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Chp. 3

Sasuke (dressed as Neji) was having the most fun he had had in a long time. He
turned a corner to see Neji come out of an alleyway not far away.

"Who are you and why are you dressed like me!" demanded Neji.

Sasuke was trying to think up a lie when a girl comes out of nowhere and
screams, "I found you Neji!"

"Ah shoot," moans Neji as his fangirls regroup and start the pursuit again.

Sasuke was in shock, since when did Neji have fangirls! I chose to dress
as him because he's such a girly man. Sasuke broke out of shock just in time
and turned to run but stumbled and his wig fell off.

It just so happens that a fan girl from Sasuke's fanclub saw his wig fall
off. "I found him, I found Sasuke!" she screamed.

"AH SHOOT" yelled Sasuke. Now Neji and Sasuke were running at top speed, and 10
feet in front of all the girls ages 10-15 in Konoha chasing after them. In
total there were about 500 or more girls chasing them. They ran into the
shopping district again. The fangirls had caught up to them and were
grabbing their shirts. In their panic they hadn't noticed that they were
running down a dead end, but it was to late the fangirls smashed them into a
wall. Sasuke and Neji were in extreme pain but Sasuke realized that they
squished against a door not a wall Sasuke pulled the door with all his might
and was able to open it even though the 500 fangirls were trying to hug him.
He managed to pull Neji in with him. They were safe for now but not for long
all the girls were trying to get though the doorway at once right now there
were 15 girls stuck in the doorway.

"Neji come with me", said Sasuke.

"Why?" said Neji.

"We need weapons", said Sasuke

"Where are we going to get weapons?" said Neji

"This is Wal-Mart, Baka they have every thing," said Sasuke

They separated and ran around the store looking for weapons. (The store is
closed today) Sasuke found a big umbrella and a chain saw. Neji found 2
extra large super soakers and filled them the brim with Tabasco hot sauce.
then he got 20 large cans of Ax (the colon that smells horrible and makes
you want to gag). Sasuke and Neji met back up at the food section of the
store.
"You ready?" asked Neji

"Yeah. How bout you?" Asked Sasuke

"Yeah but I don't think you can use a chain saw" said Neji

"Why?" asked Sasuke

"If we injure all of them we'll get sued and we aren't that rich. Sure we can
deal with 400 but 500 we'll go into debt!" said Neji

"Fine just let me try it out" he pulled the chord and a roaring sound came
from the saw and he cut a few shelves into pieces and then through the
running saw 20 feet away and started spinning around all over the place.
"That's what I call a saw remind me to come back and buy one later"

"Come on lets go fight those rabid fangirls! Oooooooo gummy worms, " said
Neji excitedly.

"Come on you're the one who wanted to go." said Sasuke

"But I want gummy worms" pouted Neji

"Fine, eat them while you fight but I get some gum" said Sasuke as he
grabbed a pack of Dentine and put 3 pieces in his mouth. "Now lets go" and
put the 7 foot umbrella on his shoulder like a sword.

"Okay." said Neji and put a super soaker in each hand and filled his mouth
with the gummy worms and stuffed his pockets with cans of Ax and followed
Sasuke to the door where they came in.

"Wait there is something missing", said Sasuke and he ran off a little while
later there was a crash.

'What is he doing?' thought Neji then the store's speakers started playing
eye of the tiger load enough to make the floor vibrate. Then Sasuke ran
back. "How did you get the music to play?" asked Neji.

"I broke into the manager's office and found this CD. It's not that bad
too." Said Sasuke.

"Now can we go kick fangirl butt?" asked Neji

"Yup lets go." said Sasuke.
They got to the door to find that about 30 fangirls had gotten in. "Eat Ax!"
yelled Neji as he sprayed a whole can of ax causing a cloud to form around
the fangirls. Sasuke and Neji could her the fangirls coughing and gagging.

"Now, to finish them off. " Said Sasuke as he pulled out a lighter from his
pocket.

"What are you doing?" asked Neji.

"Ax is flammable" said Sasuke.

"Remember our little talk we can't kill anyone" said Neji.

"Damn" said Sasuke and through the lighter in the general direction were the
saw was still spinning around. Then he pulled out a bandana from his pocket
and covered his nose mouth with it then put on a pair of goggles. Then he
ran into the cloud of ax a bunch of thudding sounds were heard and he walked
out of the cloud that was clearing away.

"Did you get all 30?" asked Neji.

"Yea they're all unconscious " said Sasuke. Then there was a cracking sound
then the wall smashed with an explosive boom and 100 fangirls rushed in all
at once. "This is getting fun", said Sasuke.

"Yea it is you take the right half I'll take the left," said Neji. And they
ran off into the crowd of girls from different sides and started to knock
them out. Sasuke was swinging the huge umbrella and hitting the girls on the
head hard enough to knock them out but not cause any major damage. Neji was
spraying Ax left and right and squirting hot sauce in the fangirls' eyes and
hitting pressure points on their necks, knocking them unconscious. They had
taken down at least 400 fangirls when Neji was jumped from behind and in
seconds was covered in fangirls. There were 50 left and Sasuke was just
about to attack when he realized that he hadn't seen Neji in a while. That's
when he saw a pile of girls and a pale hand sticking out. He walked over to
the pile.

"Neji you baka" said Sasuke a reply came from the pile but it was more of a
mumble. Then Sasuke knocked out all the girls on top of Neji.

"Thanks" said Neji.

"There's 40 left you have enough ammo left?" asked Sasuke.

"Yea lets finish this," said Neji. They took out the last 40 in 5 minutes.

They were just about leave when a man came to the door (were it used to be).
He was in shock " What happened to my store?" he asked while staring at the
mess that used to be a store and all the unconscious girls littering the
floor and the 2 teenagers standing in the middle of it. One was holding the
umbrella from the display in the patio section and the other one has 2 super
soakers. They were walking towards him they stopped in front of him they
both threw a wad of cash in front of him.

"You didn't see anything," said Sasuke. Then Neji and Sasuke left the store
threw the gapping hole.