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Italics - sounds

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TA DA! It's the second chapter! Praise me! I am so amazing! Goat:"In what world are you amazing?" The one in my head. Goat:"I sugest you evacuate to reality. I'm blowing up Neverland." Shit.

Well, here's the fic anyway.

Hope you like it!

Chapter Two

-Last time-

As the two made their way to class, the intercoms crackled to life. "Naruto Uzumaki please report to the principlas office." Naruto wipped around to InuYasha who continued walking as if the announcment had never taken place.

"Dammit!" rang through out the halls followed by laughter.

-This Time-

"Naruto. Care to explain why you hung Kiba on the flag pole using the girls bras from gym?" questioned Tsnuade.

"Ummmm...I thought we could use a new flag...?" Naruto responded, unsure of what to say.

"Hmm...I see. But, why would you leave a signed confession to the...rewiring of the teachers lounge tv underneath the new flag?"

"What! That sick dog! Pinning the rewired Teachers Lounge TV to play 24/7 porn! That smug bastard!"

"Okay then. I'm assuming you know what I'm talking about then. Here you go. I can't wait to see you after school on Tuesdays and Thursdays for the next month!" Tsnuade replied, her voice just a sugar cube or two over board. Naruto looked down on the paper and one word popped into his head.

"DAMMIT!"

-In science-

InuYasha bit the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing as his depressed friend came in. Naruto heard the stiffled laughter and glared at his long time best friend.

"Friend my ass. I'm definetly getting him back." Naruto thought as he took residence in the desk between InuYasha and Kiba. Naruto couldn't help but stiffle a chuckle when he thought of Kiba hanging from all those bras on the flag post. He wished he was able to get a picture.

"Here. I thought you'd want one for your collection." whispered InuYasha as he handed Naruto a picture of Kiba hanging from bras on the flag post. Naruto grinned and nodded at InuYasha. He was partically forgiven now.

-Lunch-

"I'm having a party friday night. You guys wanna come?" InuYasha asked as he sat down at 'his' table. Naruto and Kiba, who sat across from InuYasha and Hinta, grinned like they had just escaped from the Insanity Instituation. "You bet." Naruto voiced for both himself and Kiba.

"I w-would love t-to c-come to your p-party InuYasha." whispered a very timed voice. He turned to the owner and smiled.

"Glad to hear that Hinta." Hinta blushed and gave a small smile back. She had pale eyes that always looked scared and uncertain. She wore a pale yellow sundress that ended just a bit above her knees with black wrist gloves with the fingers missing. She had on black fishnet stockings with combat boots that went half way up her claves. Her hair was tied back in a small braid with a few loose strands. She only wore mascara and lip gloss, but hey, she looked cute, and being the only girl at their table didn't seem to bother her, which was nice.

Lee, who was sitting on the other side of Hinta jumped up and yelled, "I would be honoured to go to such a youthful festivity!" He was an odd one. He wore a green body suit with a black belt, and black ankle boots. His hair was black and cut in a bowl-like style. One defining feature Lee had were the freaking huge-ass eyebrows. No one asked about them. They chose to ignore it.

"Tsk, so troublesome." replied a lazy teen. Shikamaru was incredibly lazy. He was a freaking genius, and very hot, but he was just too lazy to care. His black hair was tied back in a pony tail, keeping it out of his face. He wore a black fishnet shirt with a blue-grey overshirt. He wore long baggy blue jeans that swept along the ground, completely hiding his feet. He wore a black leather choker and black leather wristbands. He enjoyed watching the clouds float by. No one questioned him.

"I'm assuming that means you'll be coming Shika, and if you don't show up, I'll send Gaara to go get you." smirked InuYasha as he watched a very light pink dust across Shikamaru's face. InuYasha, and Naruto were the only ones who knew that Shikamaru was gay and that he was very attracted to Gaara. Naruto let out a small giggle, making everyone wonder what was so funny. InuYasha smirked when Shikamaru sent a glare to him and Naruto. InuYasha waved it off and turned to Gaara. "You'll be coming to, ne Gaara?"

Gaara gave a curt nod before returning to his sandwich. Gaara had naturally red, red hair with clear green eyes. His eyes were surrounded with a thick layer of eyeliner, and above his left eye was the kanji for love. He was incredibly pale, and it was very noticable since he was wearing a tight black t-shirt, with baggy black pants that hung off his hips, with a long, floor sweeping sleeveless trench coat. On both arms, he had black fishnet sleeves with wrist gloves, that had the fingers cut off. His pants were just as long and baggy as Shikamaru's. You were unable to see his feet at all. Gaara was very attractive, but was too cold and distant for anyone's liking. He only really ever talked to Naruto, Shikamaru, and sometimes InuYasha.

InuYasha pulled his lips into a small smirk. Gaara was the first to notice it. He gave Shikamaru a small nudge and move his head in InuYasha's direction when Shikamaru looked at him. Shikamaru then flicked Naruto, and pointed to InuYasha. Naruto began to pale. He quietly whispered to everyone at the table, "Slowly, very slowly back away. Once you've left the table run. Run fast, and run far. I'll stay here and try to distract him. He's plotting World Domination. Just look at the way his eyes glow re- Wait. Where did he go?" questioned Naruto, his voice returning to normal.

