Me: hey everyone, I'm back!
Lena: with some bad news
Me: you see, I got a new computer since the old one was so stupid and couldn't even work
Lena: that's good
Me: but the thing is, all the old files are saved on it and I couldn't save them sadly BECAUSE THE STUPID COMPUTER JUST HAD TO BE SO BI AND RETARD AND GRRRR!!
Lena: so...everything back to scratch since we were originally rewriting The Crazy Ideas of Me
Me: but that's gone...for good now sadly (sniff)
Lena: so...that's it for now!
Zuko: thank god that story is gone
Lena: shut up before I send you to the fan girls
Zuko: okay I'll be eating donuts
P.S. we're adding Toph and any other new characters right now ok? AND DEAL WITH IT IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM!! and my computer was being stupdi and i could update it
Italics mean the narrator person is speaking
(words in parenthesis are the character, in this case "Ham")
" And normal quotation thingies are people speaking!"
Pairings for Azula...PART 2!!
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STUPID RETARDS! IT'S HAHN!)
" Who is that very annoying voice speaking that's annoying the hell out of me?" Azula asked, looking up towards the ceiling.
Well that obvious, it's the Ham!
( HAHN!)
Or was it Ha?
( ADD A H AND AN A DAMMIT!)
Maybe it was Hahm now that I think about it...
( HAHN!!)
Do you remember Azula?
( OH MY GOD!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU DAMN RETARDS?!)
" Do you think I wanna? Maybe Yue knows," Azula said. " HEY YUE! YOU KNOW WHO THIS ANNOYING VOICE IS?"
And then...out of nowhere...you see this thing...a lot of little sparkly things like fire flies or lightning bugs, whatever, appear...in the middle of the room and everyone stops to stare since it's obviously not that often something like this can happen you know and-
" Eh hem?" Lena said.
Right so anyways...those little thingies gathered together to form who else but...YUE! SOKKA'S DEAD I MEAN SPIRITUAL GIRL FRIEND EVEN THOUGH HE'S ACTUALLY CHEATING ON SUKI BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT LATER!
" Hi Yue so anyway, you know who-" Azula started speaking but Sokka came out of nowhere.
" YUE? YOU'RE...WHAT? HUH...OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD?" Sokka asked.
" OH that's real nice Sokka, CALLING ME DEAD AGAIN WHEN I AM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR DAMN EYES SOKKA! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!" Yue said.
You know...this seems like a really familiar scene but I'll shut up now since it's obvious Yue wants to yell at Sokka even more.
" But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-" Sokka stuttered.
" Yes Sokka?" Yue asked, putting her hands on her hips.
" But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-" Sokka stuttered again.
" ..." Everyone stared, getting bored.
" Okay you can shut up now Sokka," Yue said.
" But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-" Sokka stuttered.
" OKAY SHUT UP DUMB BUTT!" Azula said and fried him.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"' Sokka said and ran off screaming to jump into the huge fountain right over there.
( Ha, you got fried)
" SHUT UP HAM!" Sokka yelled.
( Why should I huh? why?)
" DON'T MAKE ME!"
( Make you what huh?)
" HAM HEAD!"
( DON'T' CALL ME A HAM HEAD! IT'S HAHN!!!!)
" I"m sorry but did anyone hear anything? Huh?"
( OH DON'T START LIKE THEY ALL DO!)
" There's this really annoying fly sound, it's really starting to get fricken aggravating"
( OH THAT'S REAL NICE! JUST GO AHEAD AND IGNORE THE HAM HUH?)
" YES AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO...HAM!!"
Was it just me or did Ham agree that he was Ham?
" OH...MY...GOD!" Everyone said.
( ...YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT!! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! IT WAS AN OPTICAL ILLUSION CAUSE BY SOKKA SINCE HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT!)
" ...What?"
Okay let's wrap this ham up and move to the next ship-
" WRAP? HAM WRAP? I WANT A HAM WRAP!!" Aang said, jumping up and down. " Where? Where? Where?"
( I'M NOT A WRAP DAMMIT!! AND DEFINITELY NOW A HAM WRAP!!)
" Wait...there's a ham rap? OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo who sings that?"
( -smacks himself- I DIDN'T SAY HAM RAP! I SAID HAM WRAP WITH A W!)
So you are a ham wrap now?
( AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GO AWAY! YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS!)
" Ham wraps have feelings?" Aang asked. " ...I never knew that..."
( -disappeared-)
" Good job Aang, now that stupid idiotic ham wrap is gone," Katara said.
" Finally," Azula said.
" Aw...I wanted a ham wrap though," Aang said.
Don't worry, there's a few at the snack table...and we have chicken and a lot of other wraps today. In fact, the main things to eat today are wraps..and you can make your own too!
" YAY!" Aang said and ran there in his own super fast only an airbender can do way.
Now which other Azula pairing do I like better...um...let's check with the might script...okay let us blab about Azula x Sokka.
" WHAT? SOKKA'S GOING OUT WITH AZULA? AZULA? THE AZULA? THE CHILD PRODIGY THAT CAN KICK ZUKO'S ASS? WHAT?" Katara asked.
