Author's Note:
Me: now it's pairings for Sokka for real this time!
Lena: yeah right
Me: IT IS NOW SHUT UP LENA AND GETS OUT OF THIS STORY!
Lena: uh huh and is that proper English, gets out?
Me: …OUT! NOW! OUT!
Lena: hey, that's not in the script
Me: …
Zuko: um… let's just get on to Sokka getting beaten up
(A)Zula: hey, I'm not in this part
Me: is your name Azula or Zula?
(A)Zula: …I don't even know myself
Sokka: what kind of people doesn't even know their own name? Do you even know her name Zuko?
Zuko: uh…
Katara: wow, that's sad Zuko, we have an excuse at least
Zuko: can we just get to see Sokka getting beaten up?
Yue: yeah I mean, I didn't spend three hours waiting to get out of costume to go shopping you know
Suki: but you got to admit it was fun
Yue: true
Lena: yeah well, we'll find out your sister's name soon enough…although I think it's Azula
Me: …we're going to have to wait…until March 17 at 8:00pm eastern time here to see and SHE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE IN THE FIRST EPISODE!
Lena: …we'll just leave her as Zula then for now, ALTHOUGH I STILL THINK IT'S AZULA!
Me: I THINK IT'S…what do I think?
Lena: …idiot
Zuko: CAN WE GET THE STORY STARTED? I WANT TO SEE SOKKA GETTING BEATEN UP…AGAIN!
Lena: he already got beaten up a lot of times on set I mean, SOMEONE purposely kept messing up to do that scene over and over again
Suki: all hail the mighty script
Sokka: …stupid script…
Everyone: (gasp)
Sokka: what?
Lena: oh look, hooded figures appeared again but it's not us this time…hey, are they the real Keepers of the Script?
Katara: …no, they're the Guardians of the Keeper of the Script
Me: no, they're the Protector of the Guardians of the Keeper of the Script
Zuko: I thought they were the Protectors of the Guardians of the Keeper of the Script's Writer's Writer
Sokka: …WHAT'S GOING ON AND HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW THIS STUFF?
Lena: …um, let's talk about this later Sokka since this is still the Author's Note and YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD FOR NOT KNOWING THIS STUFF! DO YOU NOT READ THE SCRIPT'S AUTHOR'S NOTE'S PAGE…s
Sokka: …
Zuko: okay you know what, FORGET YOU GUYS, I'M STARTING THIS CHAPTER ALREADY! HERE IT IS:
PAIRINGS FOR SOKKA!
Sokka + Suki equals liking each other since I don't think that they really loved each other. Or it could just equal disaster
Sokka + Yue equals jealousy
Sokka + Katara equals EW, EW, EW, EW and impossible and EWWWWWWWW! But I just thought about it, which is EWWWWWWWW
Sokka + Meng equals whoa, whoa, WHOA!
Sokka + Jun equals OH MY GOD OH MY GOD EW, EW, EW AND EWWWWWWWW
Now, here's the ball scene with everyone there having a blast (literally to Zhao, he got a fiery blast alright)
" Suki, you look so different without your make up," Sokka said as he looked at Suki.
" Is that a problem?" Suki asked.
" N-no," Sokka said quickly, shaking his head.
" Good," Suki said and as she did, Katara and Yue walked in with Zuko behind them.
" Yue?" Sokka said, totally surprised even more. " Aren't you like?"
" Can I have a donut?" someone asked as he walked on the set.
" CUT!" the director yelled. "YO, Darth Vader, don't go walkin' on the set while we're filmin' you know"
Darth Vader pulled out his light saber and pointed it towards the director. " Whacha say?"
" …When did you say whacha?" Katara asked. " In all the movies I watched of you, never did that happen"
" It's in the script"
" Oh"
" So can I have a donut?"
" Okay," Zuko said. " What would you like? Chocolate frosting? Chocolate? Glazed? Powdered? Jelly? Boston Cream?"
" Hey, those are MINE," Aang said.
" This one with the strawberry frosting that looks like a Boston Cream but I forgot the name, coconut, blueberry…"
" Where did all these donuts come from?" Yue asked.
" …I don't know so anyway, vanilla, sprinkles, banana, or hey, I never knew there was ice cream in donuts"
" I WANT ONE!" Everyone yelled.
" Later, so which one you want?" Zuko asked.
" …I'll take…dammit, this is so hard to choose," Darth Vader said.
" I know right, that's why I'm eating one of each," Zuko said.
" Why does he get and not me?" Sokka asked.
" Because the script says so and hey, we also got munchkins too"
" You know what, take a 20 and go," the director said, giving up.
" Donuts?" Aang asked.
" …I think it's minutes Aang," Katara said.
" I knew that"
" Oh sure," Sokka said and just as he did, Fire Lord Ozai entered the room…dun…dun…DUN!
" Wassup Ozai, long time no see," Darth Vader said in a…friendly partially drunkin' old friends way.
" …" Everyone was speechless, as usual.
" Hmmm, is a day that long of a time for you?" Ozai asked.
