Author's Note-
Me: oh, I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING YOU KNOW BUT...i had things to do really
Lena: yeah...right
Me: OH SHUT UP LENA!
Lena: uh huh
ME: grrrrrr smoke appearing
Lena: ok i'm shutting up
Pairings for Sokka but first, since I forgot last time Zuko!
Jun + Zuko equals Uncle going crazy, four or five girls attacking him, one brother and Avatar laughing and one seriously annoyed and aggravated author.
And to make my point to you people, here is what would happen the way I see it:
" …Zuko what…you…her…" Uncle said as he walked in on Zuko and Jun.
" What are you saying uncle?" Zuko asked.
" You're confusing me, first you said you didn't like Jun on the ship, now you go…oh my god, dear Agni, I think I really have lost it!" Uncle said and then ran away.
" What's his problem?" Jun asked.
" Who knows?" Zuko shrugged and they resumed kissing.
Meanwhile, Katara, Aang and Sokka were just finished packing up camp and about to get on Appa when they see an old man running towards them.
" Aren't you Zuko's Uncle?" Katara asked when he got closer.
" Yes, why?" Uncle asks and stopped running to talk.
" Where's Zuko?" Sokka demanded to know.
" Why do we want to find Zuko?" Aang asked.
" He's over there but I wouldn't go there," Uncle said.
" Why?" Aang asked him but he was already gone, running away screaming.
" Let's go see what he's so upset over," Katara suggested and started to walk in the direction Uncle had pointed towards.
" Uh Katara, maybe we shouldn't I mean, he did warn us not to," Sokka said. " And remember what happened last time?"
" Too late, wait up!" Aang shouted and went after Katara.
" Oh why do I bother?" Sokka asked.
" Because you're suppose to and YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING THE ALL MIGHTY SCRIPT!" Katara yelled.
" …Is that in the script?" Aang asked.
" It's in mine…wait, is it in yours Sokka?" Katara asked.
" Uh…no, it didn't even tell me what you were going to say," Sokka said, flipping pages.
" …What an interesting script, it can see the future," Aang said. " Reminds me of Auntie Wu"
" Psh, as if. You guys still believe the old hag?" Sokka asked, forgetting the script.
" Don't call her that and you shouldn't be jealous Sokka. Not everyone has the gift you know," Katara said.
" …Oh yeah like she has the gift uh huh. SHE'S JUST A FRAUD!" Sokka exploded.
" CUT!" someone yelled.
" What now?"
" You're not following the script," the director said.
" WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID SCRIPT?" Sokka shouted. " I MEAN REALLY? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT?"
" Oh yeah, everyone else cares about it," Zuko said, walking over with a donut in his hand.
" Oh, is that Boston Cream?" Aang asked, eyes wide staring at it.
" Oh yeah, they came out of nowhere. I was reading my script when it said 'behind you is a box of donuts, give them out to everyone except Sokka' so I did, and you know what, in the box is about…dozens of them from Dunkin' Donuts"
" Okay guys, take…10," the director said.
" Donuts?" Aang asked.
" I think he means number Aang," Katara said.
" Both," the director said and left towards the donut along with everyone else.
" God…" Sokka said and went off mumbling to himself. "…Stupid director…gay ass Zuko…fricken script…damn WHOEVER THE FUCKING HELL WROTE IT!" Silence greeted his words and out of nowhere, hooded figures appeared. The people with the donuts stepped back a foot or two, following their script.
" No one…and we mean NO ONE! It doesn't matter if you're the most special person in the world, insults the script. The script is a sacred thing, written by her…and if you insult the script, you insult her," one of the figures, assuming that it was the leader spoke.
" Who's her?" Sokka asked, in his stupid moronic idiotic usual way. Everyone gasped.
" How could you not know who she is?" Katara asked.
" I know right, I didn't think that you were that stupid," Zuko agreed.
" So who is this she?" Sokka asked and everyone gasped once more.
" She, is the all mighty powerful one who wrote the sacred powerful script," another hooded figure said.
" This stupid bs thing?" Sokka asked, holding it up by two fingers. And once again, everyone gasped.
" YOU DO NOT INSULT THE SCRIPT!" one of the hooded figures shouted and lunged forward with a dagger in it's, only to be stopped by two others.
" WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME!" Sokka exclaimed.
" She could have, if we didn't stop her by order of the script," one of the two figures holding the hooded figure with the dagger said.
" Hey, by order of the script," the dagger guy said.
" …The script told you to attack me yet told them to stop you, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?" Sokka asked. And yet again, silence greeted his words. Then, one of the hooded figures stepped forward and punched Sokka, who ended up flying back a few…hundred…yards? Okay fine, feet.
" No one insults the script and if you have a problem with it, you say it to my face," she said.
" And who the hell are you?" Sokka asked, after coming back.
