Me: Well, good news people, I remembered who Chey is now
Lena: you did not! You found it
Me: be quiet Lena and anyway, it's NOT Zuko's mom almostinsane. Zukoiscute was right, it was that guy that helped Aang escape the Fire Nation soldiers in the episode with Jeong-Jeong. So that's that.
Lena: yeah and she's still insane
Me: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT LENA? I'M THE PRINCESS OF INSANITY AND CRAZINESS!
Lena: oh yeah but that doesn't explain HOW WEIRD YOU ARE SOMETIMES!
Me: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M THE LADY OF WEIRDNESS!
Lena: you made up those titles for yourself
Me: did not
Lena; did too
Me: did not
Lena: did too
Zuko: they're going to go on for a while so let's get on with the chapter and this chapter, my friends, is all about ME!
Me: did n- Zuko!
Zuko: yeah, see you people later! (Runs Away)
Lena: this chapter is about him though
Me: well, this chapter is about him but this is for all the loyal fans that I have for The Crazy Ideas of Me. It's back up people! Knock yourselves out with the old chapter of Pairings for Zuko!
Lena: for those who read it, REREAD IT!
Me: yep and I thank all the people who wrote me a review and for Amberhawk, I GET TORTURED ENOUGH BY MY OWN MATH TEACHER SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR OWN MATH TEACHER!
Lena: …whatever and Stormbender, you're right, Ham was mean
Hahn: IT'S HAHN YOU FRICKEN STUPID NO LIFE WISH YOU WERE ME CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME PEOPLE THAT DESPERATELY NEED TO GET MORE BRAIN CELLS!
Everyone: …GET HAM! (Runs after him)
Hahn: IT'S HAHN AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs for his life)
Me: just as a note, THE CHAPTER WAS CHANGED A BIT!
Pairings and plays for Zuko:
Katara + Zuko equals Zutara (who doesn't like that? If you don't, then you're a disgrace!) Well, you're not a disgrace, I can understand how some people like Kataang, and I do like some, SOME Kataang stories but still, MAJORITY RULES!
Here's what I think would happen:
" Zuko!" Katara, Aang and Sokka exclaimed as they saw him appear at their camp.
" Me?" Zuko asked, sarcastically mocking them.
" RUN Aang!" Katara said to Aang and he went off after Sokka, who was already running away screaming like a little girl.
" Well, I haven't seen you in a while," Zuko said, walking closer to Katara.
" I know you haven't," Katara said, smiling slightly. " What took you so long to find us?"
" Well," Zuko and started to speak. " Uncle ran out of tea so we have to go buy more and then while we just happened to be buying, stupid butt headed 'Admiral Zhao' was also in the market so we stopped and had a cup of tea or two"
" Real nice," Katara laughed. " You had a tea party?"
" Oh yeah," Zuko said sarcastically.
" Well, I hate the stupid monkey face too"
" You're talking about Zhao right?" Zuko asked.
" No duh, would I call your uncle a monkey face?" Katara asked. " And I could never hate your uncle, just get really mad at him like when he locked us in the closet"
" WHAT?" Sokka said as he came running back. " …WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE WITH HIM? AND DID I HEAR YOU GUYS RIGHT?"
" What?" Katara asked innocently.
" YOU…YOU…YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE IN A CLOSET WITH HIM!" Sokka said, pointing at Zuko who had an amused look on his face.
" Well, I was having a pleasant chat with Zuko and I WAS in a closet with him," Katara said.
" Pleasant chat?" Aang asked as he also came back. " He's the enemy though, why you talking to the enemy?"
" Um…getting to know my enemy better?" Katara said. " Well, you always said to know your enemy"
" But…did I hear Sokka right or were you in a closet with Zuko," Aang asked.
" You…you…you bastard! What were you doing in a closet with my sister?" Sokka asked.
" He didn't do anything!" Katara said as Zuko at the same time said, " All I did was kiss her I mean, she's a good kisser for her first time"
" …" Sokka and Aang were speechless and then a few seconds passes. " …(Faints)"
" Wow, they sure took it bad," Katara, said as she and Zuko looked down at them. " Am I a good kisser?"
