Author's Note-
Me: Well, I know that this story is just weird, as usual and that they characters might be out of character but then again, DO YOU THINK THAT I REALLY CARE. WELL, I DON'T kinda, AND THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IT IS YOU PEOPLE WHO READ THIS REVIEW!
Lena: she's still getting over the fact that fan fiction deleted her story
Me: …stupid fan fiction…
Lena: yeah and just saying, she expects reviews from all the people who reviewed in the other one, meaning…Kayko15, almostinsane, element girls, Stormbender, sweetstories11, zukoiscute, Princess Zula (still might be something there but I don't know and correct me in your review or something), random stuff about stuff (kinda, not really, just review), I-luv-inuyasha1012 (I remember it now), Akki818 and some others that she doesn't know since the reviews where DELETED along with the story. So she doesn't know really.
Me: yep and here's the story!
Lena: if you ask me, it's not exactly what they last chapter said that it would be
Me: shut up!
Lena: oh yeah, she went kinda crazy over the idea of the stupid guy Ham or something
Hahn: IT'S HAHN!
Lena: did you hear something?
Me: nope and now on with the story like I said…three minutes ago!
…So, what if everyone was there? And what if everyone was at Solzun, the capital of the Fire Nation and Zuko's the Fire Lord and if Katara was the Fire Lady? And then out of nowhere comes a reunion in other words, D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R!
Katara sat on a bench in one of the many gardens around the palace staring at the moon dressed in a light blue dress wearing a fire nation symbol and water nation symbol necklace. A smile came to her lips as she thought of Yue.
" Why, a lady such as you shouldn't be out here alone," someone said behind her. Katara turned around to see Zhao behind her, smiling evilly.
" What are you doing here? And who invited you?" Katara asked suspiciously.
" That doesn't matter now does it," Zhao answered, coming closer. Katara stood up and simply stared at him.
" Well, if you don't mind, I'll be going now," Katara said and walked by Zhao and towards the door back into the ball.
" Actually, I do mind," he said and grabbed Katara's arm.
" Let go of me," Katara demanded.
" I will, your majesty, after I get what I want," Zhao said, getting closer to her.
" Get away from me!" she yelled and slapped him across the face but that only made him grip onto her harder and get madder.
" Why you little-" he started to say but then, the door open and Zuko stood there, looking at them and time seemed to freeze for 5 seconds. Then-
" Get you hands OFF HER!" Zuko roared as he sent fire at Zhao, causing him to fly back and let go of Katara. Zuko and Zhao then got into a fight and suddenly, Zhao came out of nowhere and grabbed Katara, again.
" Come a step closer and she gets it," Zhao threatened but there was something behind him. As he turned to look, the last thing he saw was darkness.
" Yue!" Katara exclaimed as she saw Yue, still in the same clothes as the last time she saw her, holding a heavy flowerpot, over where Zhao's head was before he went unconscious. " What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be up there or something?"
" I am, but I decided to join the party since everyone was here," Yue answered cheerfully.
" Wanna go get something to drink?" Katara asked.
" Sure," Yue answered and they both walked back in, talking and laughing, forgetting the whole incident that happened and sadly, Zuko too. But he came in after them, after ordering guards to take Zhao to the cells.
" I really can't believe that you let Katara marry the Fire Lord Sokka, I thought you would have killed him or something," Jet laughed as he saw Katara walk in. " hey, who's that girl with the white hair next to her?"
" What girl with white hair?" Sokka asked, looking around as he thought of Yue. " …YUE?"
" Hey," Yue said as she and Katara walked over to Sokka and Jet.
" But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-" Sokka stuttered.
" But what Sokka?" Yue asked, tilting her head to the let, staring at Sokka, wearing a confused look on her face.
" But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but…BUT YOU'RE DEAD YUE! HOW COULD YOU BE HERE?" Sokka said, letting it all out.
" …" Yue was speechless for a few seconds, standing there with her mouth slightly open and everyone else staring at them in silence. " Who are you CALLING DEAD SOKKA?" Yue said, slowly getting louder. " I didn't die, I BECAME A SPIRIT YOU DUMBASS!"
" …" Now it was Sokka's turn to be speechless.
" Okay, wanna go get something to drink Yue?" Katara asked.
" Okay," Yue said happily to Katara, going from an angry mood to a happy one in less than two seconds.
" Let's go then!" Katara said and led her off into the crowd again.
" Nice," Jet laughed, as he looked at an astonished/ surprised/ confused/ many feelings Sokka.
" Well, nice to know that you think that your 'would have been' girlfriend is dead," Zuko commented as he walked over to them.
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOULD HAVE BEEN?" Sokka exploded.
" Well, considering the fact that she was engaged to whatever his name was and then turned into the moon spirit, she would have been your girlfriend if she wasn't engaged to that guy over there and turned into the moon spirit," Zuko explained.
" HEY! I HAVE A NAME OVER HERE YOU KNOW!" the 'guy over there' yelled.
" Hmmm, what was his name, Han or something like that," Zuko wondered.
" What was his name? I can't remember really," Sokka said.
" And you were the one that started to attack him," Jet said.
" Well, the self-absorbed weasel and cares more about the points he gains with Chief Arnook than being with Princess Yue," Sokka said angrily.
" I heard my name!" Chief Arnook said as he walked to them.
" Hey, do you remember Yue's fiancé's name?" Jet asked.
