Me: what's up people?
Lena: whatever so anyways…
Zuko: why did we have to do this chapter? I got hurt when we were making this
Katara: you always get hurt anyways
Lena: I know right
Me: So anyways, here's:
Pairings for AangAang + Katara equals Kataang and Zutara fans going nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Zutara is better (I don't mean any offense to Kataang fans you know I mean I respect you and all, and I read Kataang stories) and Kataang fans going crazy and celebrating eventually leading to a world war over the pairing.
Aang + Meng equals that works only thing is that MENG IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU! (I don't know why I think that)
Aang + Jun equals nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aang + Yue equals (choke, choke) oh my god, hell nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and not right
Aang + Suki equals one jealous guy, three guys beating each other up for taking someone's girlfriend, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aang + Koko (from Kyoshi Island) equals jealous girls, shouting, arguing and a lot of pain (But it's still good)
Aang + Mary Sues equals I never wanna think about that since that's never going to happen ever, ever, ever, ever since that's so not right. And if that did happen with Aang, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (But actually, that'd be funny)
Now, let's get down to the story all right. But here's just what would happen with Aang and Suki:
" …You're cheating on me?" Sokka asked.
" You cheated on me," Suki said.
" But you're with baldy?" Zuko asked.
" Yeah"
Zuko and Sokka stared at her before fainting. Then Jet comes in out of nowhere.
" Why they on the floor?" Jet asked.
" Because they just found out that Suki's going out with Aang," Katara said.
" …SHE IS? I THOUGHT…what? Suki is going out with Aang…OH MY FUCKING GOD! THAT'S WORSE THAN WHEN-WHEN-WHEN-WHEN-" Jet couldn't even say what it was worse than since when he did think of it, he fainted.
" Wow, it's so easy to make them faint," Suki said.
" I know right, now script, gimme my bison whistle back, I did what you wanted me to do," Aang said.
" And gimme my fans," Suki added. (POOF) smoke appearing and when it cleared, Aang's bison whistle and Suki's fans were back/
" Okay NEXT SCENE PEOPLE!" the Director yelled.
Aang and Katara:
" Katara, you dumped me for him? FOR BALDY OVER THERE?" Zuko asked, heartbroken.
" Hey! PEOPLE STOP CALLING ME BALDY!" Aang yelled.
" WELL SORRY BUT IT'S IN THE SCRIPT!" Zuko yelled back. " So anyways"
" Yeah, I'm sorry Zuko but you were cheating on me for…four other girls, I can't stand that, although I do love beating you up," Katara said.
" A while ago I would have preferred Katara with Aang but now, I think that her being with you really brings fun to the days," Sokka said to Zuko.
" I heard that!" Aang said.
" Sokka!" Katara said.
" It's true, Zuko's cool- (er) than Aang," Sokka said.
" I understand, excuse me then," Zuko said as he walked away.
" Wow, he took it pretty well," Aang, said.
You're so stupid sometimes Aang, now lemme see, popcorn here, and in 5…4…3…2…1, Sokka thought and when he got to one, Zuko came out of nowhere and tackled Aang.
" YOU DON'T DESERVE HER YOU STUPID BALD AVATAR WHO'S WAY TO OLD FOR HER IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT!" Zuko yelled.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Aang yelled.
Katara just stood there staring at them while Sokka was watching the fight in interest.
" Well, where's my cell phone?" Katara asked and pulls it out and does speed dial number 5. " Hey Jet, still want to go out next Friday? I'll meet you there then, okay, see you then"
" Jet?" Sokka asked.
" Yeah"
" Don't you hate him though?"
" Well, first, its not that I want a boyfriend you know, it's more like the fact that I like boys fighting over me, now, can you pass the popcorn? This is an interesting fight"
" Um…why do I get the feeling that this is going to be a long day?"
" Cut, that's perfect," The Directory said. "…I SAID CUT ZUKO AND AANG!"
" Oh leave them, they're good like that," Sokka said.
" I know right, let's get everyone else over," Katara said.
" Hmm, I bet you it's going to be a tie," Suki said, coming over.
