announcing a customer. Lane and Becca turned and saw Lorelai standing in front of the door.

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