Author's Note-
Me: sorry for the slow update...next one's gonna be faster
Lena: hopefully
Me: shut up Lena. THIS CHAPTER WAS FOR...ALL THOSE WHO WERE LOYAL TO THE CRAZY IDEAS OF ME BEFORE WHEN I FIRST WROTE IT AND ALL!
Pairings for Meng
Meng + Aang equals cute couple but I still think that he SO DOESN'T DESERVE HER!
Meng + Zuko equals disaster, Zuko getting beat up, me laughing all the way, people going what? And of course, some jealous people
Meng + Sokka equals WTF, jealousy, me laughing all the way and weirdness
Meng + Haru equals when did that happen?
Meng + Jet equals that's impossible since how would that happen?
Meng + FIRE LORD OZAI equals oh my god, how did that happen, and a lot of other stuff that will lead to disaster and is impossible but you could always think about it and just imagine…EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Meng + anyone else equals better be someone her age or near her age and not like uncle Iroh or something.
Now, on with the stories:
Meng and Aang
" How did that happen Katara?" Sokka asked.
" I don't know but I think they look nice together don't you think?" Katara answered.
" Yeah, she had like the biggest crush on him"
" Oh well, but you know what?"
" What?"
" She's too good for him"
" HEY!" Aang said as he came out of nowhere.
" Oh yeah, she should get someone better," Katara said, acting as if Aang wasn't there.
" Who then?" Sokka asked.
" I don't know"
" Hello! I can hear you ya know" Aang said, jumping up and down waving his hands in front of them.
" How about Zuko?" Sokka suggested.
" What?" Aang and Katara said together.
" Oh yeah, that will be funny"
" She's already with Zuko though," Katara said.
" What?" Aang asked eyes widened.
" Oh, hi Aang," Katara said. " Didn't see you there"
" Where's Meng?" Aang asked.
" Right there," Katara said and pointed over there and there is Zuko with Meng, talking happily. Aang looked over there and fainted after five seconds.
" Is he out?" Katara asked.
" I think so," Sokka said.
" When he finds out that they were only talking about Aang and the fact that they weren't going out, that's going to be disaster"
" I know right," Sokka said and the both of them shook their heads and laughed.
Meng and Zuko:
The minute Aang sees them together, he faints.
" Wow," Katara said.
" How many times has he fainted in this person's head?" Sokka asked.
" A lot," Zuko said.
" Was it me?" Meng asked.
" Nah, just shock," Zuko said.
" Want to go grab some popcorn? There's a lot right there," Katara said.
" Sure," everyone said, and grabbed some popcorn and start eating.
" Ah Ha!" the Director said as she jumped out of her hiding spot. " So you people are the popcorn thieves. I caught you…popcorn handed!"
" I didn't do it," everyone said and held their hands up, dropping their popcorn.
" What did you guys do to Aang?" the Director asked.
" He fainted over the fact that Zuko's going out with Meng," Katara said.
" You shouldn't have said that"
" Why not?"
" The fan girls are here and I think that they fainted. When they wake up, not going to be good"
" Not my problem"
" You're right, more popcorn?"
Meng and Sokka" Oh my god, first you cheat on me for Zuko, now my best friend?" Aang asked.
" Oh yeah," Meng said.
" Disaster," Zuko whispered to Katara. Katara giggled and the two of them watched in excitement.
" How could you?" Aang asked.
" Well, you weren't exactly the best boyfriend and you were cheating on me you know," Meng said.
" I…I…"
" Hold on," Meng said as her cell phone rang.
" When did you get a cell phone?" Katara asked.
" A while, now hold on…uh huh…yeah…but today's Friday, I have things to do…maybe later then…ok, bye," Meng said and shuts the phone.
" Who was that?"
" Oh, just Jet"
" What did he want?"
" He asked if he wanted to meet me later"
" Really?" Katara asked, thinking fast.
" Yeah, and you know what Sokka? You're not really my type"
" I'm NOT? THEN WHO IS?" Sokka asked.
" Jet," Meng said simply.
" WHAT?" Katara asked, surprised.
" What?" Meng asked, shrugging.
" Oh, when I get my hands on you Jet…are you going out with him?"
" Yeah"
" Dead…kill you…dammit…" Katara stalked off muttering.
" Wait up," Zuko said as he ran to catch up to her.
" Are they back together?" Sokka asked.
" Yeah, didn't you know?" Aang said.
" Since when?" Sokka asked.
" That's why I'm dumping you by the way you're too oblivious to things going on see ya later!" Meng said and walked away.
" I don't get girls," Aang said.
" I don't get them," Sokka said.
Meng and Jet:
Meng and Jet were walking around when they see Katara and Zuko.
" Oh hey Katara," Meng said.
" Hey Meng, what you…" Katara said when she saw Jet. " YOU!"
" Me?" Jet asked.
" You're such a…" Katara started. Sometimes actions speak for words so Katara attacks him and starts to beat him up. " You're such a…a…a…I don't know how to describe you but you blew me off dammit"
" You were going to go out with her?" Meng asked and stares at Jet while Katara was beating him up. " Man…all of you guys are such (beep, beep, beep)"
" …" Everyone stared at her.
" You're right you want to take care of him. I got better things to do, see ya," Katara says and walks off leaving Meng to beat up Jet.
Okay, girls can be very weird sometimes, Zuko thought as he walked away.