" Really? I bet Zuko's going to win," Yue said.
" I bet Aang is," Meng said.
" Amazing you people, now, more popcorn?" Sokka asked, holding out the humongous bowl.
" Sure," Everyone said and ate.
…Three hours later…
" Are they done yet?" the Director asked.
" Nope," everyone said.
" I'm so speeding this up, it's taking forever," the Director said.
" What?"
" How?" Sokka asked.
" Lemme get my cell phone out, here we go, now, where's the fast forward button?" the Director said and clicked it.
" Wow, look at them move so fast," Katara said.
" It's more like a blur," Sokka said.
" Oh look, they're stopping," Yue said. Aang and Zuko were looking at each other before both falling down on the ground, exhausted and unable to fight.
" I guess I win," Suki said.
" You do, now let's get going now, wake up guys," the Director said.
" What?" Aang and Zuko said.
" Aang and Meng now! "
" Huh?" everyone asked but in a few seconds, they were poofed from the set onto a different one…
" Hey Aang, what are you doing tomorrow?" Meng asked.
" Nothing really, want to hang out?" Aang asked.
" You know that I do," Meng said.
" Yeah, I'll get you later," Aang said.
…Thirty Minutes Later…
" Meng?" Aang asked as he walked into Auntie Wu's house/whatever it is really. (What is it?) But as he walked in, he saw Meng kissing Zuko. "…Meng, what are you doing?"
" Oh, uh…" Meng said, breaking away from Zuko.
" Uh, when did u get here?" Zuko asked.
" How did this happen?" some random person from the audience asked.
" Shut up!" The director yelled. " We're filming here. Continue Aang"
" How could you?" Aang asked.
" Well, first of all, you were going out with Katara and I can still see that you still like her and-" Meng said.
" Zuko was cheating on you before though," Aang pointed out.
" So were you," Meng said.
" Zuko, where did you go?" Katara asked and walked into the room. " Oh my god, you're still cheating on all of us?" Katara took out cell phone and hits speed dial number 2 while Zuko started to run away but five seconds later…
" Wassup Zuko, didn't you learn anything yet?" Suki asked.
" I know right and Aang, I can't believe you, you're also cheating? Tsk, tsk," Yue said.
" I know right," Katara said.
" She's too good for you too," Jun added. The girls then dog-piled Zuko and Aang and started to beat them up as usual.
" Well, I think it's time for us to go back to the castle scene and skip the other pairing shows since it's kinda obvious of how the other ones would turn out. Call me evil all you want but no one is going to get Zuko unless I say so, so don't bother trying Kiselldra (one of my reviewers for The Crazy Ideas of Me. I was going to take her out but decided to leave it there since it was part of the story before it got deleted so incase that person ever reads my story she'll always be there) since you'll never succeed, not when I'm alive!" Katara said.
…Revenge of the Fan Girls…
" Everyone, I have to say that I have had a crazy life and ever since I met Katara, everything became crazier but I can deal with it and I have to say-" Zuko started to speak but then Lena came running into the room (somehow).
" Oh my god… the…fan girls…" She said, out of breath.
" What?" everyone asked.
" Fan girls? That's not in the script," Katara said.
" I know but this is an emergency. The fan girls escaped, RUN!" Lena yelled as the fan girls come bursting into the room.
" There he is!" one girl shouted.
" Get him!" another yelled.
" I love you!" one screamed.
" Run!" the Director yelled. No one moves and looks at each other not sure of what to do. " MOVE IT PEOPLE BEFORE THE FAN GIRLS GET TO YOU I MEAN THEY'RE NOT GOING TO STOP WHEN THEY'RE AFTER…ZUKO!" Everyone scrambles around trying to find the nearest exit.
" Locked? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" The all said when the doors were all locked.
" Well, looks like we're running," Katara said.
" Huh?" Sokka asked.
" Move it Sokka," everyone said, ran by him, trampling him also as they ran.
" Well, this is a huge place, we'll have like…a chance of surviving in the castle," Yue said.
" This is a castle?" Sokka asked. His answer was a smack.