" He's a real idiot for not knowing you know, I mean even Ham knows," Zuko said, rolling his eyes.
" IT'S HAHN!" someone yelled.
" SO WHO THE FUCKIN HELL ARE YOU?" Sokka asked. " YOU FRICKEN STUPID DAMN GIRL!" Her answer was this time, a cheap shot kick.
" You are one stupid NO BRAIN, IDIOTIC MORON THAT NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO INSULT PEOPLE BETTER! And I'm Lena remember?" Lena said, removing her mask.
" …" Sokka said and then fainted.
" Now gimme a donut," Lena said.
" All hail the script!" everyone said and…ate to it. The hooded figures removed their hoods and all ate. They turned out to be other people from the show.
" That was some drastic entrance you know," Katara said to Suki, who was the one with the dagger.
" Yeah well, the script said that," Suki answered.
" It never ceases to amaze me," Uncle said.
" EVERYONE BACK ON SET!" the director yelled. " AND THAT WAS 20 MINUTES! WE'RE FILMING LIVE THIS TIME"
" When did we start filming live?" Aang asked.
" …I really don't know BUT IT'S IN THE SCRIPT SO MOVE IT PEOPLE!"
…Thirty minutes later…
" Action!" the director shouted.
" Wait," someone said. " It's lights, camera and then action"
" …" The direction was getting very aggravated and pissed at everyone. " Fine, take 1,289,673,967,392,759. Lights, camera, ACTION!"
Katara (walks in to see Zuko and Jun kissing): Oh my god Zuko! You're still cheating on me?
Zuko (breaks up kissing with Jun): No, I'm not cheating on you I'm uh…uh…
Jun: wasn't this your girlfriend?
Zuko: No, yes, no, yes, was, is, yeah
Katara: (walks up to Zuko and goes SLAP. Then takes out a cell phone)
" I have a question. Are they supposed to have cell phones back then?" someone in the audience called out. (Audience?)
" Uh…what's happening these days?" the director said, smacking himself with his script. " YES THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE CELL PHONES! IT'S IN THE SCRIPT CAN'T YOU PEOPLE READ? Continue please"
Katara: Yeah…ok…uh huh…Jun…right…see you then (closes phone)
Zuko: who did you just call?
Katara: No one really, just some friends (five seconds later, Suki, Yue, and Meng appears out of nowhere)
Zuko: Nooooooo (gets up and starts running away)
Suki (grabs Zuko's shirt): is it true?
Zuko (trying to lie): What's true?
Yue: the fact that you're cheating on all of us again for another girl?
Meng: I know right, and this time it's Jun?
Jun: You're dating four other girls. Oh wow and you so don't deserve them
Katara: I claim first hit!
Zuko: first what? (Smack)
Suki: I want second (wham)
Yue: I'm getting third (bam)
Meng: I might be last but who cares (kick)
Everyone: ooooooooo
Jun: Who does care as long as it's good?
Sokka and Aang: (laughing)
…Fire hours later…
" Well, that's perfect. Everyone can leave for the day now," the director said. Zuko's answer was a moan.
" Oh he'll be fine," Katara said.
" Ha, now who's on the floor in pain?" Sokka asked.
" You?" Yue asked.
" Huh?" Sokka said and a second later he was on the floor.
" I'll be getting away now," the director said. " You can take over second director, my shift is over for now"
" Okay," the second director said. " Let's get going people, Star Wars is filming here next" Turning around, there was Darth Vader eating donuts.
" Hey, you still owe me five dollars," Meng said.
" Let's go Meng," Katara said.
" What about Zuko?" Meng asked.
" Oh just leave him," Suki said.
" I get the feeling he didn't learn his lesson though," Yue said.
" How? There's no more girls right?" Katara asked.
" I'm looking forward to beating him up again though, for any reason," Meng said.
" Yeah, me too, this is a great way to practice my fighting," Suki added.
" Come on Aang and Sokka," the director said, but they were still laughing.
" When they going to die of laughter?" Yue asked.
" At this rate, soon"
" Let's get going, Sokka's treating us to pizza at the new place that opened downtown," Suki said.
" I am?" Sokka asked.
" Cool, let's go Sokka," Aang said.
" Now that you say it, I'm coming," Zuko said, all of a sudden better.
Me: R&R plz!
Lena: yeah
Zuko: want pizza? sokka was really rich i mean, we went crazy there...and we still are
Lena: hey, ZUKO ATE THE LAST PEPPERONI SLICE!
Everyone: WHAT? GET HIM!
Zuko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lena: wait, he has the last pepperoni slice
Everyone: ...GET HIM!
Zuko: IT'S MINE! BACK OFF! agni kai starts between him and iroh
Iroh: I don't want to hurt you zuko, BUT GIVE US THE SLICE!
Zuko: NEVER!
Yue: can we call his dad in?
Suki; already did
Me: ...uh oh...