" Well, between the light traveling in the space ship and all…yeah"
" I see that you're still the same"
" You…you're…friends?" Zuko asked.
" Yep, he was my best friend since we were kids," Ozai said.
" …" Was all that…couldn't be heard from everyone?
" …Wait, Anakin Skywalker and something Ozai…or was it Ozai something…whatever, friends? Wow," Sokka said. " As if this day couldn't' get any weirder.
" Oh I remember you now, we used to all get in trouble together," Iroh said.
" …" From everyone else again
" Um guys, can we get a move on here? I mean, we can do this after this is filmed, take a seat you two since you're not in it," the director said.
" Okay," Darth Vader and Ozai said and went to the back.
" ACTION!"
" It's-" Everyone started.
" I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW!"
" Yue? Aren't you dead though?" Sokka asked.
" What?" Yue asked and slapped him. " You don't just call a person dead if they're standing right in front of you Sokka!"
" But didn't you like, turned into the moon spirit or something?"
Yue slapped him again. " Oh yeah, this is such a great greeting," she said and slapped him again.
" Hey, stop slapping Sokka," Suki said.
" Why do you care?"
" Because I'm his girlfriend"
" …I'm gone fore a month and you've already got a girlfriend?" Yue said and then SMACK.
" I thought you were dead," Sokka said, clutching his cheek.
" That's a great excuse Sokka," Katara said.
" Hey Yue, when did you get here?" Aang asked.
" Just now," Yue said.
" Cool, want some food? There's a ton over there"
" Aang, aren't you like surprised that she's still alive?" Sokka said.
" When did she die?"
" She didn't technically die Sokka she became a spirit," Katara said.
" Even I know that Sokka and you kissed her, you're just sad," Zuko said.
" How do you know that?" Sokka asked.
" You're so stupid; you're not up to date with anything," Zuko said, rolling his eyes. " LEARN TO READ THE SCRIPT DAMMIT!"
" You kissed her?" Suki asked.
" No, she kissed me," Sokka said, pointing at Yue like a little child and being well, childish.
" Did not, you kissed me and liked me first," Yue said, defending herself.
" You…you…I can't believe you Sokka, I thought that you…you…" words didn't work for Suki so she resorted to such things that I will type as unomanopia words (how do you spell it by the way?). SMACK, BAM, WHAM, SLAP
" That so works," Katara said. When Suki was through, Sokka was on the floor in pain.
" I thought when he got beat up by them last time was bad but hey, this is much better. Want to go dance Zuko?" Katara asked.
" Sure," he answered and took her hand and led her to the dance floor and starts to dance among other people.
" Tsk, tsk Sokka, I thought you would have learned after what happened to Zuko. He was cheating on four, no five girls and look what happened to him. I think we'll just leave you here now," Meng said.
" Let's go dance," Yue said and they all went off. Zula is dancing with Jet, Haru is with Yue, Zuko is with Katara, Meng is with Teo, Uncle is with Gran Gran, and many other people are there and I don't remember who but they're there. And then, someone trips and human dominos, here we come.
" AHHHHHH!" the people falling screamed.
" Ah, get off of me Jet, get off, and get off get off," Katara yelled.
" Get off of me Sokka, GET OFF! Someone help me and get this loser off!" Zula yelled.
" Who the fricken hells are you? Wait, you're a fan girl, AHHHHHH!" Zuko yelled, got up and started running away with a herd of girls chasing after him.
" Wait Zuko!" one shouted.
" I love you Zuko!" another screamed.
" Zuko, come back!" some ugly one called.
" Get him!" an uglier one yelled.
And all the people not on the floor trying to get someone else off himself or herself were laughing their ass off.
" Where did my POPCORN GO?" the director asks and looks behind her." SOKKA! GIMME BACKS MY POPCORN AND THOSE!"
" I'm innocent," Sokka said as he threw the popcorn in Jet's lap and puts hands in air.
" She did it!" Jet said. " I mean he, wait, no I mean she!"
" Yo, I AIN'T A SHE, YOU ARE JETINA!" Sokka yelled.
" SPEAK FOR YOURSELF Sokka…rella, SOKKARELLA!"
" …Sokka isn't a Cinderella no matter what," the director said.
" True…but I can't think of anything else at the moment," Jet said.
" So anyways, YOU PEOPLE STOLE MY POPCORN! GET BACK HERE YOU SISSIES!" The directory said and starts to chase the two of them around the set which was a giant palace-ish place and didn't notice anything else…
…With Katara…
As Katara stood up,someone grabs her from behind. She turned around to see Zhao and yelled, "Ahhh, monkey face!"
…Back with the Director chasing Sokka and Jet…
" Did you hear something like 'monkey face' just now?" The director asked, stopping for a moment.
" No," Jet and Sokka both said, taking deep breaths.
" Okay whatever now get back here you popcorn thieves!" The director said and resumed chasing after them.
…Katara…
" Monkey face?" Zhao said in shock. " Is that in the script?"
" No, but it's called improvising and I think that it's perfect don't you think?" Katara said sweetly.