" Um…yes, that…guy, lemme think about that," he said slowly.
" HELLO? I'M RIGHT HERE PEOPLE! MY NAME IS HAHN!" Hahn yelled, waving his hands right in front of them.
" Sorry, can't remember although it's at the tip of my lips," Chief Arnook said, shrugging.
" HAHN, MY NAME IS HAHN YOU STUPID PEOPLE!" Hahn yelled at the top of his lungs.
" Oh, hello father," Yue said as she came back with Katara.
" Why, hello Yue! Didn't expect to see you here," chief Arnook said, giving her a hug. " Do you happen to remember the name of your fiancé?"
" My fiancé? Wasn't his name like Ham or something like that?" Yue said.
" Yeah, but who cares, Ham, Han, Hum, he's a BUM!" Katara said, laughing at what she said.
" That's a good rhyme," Zuko said.
" Thanks," Katara smiled.
" I'M NOT A BUM! OR A HAM! AND WHERE DID HUM COME FROM? I'M HAHN!" Hahn screamed like crazy.
" Excuse me dude, we don't go yelling like crazy in here and if you continue, I'm going to have to throw you out," Zuko said, turning to Hahn and everyone noticing him for the first time.
" BUT LIKE I SAID, MY NAME IS HAHN!" Hahn yelled, going hysterical.
" Zuko, get rid of him or something, he's killing my ears," Katara said, signaling the guards.
" I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!"
" I DON'T THINK I CARE RIGHT NOW SO SHUT UP STUPID BOY!" Yue yelled and slapped him.
" …" Hahn was speechless for three reasons, one, Yue slapped him, two, the slap hurt like hell and three, because of what Yue said.
" GO YUE!" Katara cheered and laughed. " Take the jerk without a life away please!"
" WHAT THE FUCK! I'M NOT A JERK WITHOUT A LIFE! MY NAME IS HAHN!" Hahn yelled as he was dragged away.
" That guy is like so crazy, so, anyone remember what the self-absorbed weasel's name?" Sokka asked.
" HAHN! MY NAME IS HAHN YOU STUPID BASTARD!" Hahn yelled.
" OH MY GOD, SHUTTHEFUCKUP!" Everyone yelled. Yue walked over towards him, ready to slap him but someone else got there first.
" …GO SUKI!" Everyone yelled. Suki looked at them, smiled and bowed. She then turned around to see Hahn with a really, really, really red hand mark on his cheek. He was practically going unconscious from the pain.
" So, what's going on?" Suki asked as she walked over.
" Well, we're sure having a fun time now," Jet said, pointing at the self-absorbed weasel/ Hahn/ stupid boy/ bastard/ bum/ ham/ many other names like jerk without a life.
" True," Suki agreed.
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING HELLHERE SUKI?" Sokka asked.
" What do you mean what am I doing here? It's a reunion you know, everyone is here!" Suki said.
" I know right Sokka, EVERYONE is here, in other words, let me name them for you," Katara said and took a deep breath. " Avatar Aang, Sokka, Katara, Prince Zuko, Uncle Iroh, Admiral Zhao, Auntie Wu, Tea, the mechanist, the YuuYan Archers, Fire Lord Ozai, Princess Zula, Master Pakku, King Bumi, Kana/ Gran-Gran, Suki, Koko, Meng, Master Jeong-Jeong, Jet and the Freedom Fighters (Smeller Bee, Sneers, The Duke, Pipsqueak, and Longshot), Jun, Haru, Avatar Roku, Avatar Kyoshi, Monk Gyatso, Tyro, crazy foaming guy from Kyoshi Island, Fire Lord Solzun, Princess Yue, Momo, Appa, and Chey"
" WOW, that's every single person that we met," Aang, said as he walked over.
" Yeah, I get the feeling I forgot to mention someone," Katara said thoughtfully, looking up at the ceiling.
" Hmmm, I know who you forgot Katara! The CABBAGE MAN!" Aang said, laughing. " I can never get enough of that guy!"
" I remember him, and you're right, he's funny," Zuko said.
" Yeah and who's Chey again?" Jet asked.
" ...I really don't remember, does anyone?" Katara asked. " THAT INCLUDES REVIEWERS AND READERS!"
...Yeah well, TO BE CONTINUED LATER...
Lena: who is Chey?
Me: i really don't know since i got him off distant horizon, gotta check again later
Lena: lazy and i think that Sokka's trying to steal your popcorn and cupcakes, the homemade ones too
Me: WHAT?WHEN I GET YOU SOKKA! YOU'RE SO FRICKEN DEAD!
Lena: yeah well, she's starting to curse a lot now that i think about it, i think it has something to do with FanFiction and the fact that this story is rated T now
Me: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A WARRIOR!
Sokka: SAVE ME!
Zuko: hey, someone else who agrees with us that sokka's a pathetic excuse for a warrior
Jet: hmmm, so true
Haru: even i have to say that
Lena: wow, now REVIEW! she's update as soon as she...finishes getting sokka and beating the hell out of him
Me: YOU'RE SO DEAD YOU FUCKEN GIRL!
Sokka: I'M NOT A GIRL!
Me: YOU SURE ACT LIKE ONE! AND NOT TO MENTION...ACT LIKE ONE! A LOT!
Sokka: HEY!
Zuko, Jet and Haru: so true (sigh) keep up the chasing!
Lena: boys, gosh