It was the end of the school year, quidditch and exams were over, and Harry, Ron and Hermione were wondering around the dungeons looking for something to do. Hermione had agreed to come if only they stayed away from Snape's office (pissing him off could jeopardize her perfect exam scores), or did anything that could possibly get them in trouble in any way. (Hermione wanted to graduate Hogwarts with zero detentions, not including that one in first year that had been all Harry and Ron's fault. Six years later she was still very indignant about it.)

"So what's the purpose of this again?" Hermione questioned as they descended the steps into the dungeons.

"Find something to do 'cause I'm bored as hell." Said Ron.

"I want to get into the Slytherin Common Room again." Said Harry, "It was almost worth drinking that nasty shit to trick Malfoy."

"No. We're not doing any of those things. It's our last week here and I don't want to get expelled just before term ends because of something stupid." Said Hermione.

"Lighten up, Hermione! Have a few Fire Whiskies, and have some fun!" Said Ron pulling two bottles of Fire Whiskey out of his robes.

"RON! You shouldn't have those in school!" Screamed Hermione furiously. "But," she said a mischievous smile appearing on her face, "you're right, we should have some fun, and we're all 17, so it's not illegal. GIMME ONE OF THEM WHISKIES, RONNIE!"

Ron tossed her one has he backed away from her. Then, he gave the other one to Harry and got out another one for himself.

Five minutes later, they had emptied their bottles and were very drunk, as they weren't used to anything stronger than Butterbeer.

"Hey, you guys let's go bother Snape!" Said Harry swaying and laughing.

"Righto!" Agreed Ron.

Hermione wasn't sober enough to object, so she agreed with a drunken "Let's tell him to buy some shampoo."

Harry, Ron and Hermione opened Snape's office door snickering, but stopped at the disturbing sight inside.

"HOLY SHIT!" Yelled Ron, "I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU HERMIONE! AGGGHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DUMP SOME OF THAT MUGGLE SHIT, BLEACH, IN MY EYES TO CLEANSE THEM FROM WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!!!!!!"

Would you have to cleanse your eyes with bleach if you saw what Harry, Ron and Hermione did? Find out by going to my profile page. Sorry I couldn't post it here.