"Oh, he left about half way through your 'Run speech'. He's over at 'their' table." Shikamaru answered. Naruto turned his head and saw InuYasha smirk at his brother Sesshomaru. InuYasha continued to talk as though nothing was wrong, and Naruto could tell he was pushing all the right buttons. Sesshomaru looked ready to kill. He was definetly going to kill InuYasha. 'I'll miss you Yash.' Naruto thought when he saw Sesshy boy wrap his hand around InuYasha's throat, and proceed to lift him off the ground. What surprised Naruto was the way InuYasha continued to smirk. It was a smirk that said he won. It was a victory smirk. Just what had InuYasha said to make Sesshy agree to something InuYasha had to propose. Naruto was officaly hooked. He wanted to know it all.

When InuYasha returned to their table her had a large handprint around his thoat, but didn't seemed phased at all. "I'm off. I've got Demonic Arts next. I'll see all of you later." With that InuYasha took off. Not even letting Naruto get a word in. Naruto suddenly had the feeling. Call it animals instinct, he should either be running away or running towards InuYasha. He wasn't sure weither to be scared or happy. But the way Sesshomaru kept glaring at their small group was begining to make all of them uncomfortable.

"Well, Hinta, Shikamaru and I should be going. We have Ninja Arts next. Later!" Lee pipped up, helping Hinta with her books and picking Shika up from the table. They were soon all running off to their class. Naruto, Kiba, and Gaara all stared at their three friends as they ran off.

"...I guess...we should go to gym then..." Kiba wondered, quite curious as to what they should do. Naruto nodded and began to pack his ramen containers up. Soon they were all heading off to gym.

I was going to write the party into this chapter, but I thought you could all wait. I can guarantee it will be very Sasunaru. There might even be a lime. No lemons, yet. But it will be very yaoi. So if you don't like guy on guy action. Stop reading this fic. I won't change it just for you. Deal with it. Since the three people who reviewed were so nice. Here's a tid bit:

Kiba sadisticly turned his head toward Naruto. "Naruto..." Naruto visibly gulped. He was in deep shit. He was in shit so deep, he was gonna die from shit-intake. 'Good bye cruel world.' Naruto dramaticly thought.

"I dare you to preform your infamous Sexy no Jutsu, and you must stay in that form for a month." Kiba drawled out. Naruto was waiting. He was waiting for it to come. He slowly opened his eyes, wondering when they had closed, and simply stared at Kiba.

"That's it?"

"That's it."

"Jeez, that's easy." He did the hand signals and poof, there, in Naruto's place was a tall, long, slender, filled out blonde. She stood as tall as Naruto, whom was 5'9. Her long, golden blonde locks fell to her waist. She wore a red bra underneather a black fishnet shirt. Her full, round breasts just seemed to stand out in the tops. Her flat stomach was accented, with the way the fishnet shirt clung to her form. She had on black short shorts, that ended just below her butt. Her long, slender, tanned legs were making all the guys drool. They were firm and tight. Obviously strong. She wore red fishnet stockings, with black stiletto heels. She had a black leather choker, and black leather bands that went from her wrists to her elbows. In a word, she looked sexy. She was a blonde goth. She was wonderful.

"There. I preformed it, I will stay in this form for a month. Man, I thought you would be harder on me. This is simple." Naruto sighed. Her voice was higher, and more seductive. Her voice was think like honey, and warm. The guys were wishing it wasn't Naruto, and the girls were wishing they were her.

"Now, we will call you Naru. It'll be better than Naruto." InuYasha voiced.

"Whatever." Naru rolled her eyes, and spun the bottle in the middle. It landed on InuYasha.

"Alright, InuYasha now you dare someone."

"That's for pointing out the obvious bimbo."

"Go blow your brother."

InuYasha shuddered, along with Sesshomaru. "Now, I'm going to have nightmares." both brothers stated in stereo. Naru held back a giggle, along with all the other girls, and the guys remained stoic. They new very well that should they laugh, or even show amusment, they would lose the ability to have children. InuYasha glared hard at Naru, and suddenly, he had an evil plan pop into his head. He turned towards Sasuke, and smirked.

"Sasuke, I dare you to make out with Naru everytime she laughs, giggles, smiles, or is having fun. For. A. Month."

"WHAT!" two voices rang out.

Hope you liked the second chapter. I am using ideas that came from author writehanded. I sugest you check out their fic 'I love teaching'. I think it's a really awsome fic. Anyway. I'm trying to update as fast as I can, but I'm also writing another fic, 'My Best Friend's Brother', and I need to apply myself to that one just as much. I've been neglecting it, so I should head out, and tackle that fic head on. If you've read it and you have some ideas for me, GIVE THEM TO ME! I need all the help I can get. I have a very horrible case of writers block.

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