" Wait what did you say? My sister...Azula...is going out with a warrior wannabe?" Zuko asked.
Yes I did say that now all I have to do is sit back and watch the chaos...heh.
" WAIT...HOW DID SOKKA GET AZULA TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND? THAT'S LIKE...IMPOSSIBLE FOR AN IDIOT LIKE HIM!!" Suki said. " AND ISN'T JET GOING OUT WITH AZULA?"
Ah well...Jet is currently in the hospital after he and Azula had a fight...isn't that interesting?
Suddenly, Katara's cell phone rang. " Hello?" Katara asked.
" HI Katara! It's me Ty Lee!" Ty lee said.
" How'd you get my number?" Katara asked, totally confused on how Ty Lee got her number.
" Oh that's simple, I simply ask every single fan boy for your number even though you blocked them all," Ty Lee answered.
" Oh..."
" So anyway, just a news flash. I'd suggest you turn on the T.V. to any random channel now"
" Wait...why?"
" Bye!"
" HANG ON!" But the phone call was over. " Well...turn on the T.V. I guess"
The minute the T.V. turned on, you see news broadcast, the breaking news kind that interrupts you while you're in the middle of watching a good show and makes you yell at the T.V. but the minute you calm down and realize what the breaking news was about, you go "OH...MY...FUCKIN...GOD!!" and that's what's happening now.
" We interrupt your show of...My Chicken is Better Than Yours? Okay whatever," the news lady said. " To bring you this important news. The world is starting to end ever since we've found this out. SOKKA...um...no last name...IS GOING OUT WITH AZULA...no last name either but at least she has a title. SOME BENDLESS PEASANT IS GOING OUT WITH THE CURRENT FIRE LORD'S DAUGHTER AND HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE FIRE NATION!"
" THAT'S B.S. LADY! I'M THE HEIR!" Zuko jumped up and yelled but everyone behind him pushed him back down to watch the tiny T.V.
" OH AND INCOMING NEWS! THE TWO ARE...CURRENTLY..." the Lady pressed her ear piece to her ear harder. " Oh my god...THEY'RE CURRENTLY IN THE HUGE CINEMA THEATER AT 42ND STREET AND CHAMBER STREET that has these new huge soda cups for only 3 dollars too WATCHING SOME MOVIE!!"
" HOLY SH-" Lena said when suddenly, Haru came earthbending into the room.
" YOU SAW THE NEWS RIGHT?" he yelled.
" YES!!" everyone said.
" WELL COME ON THEN!! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!" He yelled again. Suddenly, a whole came out of nowhere and he jumped into it. The others stood confused by what was happening. Then, Aang came running past them with his arms full of food saying, " LET'S GO PEOPLE!!"
That's when everyone then started to move.
" WAIT GRAB THE POPCORN AND STUFF SOMEONE!" Yukita said. Lena just took the whole table and folded it up and stuck it in her pocket.
" Ok let's go," and jumped into the hole.
" How did she just do that?" Zuko asked.
" Um...she's Lena what do you expect?" Katara said. Only the two of them were left and they just stared at each other for 5 seconds then shrugged and jumped into the whole.
Now for those of you who are curious and want to know, this was how the tunnel ride was like. The minute you jump into the hole, it was like those water rides where you go zooming down really fast except this one was special. It had loop-d-loops and incredible swirlies. There was also at one point where it spits you out and you go flying in the hair before landing into another tube. There were 5 tubes to choose from so you better have good aim and land in one or else you'd pretty much land on your butt like Sokka did just now. Anyways, after that you end up going deeper and deeper until you start slowing down. When you stop, it's at a restaurant called the Ant Tunnel Express with a lot of food and stuff and whatever.
When you have paid and gotten what you wanted, a hole opens up underneath you and you continue zooming. Finally, after another 3 minutes of fun and rush, you start sliding upwards somehow and end up popping out of a manhole at Times Square.
" That was so fun!" Toph said still slightly dizzy and fell on her back.
" FUN?" Sokka said. " That was painful you know"
" Ha that's only because you missed the hole," Katara said, standing up. Aang was still amazingly in the air landed.
" It's okay Sokka," he said and patted Sokka on the back really hard. Sokka ended up puking and everyone stepped back going, " eww"
" hey where'd the others go?" Aang asked. It was only him, Katara, Sokka and Toph (plus Momo) with them standing in a huge crowd.
" Uh oh..."
Me: wassup again people
Lena: sorry for the late update once again...
Me: I think I used caps too much too
Lena: oh well
Me: by the way, I'm going by pure randomness now so if you don't like the plot, don't' read ok?
Lena: leave a review on your way back to the non-insane world please if you can telling us what you think
Me: remember it's the portal on your RIGHT not LEFT cuz if you go on the left...
Lena: you'll be horribly devoured and never to be seen again until the monster poops you out in 7 months
P.S. sorry SMHBubbles for not adding you this time again BUT YOU WILL BE ONE OF THOSE SPECIAL PEOPLE!! I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU!!