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A Poem about Munch

He is

Tall. Like the Wind.

He is

Dark. Like a lamp.

He is

Handsome. Like a rat.

He is

Thin. Like a zebra.

He is

Smart. Like a fish.

He is

Mysterious. Like an open book.

He is

Loved. Like Paris Hilton.

He is

Munch. Like Munch.

I am deeply, deeply sorry to anyone who is a Munch fan…I love Munch too and I guess this is kind of insulting him but my friend is an insane Munchkin and she liked it…so don't yell at me.