" Why you little-" Zhao started but Katara stomped on his foot and starts running away. " Get back here! "
…Zuko…
" Stop them really and how did they get in here?" Zuko asked as he ran by the Director.
" Well, it's obvious, they snuck in," The Director said.
" Oh my fuckin god, do something before I fricken die!" Zuko yelled. The Director pulled out a remote and hit pause. Everything stops moving and Zuko stares behind him to see a fan girl just about to jump on him.
" Oh my GOD!" Zuko said and jumps away.
" I suggest you go find Jun and hire her to get rid of these girls and paralyze them so that they'd stop attack you. Or you could get security but they won't help. I need to you in this story you know"
" Why can't you just make them go away?"
" Because they're funny and better get going," the director said and hit play.
" Zuko! Get back here!" the ugliest one of them all shouted.
" I love you!" a pretty one shouted.
" Hey, you're that girl that shot Cupid's arrow at Zuko but missed by like…I don't' know, maybe A LOT OF FRICKEN FEET? AND THAT WAS MY CUPID ARROW! GET BACK HERE WITH THE BOW!" Lena shouted, coming out of nowhere. So Lena is chasing one fan girl and fan girls are chasing Zuko.
…Katara…
Meanwhile with Katara, she's running for her life away from Zhao while Zhao is running after her to probably…I don't' know, something. Zuko just happened to have stopped and saw Katara run by him with Zhao closely behind her.
" What?" he said totally confused and not comprehending what was happening but had no time to think since the fan girls caught up with him.
" There he is!" The all shouted. So then, they started their game of chasing once again.
" Ha, I got you!" Zhao said.
" Ah, get away from me Monkey Face!" Katara shrieked.
" Call me monkey face again and you're"
" Fine, get away from me Monkey HEAD!" Katara said, knowing what he was going to say already and wasn't going to bother letting him finish. But when she finished he slapped her. Katara was in shock, then five seconds later when the shock wore away and she realized what happened, you're probably tired of me going like this and making you just read this aimless and useless thing that shouldn't really even be here, and then she started going crazy…
" Why…that's no way to treat your QUEEN! Hey, GUARDS!" Katara shouted and guards come out of nowhere and tackled Zhao away from Katara. " Take him away to the dungeon and get him away from me right now"
" When I get out," Zhao started once again.
" Shut up Monkey Face!" Katara snapped.
" Oh you little," Zhao started yet once again but Lena came out of nowhere, pretended to zipper his lips, locked it up and threw away the key.
" Mmmmm, hmmm, humph, hmm," Zhao (what's the word?) tried to speak.
" Thank you," Katara said.
" You're so welcome now, I have to go find that fan girl who stole my cupid arrows and bows that I stole from Cupid the other day," Lena said." You might wanna save Zuko from the fan girls"
" How many fan girls does he have?"
" Um…Melissa, Kelly, Jamie, Brittany, cake stealer, camera thief, robber, Michelle, Ella, Jessica, ugly head, crazy fanatic, um…a lot"
" Oh they are so not getting him," Katara said and went off on her own way.
" There's about five groups, the crazy, stupid, pretty, ugly and who knows what and they have about twenty girls in each!" Lena added before going off to find the one that stole the Cupid's bow.
…Zuko and the Invasion of the Fan girls…
" Jun!" Zuko said as he slid by the doorway of the room that Jun was in.
" Yeah?" Jun asked, seeing Zuko.
" Can you help me here?"
" How, what and why?"
" I have fan girls behind me and I want you to get your pet whatever it is to knock them out and I'll give you one thousand gold pieces to knock out all hundred of them"
" Deal, lemme go get him, be right back"
" Hurry up!" Zuko said and saw that the fan girls found him once again. " WAIT, GET BACK HERE IN 30 SECONDS AND I'LL GIVE YOU A THOUSAND GOLD PIECES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
…Five minutes later…
The fan girls were all paralyzed and thrown in the dungeons.
" Oh my god, it's Zhao," one of the fan girls said.
" Ahhh, get away monkey face," Melissa said.
" Mmmmmmmmmmmm," Zhao answered.
" Oh good, he can't talk, now, what's plan z?" Jamie asked.
" I thought we were on plan y," Ella said.
" We past that like just now," Jessica said.
" Oh my gosh, plan z, that's Zuko's letter!" Michelle said.
" That's why it's the last one and the best one, now, how do we get out of here," Melissa asked.
" We have ways but we have to de-paralyze first you know," Ella said.
" Well, that's in an hour, let's talk," Kelly said. " I broke like five nails out there just now…"
Help me! Zhao thought.
Me: okay you know you love me so review
Lena: coughcough
Me: shut up Lena
Lena: i didn't say anything
Me: sure you didn't
Lena: I DIDN'T! i coughed
Me: ...wtf?
Lena: angel with a halo on top
Me: yeah right you are
Lena: REVIEW PLEASE! She has the next chapter written but she's not giving it until she gets at least...i dont' know, 7 reviews maybe?
Me: yeah whatever.