" Let's find out now," Zuko said as he put his arms around her. Katara giggled as he did so…
Me: the script says you can stop now you know. HEY! PEOPLE! WE HAVE ANOTHER SCENE TO DO YOU KNOW!
Lena: want me to?
Me: go ahead
Lena: okay! OH ZUKO'S FAN GIRLS! I HAVE A ZUKO FOR FREE RIGHT NOW!
Fan girls: where? Where? Where?
Lena: right there
Fan Girls: GET HIM!
Zuko (starts running away): AHHHHHHHHHH!
Yue + Zuko equals two nations combined and no way that the fire nation could attack the water tribes or else they'd be like…something. They'd by ruining their land if Yue and Zuko ever have a child. It would also equal jealousy fits from Sokka and a lot of yelling:
" What are you doing with him Yue?" Sokka asked, looking suspiciously at Zuko as he saw the two of them together holding hands.
" Sokka?" Yue asked, surprised to see Sokka.
" Yue?" Aang and Katara both said, also surprised to see Yue.
" Avatar? Katara? Guy whose name I don't know?" Zuko said.
" What are you doing with her?" Sokka asked and tackled Zuko yelling, " Get you hands off of her!" Zuko and Sokka started to roll around fighting.
" Sokka!" Yue, Aang, and Katara all said at the same time. ("EXTRA BUTTER POPCORN PLEASE!" I said.)
" Get off of him Sokka. STOP IT!" Yue shouted. Sokka looked up at her, surprised at what she had said and got punched hard by Zuko. Zuko stood up with a black eye while Sokka just gaped at Yue, confused.
" Why are you defending him?" Sokka asked. He has two black eyes and many, many cuts.
" Well, I'm engaged to him Sokka," Yue said. Sokka stared at her and five seconds later, a loud thud was heard.
" Well, that sure went well…I guess," Katara said, looking at Sokka in his fainted form.
" You didn't tell him?" Yue asked, her face in a confused but amused look.
" I was getting around to it but I think this way was much better. He got two shocks, you being alive and the fact that you're getting married tomorrow," Katara said, laughing.
" He only got one shock though," Aang said and just as he said that, Sokka woke up.
" YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW?" Sokka asked, eyes wide, mouth open in shock and then…thud.
" That's two," Yue said.
" Okay…but how did you know Katara?" Aang asked.
" Who knew that daydreaming was a good thing?" Katara said. " I was just laying down on the grass in the afternoon and fell asleep. When I woke up, there was no moon in the sky when there was supposed to be a moon"
" Okay but who do we do with him now?" Zuko asked, using his foot to kick Sokka slightly.
" Well, leave him there," Aang said.
" What?" Katara asked.
" Hey, I'm just reading the script you know!" Aang said.
" Oh, good idea, read the script!" Yue said and everyone took out his or her script.
" Well, wanna go eat the extra cake batter?" Zuko asked.
" I LOVE CAKE BATTER!" Aang exclaimed.
" You also love cookie dough," Katara added.
" Don't we all?" Yue asked.
Suki + Zuko equals pain, pain and more pain (especially to Sokka)! And that'd be impossible since how would that happen?
" You're with…with him?" Sokka sputtered, pointing, trying to speak but failing to.
" Yeah, after I found out you were cheating on me for Yue, he suddenly came along," Suki said, pointing to Zuko.
" But Yue is dead…right?" Aang said.
" Well, not exactly since technically, she's up there," Katara said, pointing to the round thing made of cheese up in the sky.
" Why is it I always happen to-" Zuko started to say but the Sokka tackled him and they went off fighting again.
" First you take Yue, now you take Suki? What's wrong with you?" Sokka asked as he punched.
" What's wrong with you?" Zuko asked.
" That's a very good question Zuko," Katara said. " But did you happen to know that Zuko and Sokka were both cheating on you?"
