Chapter 2—Mysterious Beings…No Longer Mysterious
When the smoke cleared, five different figures stood in front of the machine, and they all looked familiar.
The first one was a boy, who looked about nineteen, was wearing a vest, a fez hat, "MC Hammer pants," and unruly black hair, thick eyebrows, and had a cute face.
The second was a girl, who looked seventeen, and was wearing a teal headband with a jewel on it, had long, black hair in two ponytails, wearing a teal-colored shirt and puffy pants.
The third was a monkey wearing a vest and a fez hat. Nuff said.
The fourth was no ordinary carpet, but a magic carpet! It stood on two of it's corners, using the tassels as hands and feet. Pretty sweet, huh?
The fifth was a big blue guy! He had an earring, some black hair in a small ponytail, and was very friendly.
To Kyle, these characters looked familiar.
"Where are we?" asked the first one.
"(as Jimmy Stewart) Well, gosh, Al. I-I-I don't know, either," said the fifth one.
"Who are you?" asked Bender.
"Sweet MC Hammer pants, dude," said Fry.
"Who?" asked the first one.
"Wait a minute," said Fry. "I know who you guys are. You're Fleetwood Mac!"
Bender slapped Fry in the face. "Nawh. They're The News…without Huey Lewis!"
"No," said Kyle. She looked at the boy. "Is your name…Aladdin?"
"How'd you know?" asked the boy.
"Uh—uh—wild guess," replied Kyle nervously.
"Oh," said Aladdin. "Well, this is Jasmine, my girlfriend."
"(whistles) Hubba-hubba!" said Fry. "If I wasn't already married to Leela, I'd go out with you!"
"But you're not—" started Kyle.
Fry quickly put his mouth around Kyle's mouth.
"Mmmph Mrrph MRRRRRRRH Mrrrrhhhh!" muffled Kyle.
"Crazy kid's been drinkin' coffee again," said Fry, patting Kyle on the head.
"I'm the Genie," said the blue guy. "Well, actually, I've been freed by Al here, but I've still got some magic up my leg!" He pulled something out of his pants…some flowers and beer."
"GIMME THE BEER!" shouted Bender.
Meanwhile, downstairs…
"An' dat's why I have to take away da hot tub," said Hermes, finishing his announcement. "Where da Bob Marley's ghost are Fry, Bender, and da newbie?"
Nibbler caught a scent of something…like a monkey. He started to go crazy. He was attached to a leash, however, and Leela's wrist was on the other end. He dragged Leela up the stairs.
"Nibbler!" she said. "What the hell are you—"
Nibbler barged through the doggy door, but Leela got stuck. The little monkey named Abu climbed onto Aladdin's shoulder, screeching at the alien.
"Nibbler!" screamed Leela form outside. "What's wrong with you?" She pulled on the leash, banging Nibbler's body against the door.
Leela got up, opened the door, and picked up Nibbler. "Oh! I'm so sorry, baby." She turned around and saw the movie characters.
She glared at Fry, who was grinning nervously. "What…the…DAMN HELL DID YOU DO?"
"Uh—uh—I dunno," said Fry quietly. He hid the Slurm behind his back.
Leela took the Slurm, then looked at the flying wires. "You're totally screwed, Fry."
"Leela," said Fry. "I want you to meet our new friends and, possibly, co-workers: Aladdin, Jasmine, Abu, Carpet, and Genie."
"Wait," said Jasmine. She looked around. "Where's Iago?"
Fry took Nibbler and looked inside the alien's mouth, then at Nibbler's butt. "Nope, not in here," said Fry.
Leela sighed. "Well, this is going nowhere. C'mon, guys. Let's go downstairs." Leela, Bender, Fry, Kyle, and the Disney characters went downstairs.
"An' dat's why we can't have any animals besides Nibbler in here," said Hermes to Zoidberg. "Either you or dat little bastard is going to eat dem! Actually, you're both bastards, so—"
Hermes dropped his pen on the floor. He stared at Aladdin and his friends.
"What?" asked Zoidberg. "Is it the new cologne I made and am wearing right now? I call it 'Lobster's Passion' by Zoidberg."
"(as Bart Simpson) I call it 'Scent of Garbage,' man," said Genie. Everyone started chuckling.
Zoidberg felt bad.
"Sweet emu of Peru! What happened?" asked Hermes.
"There's been a little problem upstairs with the tube-thing that the Prof made," said Kyle.
BOOM!
"Okay, a big little problem," corrected Kyle.
The professor went to Abu. "Who's this handsome man?"
