AU Crossover Pairings: From InuYasha - Inu/Kag, Mir/San, Sess/Kagura, Ship/Rin

From Naruto: Sas/Nar, Lee/Sak, Garra/Shik, Kiba/Hint, Neji/Ten, Kak/Iru

' text ' -thoughts

" text " - speaking

Italics - sounds

Bold - Authors Note (AN) #MUST READ#

Okay, personally, I really don't like crossovers. I find a lot of them really annoying. However, this crossover plot bunny would not let me sleep, eat, or stay still unless I wrote it. So, here I am.

This is a crossover between Inuyasha and Naruto. I have no idea were this came from, but one day it just kinda...popped up. How I got these two animes together I will never know, and neither will you.

Read this.

Enjoy this.

Reveiw this.

and I will update as quick as humanly possible. I don't think there will be many chapters, but then again, I never thought I would ever write a crossover.

Hope you like it!

Chapter One

"FUCK!" rang through out the Taishio house. Birds skreeched and violently flapped their wings to get away, fearing for their lives. Car alarms went off through out the quiet street. Finally, an young man, appering 18, smirked as he looked down at his watch, noting that his younger brother should be waking up around now, running around the house trying to get ready for school, and cursing his older brother the entire time. Oh yes, his life was good. His younger brother's life however, really wasn't all that great.

InuYasha Taishio and Sesshomaru Taishio. Brothers that hated each other dearly, and unfortunatly for InuYasha, Sesshomaru was his guardian for another damned year.

They were both incredibly sexy, however, Sesshomaru was powerful, and thanks to their father, very rich. Thus InuYasha was an outcast. InuYasha didn't know why his brother even bothered. Once they noticed that he was a half demon, they'd avoid him like the plauge.

"Damned Sesshomaru is waking up with a mohawk tomorrow. It'll be bright, flourescent pink." mummbled InuYasha as he ran to school. He had his own car, it was a black '69 mustange, but Sesshomaru had taken his keys. That was no problem for InuYasha, he knew how to hot wire a car, thanks to his friend Kiba, but after he'd hotwired it, he realized Sesshomaru had emptied his tank. Sesshomaru was definetly getting that mohawk...or maybe he'd just dye his whole head pink, OH! or maybe he could just shave off all his hair! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, revenge was incredibly sweet, and it just so happend that InuYasha loved his sweets.

By the time he'd made it to school, he'd already missed english with his favorite teacher Kakashi. His next class was math with Onigumo Naraku. Consider the class skipped. He snuck around to the back of the school, and slide behind the shead.

"Yo!" called out his friend Kiba. Kiba was wearing a brown t-shirt with the words 'You know you want me' in red. He wore black shorts that hung to his knees, with black low-tops. His brown hair hung to his shoulders, and his brown eyes were surrounded with red eye liner. InuYasha just nodded his head in Kiba's direction and plopped down. He closed his eyes and let out a heavy sigh.

"Lemme guess, Sesshy-boy turned off your alarm, took your car keys, and drained the tank for your car." a new voice pipped up. InuYasha mearly opened one eye, and gave the coldest one-eyed glare he could conjure, which really wasn't that scary. The new person wore a bright orange muscle shirt that hugged his upper body everywhere. He wore baggy blue jeans that hung dangerously low on his narrow hips, and wore black flipflops. On top of his messy, bright blonde head were some black sunglasses that made anyone, and everyone look like they'd just walked out of an action film. His clear blue eyes were lightly surrounded with black eyeliner, only making him look more feminine. On both cheaks, you could clearly see three whisker-like scars.

"I hate how good you are at guessing shit like that fox-boy." replied InuYasha, his voice montone. 'Fox-boy' chuckled at his friend. He patted his back and handed InuYasha a joint. "I can't. Sesshy's getting better and better at sniffing out pot on my breath. It's starting to get creepy. He may hate my guts, and plan on throwing me out on my 18th birthday, but so long as I'm under his roof, I gotta abide by his rules. He gets very scary when I don't."

"Man! Kiba, can you believe it! That girly looking guy has got one large stick up his ass."

"I know what you mean Naruto! Man, if I'm so much as 100 feet near him, he goes all CRAZY KILLER DEMON ON PMS mode."

"That is simply because you brought a male hooker to him and said 'I found your boyfriend'. Of course now he's gonna wanna kill you everytime he sees you, dumbass." growled out InuYasha, still in a very bad mood.

Naruto laughed at his friend, and slowly, a plan formed in his head. "How do you plan on getting back at your brother Yash?"

"I'm very tempted to shave his head blad, but I also wanna give him a bright, flourescent pink mohawk. I think pink would suit him." Kiba and Naruto laughed at the idea of Sesshomaru, most popular, smartest, and sexiest guy in their school suddenly soming to school with a pink mohawk. InuYasha gave a small smirk, and with that simple idea planted in his head, he was suddenly in a very good mood. "Come on. We don't want to be late for science. Today we get to work with dangerous chemicals." smirked InuYasha as he lazily rose from the ground, like a cat ready to pounce.

"Man are you sure you aren't part cat? You're about as graceful as one." commented Kiba. Naruto began to snicker behind his back. Naruto was not snickering at what Kiba had said. Naruto was laughing at Kiba. InuYasha hates cats. InuYasha is angered easily. Bye bye Kiba.

InuYasha's entire form went stiff. He sadisticly turned his head towards Kiba. His golden eyes were glowing red. His eyes weren't red like when he goes full demon, they were just glowing red. Kiba suddenly went stiff. Kiba slowly began to back away. He had almost made it away, when the silent signal to attack was set off by Naruto snapping a twig. Kiba quickly cursed Naruto and bolted. InuYasha lunged for Kiba, and almost had him. Naruto laughed his sorry ass off. He was gonna miss Kiba. He'd known Kiba since he was 6, but had known InuYasha since he was 5. Since Naruto had known InuYasha longer, he tended to be more helpful to him.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! MOTHER OF FUCKING JESUS! HOLY SHIT! COME ON YASH! IT WAS A JOKE! FUCKING BLOODY HELL!" and Kiba was silent.

InuYasha jogged back to Naruto, picked up his book bag, and turned to go to class.

"Aren't you gonna tell me what you did to him?" questioned a curious Naruto. InuYasha smirked and said, "Just wait. You'll find out." With that, both boys went inside and began walking towards the science room.

-with Kiba-

"InuYasha! Come on! Help me! Naruto!" shouted Kiba.

-back with Naruto and InuYasha-

As the two made their way to class, the intercoms crackled to life. "Naruto Uzumaki please report to the principlas office." Naruto wipped around to InuYasha who continued walking as if the announcment had never taken place.

"Dammit!" rang through out the halls followed by laughter.

Hope you like the first chapter so far. I'm partically asleep, and I'm on Advil which allows me to see swirly colours and I think up the most amazing things when I'm like this. You'll get to find out next chapter what happend.

REVIEW! I need to know what you think to continue!