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Tango Nami
Robin
The
samples won't delay, but the cable-
Sanji
There's another
way
Say something - anything
Robin
Test - one, two,
three-
Sanji
Anything but that
Robin
This is
weird
Sanji
It's weird
Robin
Very
weird
Sanji
Fuckin' weird
Robin
I'm so mad that I
don't know what to do
Fighting with the marine
Freezing down to
my spleen
And to top it all off I'm with you
Sanji
Feel
like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're
thinking of drinking gasoline?
Robin
As a matter of
fact-
Sanji
Honey, I know this act
It's called the
"Tango Nami"
The Tango Nami
It's a dark, dizzy
merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling
Robin
You're
wrong
Sanji
You're heart she is mangling
Robin
It's
different with me
Sanji
And you toss and you turn
'Cause
her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and
rebound
Robin
I think I know what you mean
BOTH
The
Tango Nami!
Sanji
Has she ever pouted her lips
and
called you "Pookie"?
Robin
Never
Sanji
Have
you ever doubted a kiss or two?
Robin
This is spooky
Did
you swoon when
She walked through the door?
Sanji
Every
time - so be cautious
Robin
Did she moon over other boys -?
Sanji
More than moon
Robin
I'm getting nauseous
-Start to tango-
Sanji
Where'd you learn to tango?
Robin
With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at the
Baroque Works and
you?
Sanji
With Kaya
The Rabbi's daughter at the
Scarsdale Jewish Community Center
It's hard to do this
backwards
Robin
You should try it in heels!
She
cheated
Sanji
She cheated
Robin
Nami
cheated
Sanji
Fuckin' cheated
Robin
I'm defeated,
I should give up right now
Sanji
Gotta look on the bright
side
With all of your might
Robin
I'd fall for her still
anyhow
BOTH
When you're dancing her dance
You don't
stand a chance
Her grip of romance makes you fall
Sanji
So
you think, might as well...
Robin
...dance a tango to
hell
BOTH
"At least I'll have tangoed at all"
The
Tango Nami
Gotta dance 'til your diva is through
You pretend to
believe her 'cause in the end - you can't leave her
But the end it
will come
Still you have to play dumb
'Til you're glum and you
bum
And turn blue
Sanji
Why do we love when she's mean?
Robin
And
she can be obscene
My Nami
BOTH
The Tango Nami!