" …WHAT?" Suki exploded in anger and surprised. Sokka stopped in mid punch and the two boys stared at her. " I CAN'T BELIEVE THE TWO OF YOU! YOU'RE SO DEAD!" Suki whipped out her fans and started to walk towards the two boys. " WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?"
" Well, this is sure an interesting day you know," Katara, said to Aang, the two of them laughing as Suki chased Zuko and Sokka around, beating them up.
" And I thought that the North Pole was bad," Aang said. " This script is so useful"
" Well, it says right now that…wait, Zuko was also cheating on me?" Katara said slowly, reading the private message in the script. " OH MY GOD! ZUKO! GET THE HELL OVER HERE!" Katara exploded and went after Zuko.
" Well, this is an interesting day," Aang said, putting his hands behind his head, leaning back against a tree.
" Hey, there he is everyone!" someone in the distance said. Aang looked up to see Koko and his fan club. " GET HIM!" Aang got up and started to run for his life.
Lena: well that went well
Me: yep and next stop, to Auntie Wu's village!
Meng + Zuko equals me going what the fuck or what the hell or what the whatever is going on hereand/or laughing away. It'd also remind of Aang and Sokka going:
" Zuko, I'd never have expected that from you," Sokka said.
" Meng, you're going out with a firebender?" Aang asked.
" I'm not going out with a firebender," Meng said, baffled at what Aang said.
" THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM?" Aang asked.
" Well, I'm talking to the guy that I'm marrying soon," Meng said.
" …" Aang was speechless, once again and then there was a loud thud heard.
" …" Sokka was also speechless and was just gaping at Meng. Katara was surprised but happy for Meng while Zuko was thinking: what did I get myself into?
" Okay now how did this happen?" Sokka asked." First you were engaged to Yue, then you dated Suki, now you're going to marry Meng? What the fuck is happening these days?"
" You're cheating on me for three other girls now Zuko? Oh my god, I can't believe you!" Katara said and ran away crying.
" LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" Sokka yelled as he once again tackled Zuko. " You made my sister cry!"
" I can't believe you Zuko," Yue said.
" Where did you come from?" Zuko asked.
" The sky?" Yue suggested.
" …When did you guys get here? And how?" Sokka asked.
" Moonlight travel, at the speed of light!" Yue said.
" Moonlight travel?"
" Yep," Suki said. " It's quite fun"
" Amazing"
" Hey guys!" Katara said coming back. " Wanna go back to the ball?"
" Sure," Yue said.
" …What just happened here?" Sokka asked.
" Read the script dumbass," Suki said.
" Oh," Sokka answered and started to flip papers, once again.
" Care to join us Zuko?" Katara asked.
" Okay, I wanna get some food anyway," Zuko, said. " Coming Meng? This is a reunion after all"
" Coming," Meng said.
" I have a question though, how did we get here?" Aang asked.
" That's a very good question," Yue said.
" I get the feeling it was the script," Katara said.
" It's all about the script now isn't it?" Zuko said.
" Yeah and the script is cool," Suki said.
" Right…I wonder if Ham is still going to be there," Zuko said.
" ITS HAHN YOU DUMB GAY ASS PEOPLE THAT DON'T FRICKEN KNOW ANYTHING!" someone yelled.
" You hear something?" Katara asked everyone.
" No," the responded and disappeared…through MOONLIGHT travel, only available in the avatar's world so sorry if people in the real world can't use it.
Lena: well, back to the beginning I guess…
Me: yeah AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AGAIN LENA!
Lena: …following my script?
Me: …stupid script…
Lena: so anyway, REVIEW PLEASE PEOPLE! THIS STORY WAS REWRITTEN FOR THE LOYAL FANS OF THE CRAZY IDEAS OF ME!
Me: some fans
Lena; …she's mad today
ME: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A REPORT DUE TOMORROW THAT I DIDN'T START WORKING ON YET! AND THE FACT THAT MY SPANISH HOMEWORK IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
Lena: oh…whatever