Joker's off at the bathroom, and Samuel decides to sit in his chair. It goes horribly wrong. (Stupid little story I came up with in the middle of the night)

Shepard was always suspicious of Kaidan's half sister, Jinx. And now that she too is working with Cerberus, the trust between the two is rocky.Tensions fly between the crew during their race against the Collectors. But a former CAT6 operative seems to much for the Commander to handle when she starts to get close with her team.

Krótki one-shot, pisany głównie dla porno. Co się stanie, jeśli najlepszego pilota Przymierza nagle tknie sumienie? Mass Effect 2, przed samobójczą misją.

Recently promoted Council SPECTRE Vasir is asked to investigate the trafficking of illegal arms shipments between a radical militant pro-human terrorist organization and several influential System's Alliance citizens. The mystery continues to grow, along with the danger.(Rated M for Language, Violence, Sexually Suggestive content)

"Yeah, well, you know what they say. A desert a day keeps the Kepral's away." "Ah. Forgive my ignorance, Siha, but who precisely are 'they'" A collection of loosely related drabbles. Mostly FemShep/Thane fluff. AU.

After escaping from a doomed city, the weight of the war catches up to them...

"She's the one that holds us together, the Collectors proved that. And now I realize, we're the only things keeping her from shattering." Post destroy. A broken and grieving Shepard puts her life back together after the Reaper War. Shenko. Also JEDI, Talibrations, and some others. Most chapters rated T. -On indefinite hiatus, see chapter 17-

A short collection of Shenko stories during ME3. Mainly about the events before and after the Citadel date, as well as some others. Rated M for language and smut. -On indefinite hiatus, see chapter 3-

Shepard misses Thane Krios, and finds it hard to live on

Miranda doesn't make mistakes. She's not sure what she calls this, exactly, but it's not a mistake. It's just a - complication. A - simple miscalculation has led to this, and now she's in charge of not one Shepard, but two. She's more than half-tempted to let them battle it out and keep whichever one wins - except she needs the real Shepard, and this one isn't fooling anyone.

In this universe, humanity has 2 technologies that they failed to get in canon, but should by all rights be there. The 1st is one humanity has the tech to make RIGHT NOW! The second is the realization that if there are a set of circumstances to make a substance, then you can replicate those circumstances. This fic also won't be a mere rehash of the 1st game like oh-so-many others.

Based on events after Mass Effect 3, Destroy ending with 5000 EMS. Major spoilers. The war has ended and now begins the large scale recovery efforts. Shepard survived and she wants to find out why and the truth of what exactly happened that ended the reapers and solve the mysteries they left behind. Liara romance, femshep, all crew lived, paragon.

The decision was made, and for better or for worse, it was done. On the eve of the final battle, Shepard faced her hardest decision. Choosing to face the enemy head on and alone was a heavensent compared to the pain she witnessed in his eyes as he was dragged kicking and fighting back to the Normandy. The stars are all he has now, gleaming in the brightest nights and darkest dawns.

Left with a broken career and nothing to lose, an Earth Systems Alliance Army officer is recruited by the Citadel Council to lead a team of similar individuals. A team with one operating principle-get the mission done...no matter what it takes. Rated "M" for strong language and violence.

Após o pior dia da minha vida, acordo num beco imundo, sem dinheiro, sem documentos e para completar com a pior ressaca da minha vida. Também tem o pequeno detalhes que esse beco se localiza na pior estação espacial de toda a galáxia, Omega, e não tenho a minima ideia de como cheguei ou vim parar aqui ou se vou viver para descobrir...

This is about after the Mass Effect 2 Suicide mission. Also where (Matt) Shepard and Miranda Lawson develops a stronger relationship, but they have a lot of ups and downs. Shepard's old flame (Liara) will join in and stir up Shepard's life. (Chapter 5 is where it gets really good.. ijs.) Hope you enjoy, reviews highly appreciated! Thanks!

After the Synthesis, Garrus find himself more comfortable among the dead than the living.

What if Mindoir was never hit by batarian slavers? Shepard never joined the Alliance and instead pursued her original dream - the one that would have been destroyed with her family. Years later she finds herself contracting with the Alliance on the retrofit project for the Normandy SR2 when the Reapers hit earth. AU Shepard.

The Reapers have ravaged the Galaxy. Time is running short. Out of options Shepard is forced to play The Catalysts's game and is sent back to Eden Prime with no memory of his past adventure. He must deal with new enemies and old but different allies in order to stop the Reapers from ever coming in a different universe on a different shore. AU

The Reaper war ended four years ago. With most governments still trying to clean up the mess, the mercenary business is booming. The career pays well, and Gordon desperately needs the credits.

"No hay Shepard sin Vakarian" habían dicho. Pero la había dejado sola en el mismísimo valle de la muerte.

A continuation of the Cassandra Shepard saga. Taking place more than a hundred years after the events of Seeking Redemption, a new threat arises and Shepard's family must now also deal with the consequences of her actions.

Elysium seems like a perfect place for Shepard to spend his well earned shoreleave before the company he is serving in will be deployed. Meanwhile, a massive Terminus Armada closes in on the peaceful colony, with the aim of plundering its wealth and reducing it to ashes. Shepard and his squad soon find themselves in a desperate battle to save Elysium from complete destruction.

Short drabbles about past, present and future of Commander Sharilin Shepard. They can be read in any order. Following the Tumblr "28 days of Commander Shepard" challenge. (Warning: it's Shenko!) DLCs spoilers free! RATING IS NOW M... for reasons

AU. Garrus Vakarian didn't get into the Spectres to babysit a popstar. Much to his relief, that didn't turn out to be entirely the case. Hiatus!