Me: okay people we're back
Lena: yep but before we get to the fan girl invasion again, it's time for…
Everyone: PAIRINGS FOR AZULA!
Azula + Zhao yeah that'd be great if I wrote this a while ago since that would be fine then but now that I think of it…EWWWWWWWW! NO WAY! ZHAO DON'T DESERVE AZULA! HE'S BETTER OFF DEAD STILL SINCE AZULA WOULD PROBABLY KICK HIS SORRY ASS! Sorry, just have to let some things out
Azula + Sokka NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? WHEN? WTF? THAT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT since she could kick his sorry ass too, I mean, if Ty Lee could, Azula definitely could.
Azula + Jet the best Azula pairing I know of so far…at least it's partially normal
Azula + Aang wait…did I hear you right? DID YOU JUST SAY AZULA AND AANG? WTF? THAT'S…do I even I have to say it?
Azula + Haru …(I'll just keep to the silence)
Azula + Ozai oh yeah that would definitely work if they weren't father and daughter. But I think Ozai and Zuko works better, don't you agree?
Azula + Zuko …wait…let the words sink in…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You get the point I could go forever.
Azula + Ham or Han or something like that…I can't ever remember, can you? ("IT'S HAHN! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GET THAT YET! IT'S HAHN YOU STUPID RETARDS! OMFG! IT'S NOT HAM! IT'S HAHN!")
"Who is this retard? Why is he here? Why am I next to him? Does he even know who I am? You know what? I'm just gonna fry him," Azula said and you see roasted Ham in 3 seconds. ("IT'S HAHN! I'M NOT A HAM!")
Sure you're not, I mean, the name Ham does fit you now since Azula you know, already roasts you. I mean she did it to well done and very…crispy on the outside I could say…
(NOOOOOOOOOO! I AM NOT A HAM! I AM A HUMAN BEING!)
YOU'RE A BEAN? OMFG! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HAM BUT NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE A BEAN? OMFG!
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU STUPID RETARDS! I DIDN'T SAY THAT! I AM A HUMAN, A LIVING THING THAT THINKS AND TALKS YOU KNOW BUT YOU'RE JUST RUINING MY RIGHTS! AND NO I AM NOT A HAM OR BEAN!)
Hey, you do know that beans are alive too I mean, what you say proves that you're a bean…or ham…
" We interuptyou're reading to bring you this message," some guy in the voice that people usually say when they interupt you while you're watching a good show on TV and it gets you so annoyed when they do that.
" Sorry to interuppt your laughing and whatever you're doing while reading this but we have to get on with this. If you wish to read more of Azula pairings, please tune in to the next chapter. It would be fun for all of us since then, we'll have more room to write about this. So say bye bye to Ham for now," Lena said.
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STUPID RETARDS! IT'S HAHN!)
…With the boys and fan girls and Zhao…
" Get away from me you crazy people!" Zuko yelled.
(Just a note, I'm randomly naming fan girls from my long list of names that I thought up of when I was bored to death at school and needed something to do so all the names that I mention that's not part of the people up there in the other part, it's a fan girl, A FAN GIRL! And no offense to those who's names I put down as a fan girl)
" WHO IS YOU CALLING CRAZY?" Caroline asked.
" I know right, we're not crazy," Elizabeth said.
" I know you're not. You disgrace craziness," Yukita said.
" Aren't you down there?" Jet asked.
" Yeah but hey, I'm thinking this and the people down there needs me to put a camera up here to watch you know. Hey, isn't that mine?" Yukita pointed to something and everyone looks to see a fan girl holding cupid's arrow.
" No," Melissa said as she tried to hide the arrow.
" …GET BACK WITH THAT ARROW! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU'RE SO DEAD!"
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Melissa yelled as she ran while Yukita was right behind her, paused everything and adjusts camera before going back to running.
" There she goes again," Kelly said.
" Why did she even take the arrow?" Nellie asked.
" Wasn't that like plan 6,552?" Michelle asked.
" Oh yea, and what plan are we on now?" Christina asked.
" Well, we ran out of letters and we're on plan 66,550," Caroline said as she looked in her notebook.
" So that plan is pretty close," Michelle said.
" We NEED that arrow!" Nellie declared.
" Oh my god! Okay, how about Nellie and I go after her?" Caroline asked.
" Then go, the rest of us," Michelle said and they all looked at Zuko. " Will deal with him"
" Can I kill one of them?" Zuko asked.
" I don't think that Yukita is going to bring them back to life, especially not the one with the arrow," Aang said.
" I recommend burning them though," Sokka said.
" Just do something they're closing in," Haru said.
" Where are my swords?" Jet asked.
" Here" Haru handed Jet his swords.
" What were you doing with my swords?"
" Well, you want me to leave it out there for them to find it?"
