Chapter 3- What's All This Then?

Meanwhile, near the Planet Express headquarters, another portal opened and out came a small red bird with blue tail feathers popped out. His name was Iago.

"Oh, God!" he huffed. "I can't believe it! One minute I'm in the palace, eating caviar, now I'm in some (bleep)hole of a—(notices the nicer side of New New York.) "Maybe I can stop by a casino or two…wait. If I'm here, then maybe…Al's here too!" He flew into a casino, then got thrown out.

"No boids," said the Brooklyn guard. He slammed the door hard, and then rain poured down, leaving Iago soaking wet.

"That does it!" squawked Iago. "I can't take it anymore!" An up-beat jazz orchestra started playing in the background, and a song was coming on…

(Iago) I can't stand this pit of a town, with the weirdos here and the flashy stuff he-yah

The lasers, the tasers, and the just-bad phasers, it may seem nice, but,

It Ain't Agrabah! (flies through downtown)

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Besides the pretty lights and the phony junk,

Where the guys get buffed and the girls think they're hunks,

With the pills, the chills, and the scary thrills, it's a lot, but,

It Ain't Agrabah! (goes into a museum)

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Lookin' at this crap you can see for a buck,

Maybe I can steal this ruby and not get—

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(alarm goes off)

"Oh, crap!" said Iago. He took the ruby and flew off.

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Meanwhile, Fry, Bender, and Leela were in the TV room, watching another episode of "South Park 3000—Terrence and Phillip's Summer Vacation."

"Oh, Terrrrrence," said Phillip, on the beach. "Do I have any sand on my ass?"

"I don't know, Phillip," said Terrence. "Let me look." Terrence looked at Phillip's square butt.

Fart!

Fry and Bender started laughing.

"How do they come up with this stuff?" asked Fry.

"It's not that funny," said Leela.

Jasmine walked through. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Watching TV," said Fry.

"Drinking beer," said Bender.

"Ignoring those two," said Leela.

"What's TV?" asked Jasmine.

"It's the best thing to happen on this planet!" said Fry. "Here. You can sit down." He pushed Bender off the couch and let Jasmine sit.

"I'll get you, you coffin-stuffer," mumbled Bender, still on the ground.

"So…what's this?" asked Jasmine, so full of questions.

"This is called South Park…3000!" said Fry. "It's like the original one, but with 3000 at the end of the name!"

Silence.

"Just watch," said Fry. He turned up the volume.

"Say Phillip," said Terrence. "What are all those people screaming 'aboot?'"

"I don't know," said Phillip. "Let's see."

"SHARK!" screamed a Canadian woman. Everyone from the beach ran away, but T and P went to see the shark. It rolled up on land, shaking it's fins. The shark was made up of triangles (since Canadians are basically made of simple shapes)

T and P moved closer to the shark.

"Is it okay?" asked Terrence.

'Poot!' farted the shark.

T and P started cackling.

Fry and Bender were laughing, Leela was disgusted, and Jasmine was still confused.

Kyle came running in, then ran into a wall. She got up, then said "Uh…Bender? Did you take dirty pictures of me behind my back?"

"No," said Bender. "At least…not yet."

"Why?" asked Leela.

"There's a bunch of police cars outside the building right now," said Kyle. Everyone went to the nearest window, and sure enough, there were five squad cars outside.

"What the hell?" asked Fry.

"Okay, you talking bird," said Smitty, over a megaphone. "We'll forget about this whole thing if you just give back the ruby!"

"What ruby?" squawked Iago, flying into the PE building. "I don't have anything!"
Iago flew up the stairs, past a sleeping Nibbler, above Hermes' head, and right into—

WHACK!

Iago went right into Aladdin, who fell on the ground from the impact.

"Iago?" asked Aladdin.

"Al!" said Iago. "How'd you—uh, can you get rid of this for me?"

"What happened?" asked Leela, walking into the room with Abu and Genie.

"(as James Bond) Hmmm…it appearsh that the bird hash taken the valuable ruby!" said Genie.

Silence.

"We know, genius," said Kyle. She took the ruby out of Iago's claws and threw it out the window.

"I can't believe how stupid that parrot is," said Smitty. "We can sell this and get decent uniforms and food!"

"Sweet as honey," said URL. "Awww, yeaaaaah."

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A few hours later, in Michigan, Mozenrath was waiting for the Nimbus to return from the Groening quadrant of the Animated Galaxy.

"Mozenrath," said a voice.

Mozey looked around. "Who said my name?" he asked.

"Come towards the dark alley," said the voice.

Mozey walked over until he heard the voice say "stop." He looked down and saw a box.

"There's no one here," said Mozey. "Whoever's doing this, you're scaring the hell outta me!"

"And I thought you were a evil villian," said the voice. "Now, open this damn box!"

Mozey opened the box, and in it was a red, glowing ball.

"Who are you?" asked Mozey.

"It's me…Jafar," said the voice.