"Huh?" squeaked Abu.
"Uh, that's my monkey Abu," said Aladdin.
"I had a monkey once. Now he's head of the Fox network," said the professor. "Damn that Murdock! So, anyway, what happened?"
"I don't know," said Jasmine. "Aladdin was fighting Mozenrath and—"
"Who's…Mozenrath?" asked Leela.
"A bad guy who was in Agrabah, where we live, who knew magic," said Genie.
"He's been using the magic to unlock evil into the world," said Jasmine. "And to hypnotize Aladdin into doing his deeds."
"He's always followed around by that creepy eel thing named Xerxes," said Aladdin. "He's always been a creep."
"Who? Moezey or the eel?" asked Fry.
"I could eat an eel," said Zoidberg, slurping his mouthflaps.
"Look, the eel's not important," said Aladdin.
"Thank Jah," said Hermes. "Now, everyone sit down! I need to run some tests wit da newcomers an—where in da world is Amy?"
"I loved that show! Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" sang Fry.
Bender slapped him.
Meanwhile, Amy had just entered the office. She had a worried look on her face. She carefully looked through open doors to make sure no one was there. She didn't want anyone to find out. When she thought everything was fine…
"Amy!" said Fry. Amy gasped.
"Where were ya! C'mon in! There's some people you'd wanna meet," said Fry.
Amy walked in, covering her stomach. She was wearing a long shirt underneath her sweatsuit.
"Everyone, this is our ex-intern Amy Wong," said the professor. "Kyle is our new intern, and we're still thinking of a job for Amy."
"Uh, hi," said Amy.
"Why are you wearing that stupid shirt?" asked Bender.
"Uh, n-no reason," said Amy.
"Then, why don't you take it off?" asked Leela. "You look stupid in it—actually, keep it on. It's a good look for you."
Amy rolled up her long shirt into her sweatsuit. Something was different about her…her stomach looked like it was swelled up.
"Listen," said Amy. "I have a confession to make."
"Oh my God! You're gay!" said Bender.
"No!" said Amy. "I'm…I'm pregnant."
There was an awkward silence in the room. Even the Disney characters felt it.
"(as Maury Povich) Do you know…who the true father is?" asked the Genie.
"It's Kif," said Amy. "Wait. Do I know you?"
"Amy, this is Aladdin, Jasmine, Abu, Carpet, and…uh, Genie," said Kyle.
"Hey," said Amy.
"Hello," squeaked Abu. Nibbler was tempted to eat the monkey, but Leela wouldn't give him a ham if he did.
"I wonder what ever happened to that Mozenrath," wondered Leela.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, a pink spiral appeared in the middle of the street, and out came a man with pale, white skin, blue clothes, and an evil mind.
"Damn this stupid magic!" he said. This was…Mozenrath. People near him turned around to see what was going on. He looked around.
"Xerxes? Xerxes!" he called. No one showed up…except a Neptunian with the same name.
"Yeah? Well, whadd'ya want?" asked the Neptunian.
"I wasn't calling you, I was calling my assistant," said Mozenrath.
The Neptunian walked away, and Mozenrath was pissed. He needed an assistant…and fast. He walked around town until he came upon a sign for Mom's Friendly Hovercar Detailing.
He went to the building where Walt, Larry, and Ignar were in gray jumpsuits, fixing up hovercars.
"Can I help you?" asked Larry. Walt slapped him in the face.
"Do you have a car to…fix up?" asked Walt.
"We fix cars easily," said Ignar, stupidly.
"Actually, I'm looking for Mom," said Mozenrath.
The three brothers looked at each other.
"Mommy's busy," said Ignar. "She's inside trying on old people underwear."
Mozenrath used magic to unlock the doors to the back of Mom's mansion. The three brothers were now scared.
Inside, Mom was smoking in her bedroom, staring at pictures of Professor Farnsworth.
Mozenrath unhinged the door and knocked it down.
"Who the bloody hell are you?" asked Mom.
"Mozenrath the Evil," said Mozenrath. "Are you the most powerful authority figure in the world?"
"Maybe, what's it too you, you white-faced bastard?"
"I need help accessing power to rule the universe, and I need someone to be my assistant. I also need someone with a powerful and large craft to possibly fly in."
"This is freakin' 3006. I may be rich, but I don't fly. You might want to consider Ass Brannigan though.(He was re-named that for the past week because he was slapped with 20 different paternity suits in one week!) He has his own spaceship."
Mozenrath got an idea. "Where is he?"