" …Oh…" and then five seconds later when it finally sank in… " WHAT?"
" That's what I thought"
" If you guys get any closer," Zuko threatened as his hands flared up.
" You're really going to burn us? Have you no honor?" Melissa asked, in a shocked OMFG girly voice.
" Where did they learn that?" Sokka asked.
" Well, since we're in a crazy person's head," Zuko said.
" Hey, I'm the Princess of Insanity and Craziness," Yukita said as she appeared out of nowhere and then disappears to continue chasing the stupid fan girl again.
" Okay, seeing that we're in a person who's the Princess of Insanity and Craziness, nothing really matters now," Zuko said.
" Can you just burn them or something?" Jet asked.
" You're not suppose to say that" Haru said.
" Then what do I say?"
" Burn them and I won't blame this all on you"
" But it is his entire fault"
" Really? How?"
" Well, don't blame me but the fan girls are crazy over him"
" True"
" Can we get him yet?" Christine asked.
" Yeah," Caroline said as all the girls came running at Zuko again.
" I don't care anymore you know, I think death is better than this you know," Zuko said but Aang jumped forth and blew them all back by twirling his staff around.
" Can we just really get rid of them?" Sokka asked.
" Dude, is your mind that small? We're locked in here inside a crazy and insane person's head, DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET RID OF THEM THAT EASILY?" Jet yelled.
" You mean we're locked in here? Oh my god, we're locked in with Zuko!" Michelle yelled and every other fan girl yelled.
" OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
" Damn, you just had to say that Jet," Haru said, shaking his head and smacking himself.
" Wait, how did that fan girl get out then?" Aang asked.
" Who knows, we're in a crazy and insane person's head you know," Jet said. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF?"
Then suddenly, the door opens and the fan girl comes running in with Yukita behind her.
" GOT IT!" Yukita yelled as she tackled Melissa and got the arrow back.
" NO!" Melissa screamed…or shrieked.
" I'll just be going now," Yukita said and walks out door and since everyone is quiet, you hear a click.
" …" The boys stared at the door.
" That door…was unlocked…for the LAST TWENTY MINUTES?" Zuko exploded. " …OH MY FUCKIN GOD!"
" Wow, what now?" Jet asked.
…Outside the window…
" Okay, I dare you to go kiss a tree," Suki said. (Note- If anyone could remember…which I doubt; this was once in Angie's story before that also got deleted)
" A tree?" Katara asked.
" A tree"
" What's with that?"
" Hey, random thought…or is it? Oh whatever, kiss it"
" There's no way I'm kissing a tree," Katara said.
" Just imagine it as Zuko," Azula said. "Right?" Mai looked away and smiled…like she did in that episode of Return to Omashu.
" Shut up," Katara said.
" Hey people, I'm back," Yukita said. " OH HI TY LEE! LONG TIME NO SEE!"
" Hello!" Ty Lee said as they both hugged.
" …What's with that?" Monika asked
" Ty Lee is Yukita's ancestor…very complicated things you see, a lot of the people from Avatar are her ancestor. Here, how about this, LET'S TAKE A BREAK TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE!" Lena said.
The History of Yukita
" Okay hello people and welcome to this history class, this will be popping up every now and then…and the teacher is yours truly, Lena!" Lena said. " Okay first thing's first. This ancestor thing first started when she started to watch the episode Return to Omashu with her friend Okito at Okito's house which she dropped in for a surprise visit and Okito got mad and all but whatever, so they started to watch the episode. The moment they got to the Ty Lee part, Yukita jumped and started going Omgomgomgomg. Okito then said…
" What did I tell you? SHE'S EXACTLY LIKE YOU!"
" Omgomgomgomg!" Yukita went on and on.
" Now you have another person who…another person in avatar that's related to you. WE have Bumi, the crazy herbal lady and now Ty Lee"
" Omgomgomgomg"
" You know…how do we explain this…about how you're related to all of them…"
" Simple," Yukita said (finally). " Okay…The Crazy Herbal lady and Bumi are like…distant cousins…which is possible and some time later after like…let's say…a hundred years or two an the war is over, their descendant met with Ty Lee's descendant and then you know and voila, you have them being her ancestors."
" …Right…"
" Oooo, quick cut in people, here's their theory on how the world was before," Lena said.