" Hey Haru," Meng said an hour later.
" Hey Meng, want to get something to drink?" Haru asked.
" Sure"
" How did that just happen?" Sokka asked.
" She went out with three guys in one day, must of broke a record almost," Katara said.
" Almost broke a record, the record was set by Suki one time, she went out 8 times in a day but it was like twice with the same guys," the Director said.
" Oh wow, she's good"
" I know, now on with the story…"
…Watching the Window…
" Pass the popcorn," someone said. There was a group of girls outside sitting on the lawn watching the window of where the boys were in.
" Here you go Liz," Monika said, passing the large bowl to her.
" Gimme some," Marie said as she grabbed a huge handful.
" Oi, someone gimme the lemonade," Yukita (that's me by the way) said.
" No I got it first," Monika said.
" Hey, I so had it first," Mandi, said.
" No, you stole it from me," Natallie said.
" Who are you?" Mandi asked.
" Someone (which that someone should know who she is)"
" Oh hey, what took you so long to get here?" Yukita asked.
" Well, getting past monsters aren't easy you know"
" I know right," Kayko said.
" Are you people stupid or something, there's a huge sign that said "take the door on the left" I even had flashing lights," Yukita said. " People really need to learn to read before entering my head you know"
" What sign and light?" Danny asked.
" How did you get down here?"
" I don't know"
" As long as you brought chocolate cake," Yukita said and reached for it but Natallie got to it first. " HEY!"
" Too bad, me likie cake"
" I think that we should really just chill and stop taking other PEOPLE'S FOOD!" Azula said as she grabbed back her popcorn from Marie.
" Oh hi Angie," Yukita said as yet another person came to join them. "Okay, just to sort this out, who's here,"
" Well, there's about-" Lena said as she popped out of nowhere.
" Hey, ISN'T THE MY PALM PILOT?"
" Hmmm, yeah. I got everything in here"
" …" Yukita stared at her. " I will never figure out HOW YOU FRICKEN GET MY STUFF FROM OUT THERE IN HERE!"
" Now, Marie, Liz, Mandi, Monika, Kayko, Natallie, Angie and Danny here so far…I think"
" So that's like eight people invited and more to come"
" More?"
" Yeah, later on"
" Hey, the window just shattered," Liz said and every looked up to see glass flying down at them.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all yelled.
" Dammit," Yukita said and took out a remote and started to click. (Click…click…nothing happening…CLICK! CLICK!) " CHEAP REMOTE!" She threw it on the floor and then picked it up again and clicked. " Finally" The glass just stopped as it was about to hit them.
" Hey, isn't that one of my remotes?" Angie asked.
" Yeah, the last time I stopped by your story, I stole it" she said and resumed eating popcorn along with everyone else.
" WHAT?" Angie said in a surprised, shocked and angry voice.
" What?"
" …"
" Okay whatever, shows back on"
" Is that a fire up there?" Kayko asked.
" Is Zuko firebending?" Marie asked, shocked.
" Cool, I wonder if someone got burned," both Liz and Lena said.
" You're not supposed to so enthusiastic about it!" Marie said and nudged Liz.
" What? I want some fan girls burned after they stole my lemonade," Liz said.
" They did?"
" Hey, isn't that Jet?" Kayko asked. Everyone looked up to see Jet climb out of the window and standing on the ledge.
" Hey, HOW'S THE VIEW UP THERE JET?" Azula asked.
" GREAT," He yelled back sarcastically. " CAN WE GET SOME HELP UP HERE THOUGH?" Everyone looked at each other thinking. " Nah," the said.
" No I mean it, WE REALLY NEED SOME-" Jet said as a fan girl grabbed him and pulled him back in, " HELP!"
" Hmm, I wonder what's happening up there," Monika said.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" someone up there screamed. " GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY FAN GIRLS AND I MEAN IT, AHHHHHH AWAY AND GIMME BACK MY SHIRT!"
" That sounded like Zuko right?" Mandi asked.
" Did he just say 'gimme back my shirt'?" Angie asked.
" I wonder what's going on up there and what they're doing to Zuko," Yukita said.
" They better not do anything to MY Zuko," Mandi said.
" Who you calling yours, he's mine!" Katara said.
" No, MINE"
" MINE!" Yukita got the remote out again and clicked mute. Katara and Mandi realized that after about ten seconds and then started to yell at Yukita, or tried to at least.
" Watch the window and shut up will ya?" The two of them sat down and watched the window again, getting their voices back.
Me: okay, I would have continued, if it wasn't for the fact that this chapter was…mad long as usual and I decided to add suspense.
Lena: why do I get the feeling they're going to hate you for that?
Me: heh, I know right anyways
Lena: this chapter was just for old times sake, to show all the old friends we had when we wrote The Crazy Ideas of Me. I just wished it wasn't deleted…IT WAS GOOD DAMMIT!
Me: …I know right, (sniff) oh well, we're out
Lena: Next chapter coming really, really, really soon
Zuko: really? WE WANTED A BREAK DAMMIT! A BREAK FROM ACTING AND ALL!
Sokka: I wanted to have more time eating
Me: TOO BAD, SHUT UP AND GIMME BACKS MY POPCORN! (Chases after Sokka)
Lena: …now she has to go work on her Naruto story, anyone be nice to read it? Check out her profile. It's called Pure Insanity, sounds familiar? Lol