" The earth, our home is actually the same thing as the Avatar world. How this happen you ask? This is how. Long, long…A VERY LONG TIME AGO ABOUT…five BILLION YEARS AGO…WAIT, 10 BILLION YEARS AGO, the earth was perfectly fine in the Avatar's world form. The moon was the moon, obviously and then some time later around 5 billion years ago, Soulzen's comet, which is Hailey's Comet, came crashing into the earth. Now this was after the war. It used to come every 100 hundred years but that changed when it crashed into earth, reducing it to about…3/4 of it's original size, making all the land clump together forming Pangaea or whatever it was called when the whole world was one piece. Because of the crash, the comet kinda went from coming by every 100 hundred years turned to every…75-79 years, can't remember. And that's pretty much how everything happened and it all begins again. The reason there's no fossils around 4.5-5 billion years when the earth first started in how the scientists think was because the comet kinda messed everything up you see…wait, better yet, this is how it could have also happened. The comet comes, goes boom as it crashed into earth and everything go boom!"
" But then how the people survive…hey, they're benders so they survived so whatever to that," Lena said. " That about concludes out history lesson guys. Oh and one more thingy, Hailey's comet, or Soulzen's Comet, IS COMING BY AGAIN IN YEAR…2062 I think. Wait, lemme do the math again, 1986 (last time it came) +75 2061. Okay I was off a bit but anyways, IT SHOULD COME BACK BETWEEN 2061-2065! Let's see if we can live to see it come…I don't know when it's coming back exactly, but hey, for those four years, let's see if we can see it come after all, IT IS PART OF OUR HISTORY! Now the concludes our history lesson for today, bye people!"
CLASS DISMISSED
" Oh…" Monika said after going through the whole lesson. " I got it"
" Okay so anyways, go kiss the tree Katara," Angie said and Katara gave her a look. " What? It's not my fault that you're dared to do that and besides truth or dare is fun"
" Fine, I'll kiss the tree and I dare you to…to…to…I'll get back to you on that, have to think of a good enough dare"
" Have fun"
" I will"
" Okay whatever, I'm going," Ty Lee said. " Azula, I dare you to slap Danny"
" Okay," Azula said and smacked him. " Katara, I dare you to slap Danny"
" Okay," Katara said and slapped him. " Now, I dare you to slap him again"
" Okay" SLAP.
" AH, STOP ALREADY!" Danny said.
" Okay"
" What? I want you to dare me to slap him though," Katara said.
" I got a better idea"
" What?"
" I dare you to kick him and aim well," Azula said, smiling evilly. Katara looked at her before also smiling evilly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Someone save me!" Danny said as he got up and started to run away.
" Nice," Suki said.
" I know right and now since she's going to take a while, go Yue," Azula said.
" Okay, Mandi, go join Katara," Yue said.
" Okay but before I go uh…Monika, I dare you to join me," Mandi said.
"Okay, but before I go, Kayko, I dare you to uh…lemme think…" Monika said but was interrupted by window smashing. Everyone looks up and comes back to crowd, pausing from what they were doing to see Zuko, Aang, Sokka, Jet and Haru come falling down towards them.
" Hey COOL! Finally they came out of the window and are going at neck breaking speed towards us," Liz said.
" LIZ!" Marie said.
" What? I mean it's true; they're falling and DON'T TELL ME THAT THAT'S A SHIRTLESS ZUKO!
" Yeah and OMFG! YOU'RE RIGHT AND WHERE'S ZUKO'S SHIRT?" Everyone looked up to see the boys falling and fan girls watching them from the window 6 stories above them. Currently, the boys are at the fourth story and still falling and while at the same time Marie and Liz were blabbing, the fan girls were also blabbing.
" Dammit, they actually went through the window," Melissa said.
" Mary pushed them," Nellie said.
" I did not, Mary said. " Kelly did"
Kelly gasped. "I SO DID NOT! IT WAS-"
" Okay you know what, forget it, let's just get down there as quickly as possible," Melissa said and they all ran down. As they are running down the stairs which will take a while, time to go back with Yukita and them peoples.
" Oh this is a good show," Yukita said.
" They're going to DIE! STOP THEM!" Natallie said.
" Why? They seem fine"
" What about Zuko?"
" What about Aangie?" Angie said.
" Aang will be find, he can airbend remember? And fly with his glider," Yukita said.
" Only when he has his glider," Monika said.
" Doesn't he have it?"
" I think the fan girls have it"
" Oh well, he can still airbend"
" Yeah," Mandi said.
" YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET THEM FALL ARE YOU?" Kayko yelled.
" Hold on, too loud, can't hear," Yukita said and hit the pause and mute button on the remote. "Okay, now what were you saying?"
" Oh look at them," Kayko said. "Everyone looked up to see Zuko, Aang and Sokka standing on Jet and Haru in mid laugh.
" How fast do you think they fall?" Yukita said as she lifted the remote.
" No, gimme the remote," Kayko said.
" NO WAY! You're going to have to get it from me and I'm not giving it up!" and Yukita started running and everyone chased her except Danny and Liz since Danny was already dead tired and just managed to run away from the Avatar girls. Liz walked up sat down and took out he own remote that was personally given to her by Yukita.
" NO!" The boys yelled.
" YEAH!" Danny yelled.
" DANNY YOU TRAITOR! IF YOU LET HER CLICK PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" The boys said as Liz clicked play.
…Three stories…
…Two stories…
…One story…
…A few yards…
" CUT FOR A MOMENT!" The director said and you see everything freeze. The whole entire story was just like a tape and the lights came on. "Okay first question, can someone mind telling me how big a story is anyway? How many yards? Feet? Because we the sad people don't know so if you could tell us, that'd be very much appreciated now back to your movie er, story"
…A few feet…
…A few six inches…
…3 inches…
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The boys yelled and just as they were one inch from the ground, then froze again and sighed in relief. Jet had his arms spread out and his nose was half an inch from hitting the ground.
" No!" Liz said when Yukita paused it. " Why'd you do that?"
" Well…I kinda missed it because all the people were chasing me and all but now I lost them so I wanna watch it again," Yukita said.
" You lost them?"
" They're frozen in time, all the others are, avatar girls and normal"
" Um…okay…LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN THEN!"
" Oh god, what have I gotten myself into?" Danny said while Yukita hit the rewind. You can hear the squeaky voices as everything rewinds and the boys go back up.
" NO!" The boys yelled.
" YEAH!" Danny yelled.
" DANNY YOU TRAITOR! IF YOU LET HER CLICK PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" The boys said as Liz clicked play.
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" and the boys went free fall again.
" DAMMIT!" Yukita said as she kept hitting the button but it wouldn't work. " WORK YOU STUPID THING! BITCH! GRRRR!"
" DAMMIT!" Liz said too.
" Dead batteries?"
" Great"
" They're doomed"
" Definitely screwed"
" Yeah…where's my popcorn?"
" You're so right, let's watch this"
" You're really letting them fall," Danny said in disbelief.
" Yeah, why not? You want them too," Yukita said.
" I didn't mean it"
" Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" the girls yelled as they managed to escape the frozen in time since the remote's batteries went dead.
" Fall Aang!" Meng shouted.
" Shut up Meng, noooooooooooooooooo my Aangie!" Angie said.
" ZUKO!" Katara, Suki, Yue, Natallie, Kayko, Monika, Mandi and Marie shouted.
" FALL ZUZU!" Azula, Danny and Ty Lee shouted.
" YEAH!" Yukita shouted. " Hey Danny, I thought you said that you didn't want them to fall"
" And I thought you liked Zuko Yukita," Angie said.
" Ew, no," Yukita said. " Okay actually, I did but at a time like this, you know"
" And if you can't beat them, join them," Danny said.
" I got it to work!" Liz exclaimed and clicked forward.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" people that I am too lazy to state who yelled as the boys went BOOM straight into the ground, making a big hole. Liz's jaw dropped wide open.
" Oops…wrong button," she said as she looked at the remote. " You know, these signs are sure annoying, they should stick it on the button and not above it or below since I don't know which they mean"
" Gimme that," Yukita said and grabbed it and hit rewind. The boys went zooming back up again and the hole disappeared but then they came right back down. " Damn this remote"
Then, the boys froze just as they were about to hit the ground once again and it turns out it was the fan girls that froze them.
" Yo, where'd you get a remote?" Katara asked.
" Found it," they said.
" Gimme that," Yukita said.
" I'm not letting you make Zuko fall!" Melissa said and all the other girls agreed with her.
" Fine, have it your way," Liz said and hit paused, walked over and grabbed the remote from the. Then, Yukita hit play on hers and BOOM. But this time, Aang had used airbending to reduce the impact, Haru used earthbending and Zuko used firebending.
" Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," the boys groaned.
" Oh well," Danny said.
" How could you?" Katara said.
" I know right," Suki said.
" You killed them"
" DAMMIT, they're not dead," Azula said.
" And I thought I was crazy," Liz said. " I wanted to send them into the earth.
" Well, what do you expect from me, the Princess of Insanity and Craziness
" Amazing," Danny said.
" Fine, if everyone hates them like this then back up to the Fan girls!"
" YAY!" the fan girls yelled.
" Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," all the other girls who cared about them yelled which excludes Azula, Ty Lee, Mai, Yukita, and…I think that's it.
" YAY!" Azula yelled.
" Fine by me," Liz said.
" This is just boring now," Mai said.
" I don't think I've had this much fun in a long time," Ty Lee said.
" I think this is going to be a long day, come again everyone," Yukita said. " WE'RE GONNA BE ON A DONUT BREAK FOR A WHILE!"
" TAKE 20!" the director said.
" DONUTS?" Aang asked.
" …I won't even answer…"
Me: and there you have that chapter people
Lena: hope you had fun
Me: now, please tune by for the commercials or just exit this window now
Lena: Oh yeah, tell us if you want us to add anymore people to be paired up with Azula